TFF Chat 2023: I did my residency in posting with a 2 year fellowship in trolling

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Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

EmbryoSteve posted:

The abyss taught me you'd be insta crushed at depth. Might be preferable to feeling all the gas in your blood expand or.whatever happens when you find yourself in a vacuum unprotected

~~IIRC your blood will (and I guess the rest of the liquids in your body) boil instantly. I think I read it when reading about the space program.~~

Edit: Huh. Just googled it and this is wrong. You'd black out in about 15 seconds and then asphyxiate

Rogue Elephant fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jun 19, 2023

# ? Jun 19, 2023 20:55

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# ? May 25, 2024 18:34

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Rogue Elephant posted:

IIRC your blood will (and I guess the rest of the liquids in your body) boil instantly. I think I read it when reading about the space program.

iirc your eyes boil first but your skin protects your blood?

or do your eyes just pop

# ? Jun 19, 2023 20:56

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

The lower the pressure, the lower the boiling temperature of water. At zero pressure, water sublimates directly from ice to steam, there is no liquid phase. All the liquid in your body instantly boiling is bad for you. I assume your body applies some pressure on the water inside, but your body also has various holes for water to get out, and the other thing about a vacuum is that gasses really really want to spread out into it.

However, at twelve thousand feet below sea level, if your pressure vessel fails catastrophically you'll be destroyed basically instantly. I doubt you'll even be aware that something has gone wrong.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 20:57

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Leperflesh posted:

The lower the pressure, the lower the boiling temperature of water. At zero pressure, water sublimates directly from ice to steam, there is no liquid phase. All the liquid in your body instantly boiling is bad for you.

However, at twelve thousand feet below sea level, if your pressure vessel fails catastrophically you'll be destroyed basically instantly. I doubt you'll even be aware that something has gone wrong.

Yeah I think in either case your consciousness is basically instantaneously vaporized.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 20:59

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

science rules

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:00

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

according to television (The Expanse) you die from lack of oxygen before anything else gets you when out in space without a suit

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:01

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

3 DONG HORSE posted:

according to television (The Expanse) you die from lack of oxygen before anything else gets you when out in space without a suit

if you're about to get airlocked, take a big deep breath of air before the doors open so your chest explodes and you die from the trauma.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:03

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM0gJwLJc_A

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:03

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

FizFashizzle posted:

if you're about to get airlocked, take a big deep breath of air before the doors open so your chest explodes and you die from the trauma.

that's brutal and i'm going to assume also good advice because you are a medical professional

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:04

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I've read that your cardiovascular system would keep your blood pressurized because it's a closed system so it wouldn't evaporate but you're really just taking someone's word for it either way until it gets tested

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:04

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

All of this discussion is missing the critical question: if you get pushed out into space, will the pressure differential cause you to poo poo yourself

like you have 15 seconds of consciousness, which is just enough time for your last thought to be 'oh no, i poo poo myself' and then The Void takes you

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:06

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Easily avoidable if you just poo poo yourself prior to getting spaced

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:07

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

My favorite Hollywood takes on this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrlCPFSOsU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp70vEiAn7E&t=283s

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:08

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

yeah i'd definitely poo poo myself while i'm in the airlock

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:08

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

FizFashizzle posted:

if you're about to get airlocked, take a big deep breath of air before the doors open so your chest explodes and you die from the trauma.

I wonder if your epiglottis would seal well enough for this to happen, or if the negative pressure would just violently suck the air out of your lungs, collapsing your chest and occluding or avulsing the great vessels at the point of attachment at the heart.

Either way a pretty :rock:

way to go.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:10

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

The worst way to go is like those poor fuckers on the Kursk.

If I was in a pressure vessel that failed, I just hope it was deep enough and the failure catastrophic enough to make it instantaneous

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:16

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

GD_American posted:

The worst way to go is like those poor fuckers on the Kursk.

If I was in a pressure vessel that failed, I just hope it was deep enough and the failure catastrophic enough to make it instantaneous

There were three sailors who survived for 16 days trapped underwater at Pearl Harbor before dying.

quote:

In the chaotic aftermath of the surprise Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, Olds and two other men would find themselves entombed alive in the hull of the naval vessel settled in the muddy seafloor of the harbor 40 feet below the surface. It would take them 16 days to die.

...

Sailors recount the following days when men dreaded guard duty that put them within earshot of the sunken battleship and the �desperate � almost tireless � cry for help.� For more than two weeks the banging continued, but crews were unable to get to those making the sound. Drilling a hole in the boat might have caused a �blowout� from the pressure of the seafloor, while oil spilled along the surface of the ocean could have easily sparked an explosion.

It wasn�t until months later, when crews were able to pump out water to partially float and dry-dock the boat that the bodies of the three men were found in storeroom A-111, alongside flashlight batteries, manhole access to a supply of fresh water, and eaten emergency rations.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:19

Fifty Three: Oct 29, 2007

Rogue Elephant posted:

~~IIRC your blood will (and I guess the rest of the liquids in your body) boil instantly. I think I read it when reading about the space program.~~

Edit: Huh. Just googled it and this is wrong. You'd black out in about 15 seconds and then asphyxiate

Fun, old article about it:

https://www.damninteresting.com/outer-space-exposure/

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:26

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

There were three sailors who survived for 16 days trapped underwater at Pearl Harbor before dying.

This is hell

# ? Jun 19, 2023 21:34

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Fifty Three posted:

Fun, old article about it:

https://www.damninteresting.com/outer-space-exposure/

Hm, yeah. 90 seconds before your blood starts to boil, so that's about how long you can live, although you're unconscious well before that.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 22:09

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Leperflesh posted:

The lower the pressure, the lower the boiling temperature of water. At zero pressure, water sublimates directly from ice to steam, there is no liquid phase. All the liquid in your body instantly boiling is bad for you. I assume your body applies some pressure on the water inside, but your body also has various holes for water to get out, and the other thing about a vacuum is that gasses really really want to spread out into it.

However, at twelve thousand feet below sea level, if your pressure vessel fails catastrophically you'll be destroyed basically instantly. I doubt you'll even be aware that something has gone wrong.

To expand, temperature is an artificial construct. Everything is just pressure. Vapor pressure above the liquid determines the boiling point, not temperature.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 22:09

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Uh

no, temperature is not an artificial construct, the water has a temperature regardless of whether it's solid liquid gas or plasma

but yes, "boiling" is not connected to temperature (but "freezing" absolutely is)

# ? Jun 19, 2023 22:14

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Leperflesh posted:

Uh

no, temperature is not an artificial construct, the water has a temperature regardless of whether it's solid liquid gas or plasma

but yes, "boiling" is not connected to temperature (but "freezing" absolutely is)

That's like saying mass exists. It's all energy.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 22:17

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Temperature has a lot of different definitions, some of which are meaningless in certain situations. You can even engineer situations where temperature is below absolute zero (negative Kelvin) otherwise you violate the 2nd law of thermodynamics.

The point is temperature is tricky and full of contrasts.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 22:22

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

MrLogan posted:

That's like saying mass exists. It's all energy.

I remember my first joint

# ? Jun 19, 2023 22:29

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

GD_American posted:

I remember my first joint

I knew someone whose mom was for real one of the leading experts in the philosophy of time and whew, let me tell you how far into the hinterlands you can go there.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 22:33

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Quiet Feet posted:

Please post me a song you have heard recently. I'll start.

https://youtu.be/ormQQG2UhtQ

Saw him play this last year when he opened for Khraungbin. Killer show.

Excited to see Tenacious D and Wilco in September. What upcoming shows do y�all
Have?

# ? Jun 19, 2023 22:54

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Quiet Feet posted:

Please post me a song you have heard recently. I'll start.

https://youtu.be/ormQQG2UhtQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIKehChI__k

Tracing back to Battleship movie chat: I love that Peter Berg agreed to make the movie for the studio in return for making Lone Survivor, which used this version of "Heroes" by Peter Gabriel during the end credits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsvuipGq2ns

I don't love how they made Luttrell's rescue the climax of the movie with some Hollywood action set piece. In reality the Army just drove trucks up to the village & picked him up.

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:05

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Neil Armbong posted:

Saw him play this last year when he opened for Khraungbin. Killer show.

Excited to see Tenacious D and Wilco in September. What upcoming shows do y�all
Have?

Kaskade back to back with John Summit in August at Hard Summer LA! :woop:

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:32

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/CWSShotBoard/status/1670915636040544256?s=20

This mfer spent like 30k on jello shots

There�s a bar in Omaha, where the college World Series is, that does a tally every time a teams fan buys a Jell-O shot. Last year the record was broken at around 18k by Ole Miss. LSU just broke it only 2 games in.

tbf $3 of every shot goes to a local charity of the schools but this is so dumb and I love it

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:44

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Joey Freshwater posted:

https://twitter.com/CWSShotBoard/status/1670915636040544256?s=20

This mfer spent like 30k on jello shots

There’s a bar in Omaha, where the college World Series is, that does a tally every time a teams fan buys a Jell-O shot. Last year the record was broken at around 18k by Ole Miss. LSU just broke it only 2 games in.

tbf $3 of every shot goes to a local charity of the schools but this is so dumb and I love it

The record was broken before LSU's second game even began...

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:47

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1670926011561807872?s=46

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:49

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

lol at Oral Roberts fans buying five times as many Jello shots as UVA

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:52

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

https://twitter.com/thejasonkirk/status/1670152249610326016?t=x9_Mve76z7vIdw8ypUPZTQ&s=19

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:53

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

GD_American posted:

lol at Oral Roberts fans buying five times as many Jello shots as UVA

Well�Oral Roberts is still in it. UVA got booted yesterday but lol yeah ORU has put on a showing

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:53

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Pathetic showing by Florida lol

But they�re in the winners bracket where it loving counts

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:56

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Honestly surprised we�re not doing better, we traveled well

# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:58

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Now make them do shots of Malort.

# ? Jun 20, 2023 00:00

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

They're gonna try your rear end in The Hague, Bird

# ? Jun 20, 2023 00:16

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# ? May 25, 2024 18:34

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Neil Armbong posted:

Saw him play this last year when he opened for Khraungbin. Killer show.

Excited to see Tenacious D and Wilco in September. What upcoming shows do y’all
Have?

Just got My Morning Jacket tickets for Father's Day

# ? Jun 20, 2023 00:39

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