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Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/Dangerfox/status/1670837796246892544
https://twitter.com/TeeOh_Raccoon/status/1670844796401852416

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
At least they didn't steal it.

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://twitter.com/fussybabybitch/status/1670823644266893317?t=8Oo8xmTCLxKIp73SZL7AgQ&s=19

always thinking about this

"what's the invisible world"

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1670648343112892418?t=ehAZ68xbUYZHxVVjxbPe0w&s=19

Ramie has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Jun 19, 2023

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


Most WW2 bombers either had horny art or a looney toon painted on the nose cone. So this isn't really that surprising.

Air Skwirl posted:

At least they didn't steal it.

This is the surprising part.

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran
gently caress it, the armed forces should cover their poo poo with furry porn. Imagine the morale damage! The only thing worse than an artillery barrage is an artillery barrage fired from barrels made up like Bad Dragon products. Stuka Drones, but instead of a screaming siren they blare No Cock Like Horse Cock.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Kestral posted:

gently caress it, the armed forces should cover their poo poo with furry porn. Imagine the morale damage! The only thing worse than an artillery barrage is an artillery barrage fired from barrels made up like Bad Dragon products. Stuka Drones, but instead of a screaming siren they blare No Cock Like Horse Cock.

:hmmyes:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/ayoedebiri/status/1670800543550263297

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Getting some mixed signals with that pinned tweet.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


All live-action Anime adaptations should be made by the people that made RRR because that movie was Anime as all hell

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

cohsae posted:

All live-action Anime adaptations should be made by the people that made RRR because that movie was Anime as all hell

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
poor phil

https://twitter.com/Doodletones/status/1670496357961043975

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
That's nice and all, but Lucy Lawless still holds the record.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy


uuuuuurgh

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

cohsae posted:

All live-action should be made by the people that made RRR

:haibrow:

Movie whips so much rear end and I can't convince any of my dipshit friends to watch it with me.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

John Lee posted:

uuuuuurgh
my favorite part is Amelia going "I could grab them one by one, but that's lame, that's not the point!" and then cuts to DSP doing that exact thing

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

the part where DSP looks at the bulldozer materials and says "what is all that for" reminds me of that one time on Taskmaster where Rhod Gilbert ignores a stack of building materials in the garage and closes the garage door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnRoxgZhV0&t=1333s

just imagining James Acaster angrily yelling "Oh, the perfect stuff?" at DSP

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I don't understand watching strangers play games. I think I'm officially old now.
oooold

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Captain Invictus posted:

my favorite part is Amelia going "I could grab them one by one, but that's lame, that's not the point!" and then cuts to DSP doing that exact thing

I don't understand how you can see the dozer blade bit and the dozens of balls and not immediately see how you're supposed to do it. It's like that guy who did a review of Mass Effect 1 without realizing he could level up.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
youre just not autistic enough to get the good chemical from it dont worry

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't understand how you can see the dozer blade bit and the dozens of balls and not immediately see how you're supposed to do it. It's like that guy who did a review of Mass Effect 1 without realizing he could level up.

I don’t even know video games but that sounds really funny. Is the article still around?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Tree Bucket posted:

I don't understand watching strangers play games. I think I'm officially old now.
oooold

I imagine you put it on in the background while you play games and then it becomes a friendship simulator?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i did that shrine the dumb way because i wanted to make a big ball sculpture

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't understand how you can see the dozer blade bit and the dozens of balls and not immediately see how you're supposed to do it. It's like that guy who did a review of Mass Effect 1 without realizing he could level up.

Excuse me what now

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007


How is it even possible? How does a man play a videogame and react so badly that I want to rip them to shreds.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Tree Bucket posted:

I don't understand watching strangers play games. I think I'm officially old now.
oooold

It's only entertaining if they're v good or v bad

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Tree Bucket posted:

I don't understand watching strangers play games. I think I'm officially old now.
oooold
it's like licorice or cilantro, some people have defective genes that make these things taste bad. unfortunately this also applies to streamers. I'm sorry

Crimson Harvest posted:

youre just not autistic enough to get the good chemical from it dont worry
really dude

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i would argue from an evolutionary pov the genes that make watching streamers fun are the defective ones

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't understand how you can see the dozer blade bit and the dozens of balls and not immediately see how you're supposed to do it. It's like that guy who did a review of Mass Effect 1 without realizing he could level up.

I got through like half of Mass Effect 1 without leveling up (or maybe leveling up my weapons or something? I don't remember what exact mechanic I was missing) because I was playing it on an old CRT and the text was too small to read. I thought the text was just like, fake space text to look cool and sci-fi-y. I ended up getting stuck because the game was too hard, but then after getting an adapter to connect my xbox to a computer monitor, suddenly figured it all out and spent 10 minutes leveling up, and then breezing my way through the rest of the game.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Phthisis posted:

I got through like half of Mass Effect 1 without leveling up (or maybe leveling up my weapons or something? I don't remember what exact mechanic I was missing) because I was playing it on an old CRT and the text was too small to read. I thought the text was just like, fake space text to look cool and sci-fi-y. I ended up getting stuck because the game was too hard, but then after getting an adapter to connect my xbox to a computer monitor, suddenly figured it all out and spent 10 minutes leveling up, and then breezing my way through the rest of the game.

Is this like Jojo training with the mask on so that when it's time for the actual fight, he has immense reserves of etc etc

theflyingexecutive posted:

I imagine you put it on in the background while you play games and then it becomes a friendship simulator?

Who wants to be friends with the whining nasal guy though?

Crimson Harvest posted:

youre just not autistic enough to get the good chemical from it dont worry

Missing out on The Good Brain Chemicals is the worst

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
The SA forums literally invented the genre of watching other people play video games over a decade ago, so it's always funny to me when someone acts like it's a new and weird thing alien to them.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
The reviewer was Dean Takahashi, also the reviewer who got stuck on the Cuphead tutorial because he couldn't jump and then dash while in the air.

Just a quick Google couldn't find the original review which he titled Mass Defect and the original publication he works for only has the updated review after he was called out for being an idiot. The updated review is here.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Air Skwirl posted:

The SA forums literally invented the genre of watching other people play video games over a decade ago, so it's always funny to me when someone acts like it's a new and weird thing alien to them.

What are you talking about? A decade ago was 2003, and

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
lol if you think im not describing myself with that assessment

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Tree Bucket posted:

I don't understand watching strangers play games. I think I'm officially old now.
oooold

As a kid, before I wanted to play video games, I used to love going to arcades to watch total strangers play video games. I wanted to see what happened next!

It actually took years and years and years before I ever actually wanted to play em myself

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


That dude doesn't seem to enjoy video games.

Edit: Also the dude at corner store is always watching vtubers on his laptop when I go in there to buy beer late at night.

wash bucket has a new favorite as of 03:09 on Jun 20, 2023

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I grew up with an older brother who hogged the video game controller while I had to sit and watch him. Because of this, I now enjoy watching someone play video games more than actually playing them myself. Video games are neat, but they involve active thought and effort, and I prefer to sit back and passively absorb their mechanics and narratives.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007


I'm just supposed to intuit what to do here???

Shitshow
Jul 25, 2007

We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.

Captain Monkey posted:



I'm just supposed to intuit what to do here???

Yeah, they all obviously go in the square hole.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Shitshow posted:

Yeah, they all obviously go in the square hole.
https://i.imgur.com/Kp5uudN.mp4

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Still smarter than some of my co-workers.

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