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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

I need to play Red Faction: Guerrilla again.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

mobby_6kl posted:

I saw this mentioned either ITT or in one of the other threads talking about it.

Why the hell wouldn't it be possible to open the hatch form the inside? You just need to shut it close enough and then the outside pressure will hold it more than tight enough.

The hatch is closed via bolts and nuts secured from the outside. There is no lever or hinge to open it with. It was likely done this way because they couldn’t effectively seal it otherwise. The reason for all of this is they are idiots.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Also, the hatch probably wasn’t sealed right and they started leaking. If they leaked immediately, they would have probably been able to notify the tender. If they started leaking at depth, they were probably killed by ballistic speed water rushing into the submersible.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



It looks like they used a Logitech F710 bluetooth controller in that submarine which is what I use to game on my PC. It has a switch for toggling DInput/XInput mode on it that has always been really spotty and I had to tape it.

Also the USB dongle for it is only recognized if you put it halfway into a USB slot or wedged at an angle. It's like trying to get an NES cartridge to work by making it slam against the front of the bay when you press down the carriage.


Just complete poo poo from top to bottom that whole enterprise was it seems.

fake edit: delta P is stored in the ballasts. real edit: Ok that joke doesn't really play

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Jun 20, 2023

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

seems criminal to let this level of effort and subtlety go by without a firm nod

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

That...that is one hell of a freudian slip there.

"However this does not mean that Oceangate does meet standards where they apply."

Talk about reading the fine print thoroughly, goddamn.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SerthVarnee posted:

That...that is one hell of a freudian slip there.

"However this does not mean that Oceangate does meet standards where they apply."

Talk about reading the fine print thoroughly, goddamn.

this wasn't fine print, this was their marketing copy.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/A2O3HcL.mp4

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Wait....


How the gently caress is he steering?

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

The Bananana posted:

Wait....


How the gently caress is he steering?

Alternating power/brakes to one wheel over the other.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

The Bananana posted:

Wait....


How the gently caress is he steering?

Lotta tractors have a small amount of rear steer.

I'm more worried about that hot exhaust pressed right onto that presumably flammable material.

Beet
Aug 24, 2003

GD_American posted:

Lotta tractors have a small amount of rear steer.

I'm more worried about that hot exhaust pressed right onto that presumably flammable material.

It does genuinely look sufficiently freshly harvested (read: vaguely green) that it's probably not dry, at least.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://twitter.com/famoushorse/status/1670966672801267713?t=bRZl4PN8VybrGglTZtVrWQ&s=19

It just keeps going beyond parody.

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occluded
Oct 31, 2012

Sandals: Become the means to create A JUST SOCIETY


Fun Shoe

Unperson_47 posted:


fake edit: delta P is stored in the ballasts. real edit: Ok that joke doesn't really play

Personally I love it.

The Something Awful Forums > OSHA IV: delta P is stored in the ballasts

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020

How come they can't find the sub? It's near the Titanic, and that's like really big. Just ask around there. Duh.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


James Camron got jealous.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

wow they sprung for 3d printed nipples to make it more sensitive...certainly that will solve all their Δp problems.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Jesus loving christ that twitter avatar...

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

This is what tractor weights are for. Also that can’t be doing great things for his engine’s lubrication.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/8K052fD.mp4

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

ellie the beep posted:

nodded along to the end and only then noticed the username

I cannot loving believe I'm agreeing with Caro, but all French tech divers I've ever interacted with are genuinely insane.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I cannot loving believe I'm agreeing with Caro, but all French tech divers I've ever interacted with are genuinely insane.

tu es plus vivant plus près de la mort

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I cannot loving believe I'm agreeing with Caro, but all French tech divers I've ever interacted with are genuinely insane.

I'm French, my Dad dived for Comex in the late 70's, can confirm. He didn't last long, but the lifers are all insane people.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

skyelevator posted:

How come they can't find the sub? It's near the Titanic, and that's like really big. Just ask around there. Duh.

The thing is the size of a mini van and is mostly maid of carbon fiber material meaning that it doesn't have a good magnetic signature.

Finding something that doesn't give off a magnetic signature under 12k feet of water is pretty loving difficult. The coast guard and others have dropped sonobuoys in order to hopefully hear survivors banging in the sides or something, but they're not likely to hear anything as they're probably already dead and crushed.

The only way someone is going to find them is they just get lucky and stumble across the wreckage. The submersible was not equipped with any form of tracking or beacon to aid in discovery. The ballast system could have worked perfectly and they washed ashore somewhere in Greenland but won't be found til long after they've asphyxiated.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

It went missing for a few hours last year as well, this is not exactly an unprecedented technical problem.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Tunicate posted:

It went missing for a few hours last year as well, this is not exactly an unprecedented technical problem.

It was lost on the surface of the ocean for five hours previously. This is more than a day now with zero contact.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Yeah I'm just saying they had a warning that 'we can't find the sub' is an issue.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Tunicate posted:

Yeah I'm just saying they had a warning that 'we can't find the sub' is an issue.

The whole thing was a gigantic red flashing WARNING sign from the moment of conception. They were well beyond the point that any one portent would give them pause.

Like, if you haven't already hit the eject button after hearing, "we're steering with an off-brand Xbox controller," then a little thing like being lost in the middle of the ocean for a few hours probably doesn't register.

Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Jun 20, 2023

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
There were lots of other warning signs but I don't think an off-brand Xbox controller is necessarily one of them. It's a device that speaks standard protocols and also has had a vast amount of ergonomics research put into letting the user comfortably and quickly express a wide range of actions on a compact form

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The Titanic is 900 feet long (in two pieces each about 40% of that) in the middle of a gigantic debris field (comprised of the other 20% of the ship) and it took 70 years to find

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



haveblue posted:

There were lots of other warning signs but I don't think an off-brand Xbox controller is necessarily one of them. It's a device that speaks standard protocols and also has had a vast amount of ergonomics research put into letting the user comfortably and quickly express a wide range of actions on a compact form

I knew they were doomed the moment I saw they didn't upgrade to the PS5 DualSense controller, with its vast improvements in ergonomics and haptic feedback capability

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Cut the bottom out of that outhouse and poo poo into the void.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Captain Hygiene posted:

I knew they were doomed the moment I saw they didn't upgrade to the PS5 DualSense controller, with its vast improvements in ergonomics and haptic feedback capability

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


FuturePastNow posted:

The Titanic is 900 feet long (in two pieces each about 40% of that) in the middle of a gigantic debris field (comprised of the other 20% of the ship) and it took 70 years to find

And they only found it because it was a cover story for someone to find and inspect two nuclear sub wrecks.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Log082 posted:

I'm pretty sure a juicero could crush this submarine, in fact

Ha

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

FuturePastNow posted:

The Titanic is 900 feet long (in two pieces each about 40% of that) in the middle of a gigantic debris field (comprised of the other 20% of the ship) and it took 70 years to find

Malaysia Airlines 370 was a 650,000 pound airliner and after ten years and like a billion dollars in searching with the most advanced technology available we still have no clue where it even hit the water

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
also there's nothing wrong with using a USB controller to drive the sub as long as they had a couple of spares on board.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Yeah I was going to say the only safety problem with using an off the shelf little brother controller is that you need to take 3 with you.

Which is also the problem with an off the shelf HOTAS, same reliability issue but you're going to have to lose the shitter to fit the spares.

Now, the rest of the red flags...

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

haveblue posted:

There were lots of other warning signs but I don't think an off-brand Xbox controller is necessarily one of them. It's a device that speaks standard protocols and also has had a vast amount of ergonomics research put into letting the user comfortably and quickly express a wide range of actions on a compact form

I dunno, I see where you're coming from with regard to standardization and invested research, but I also feel like cheapo Logitech controllers off Amazon have pretty low marks for build quality and controls. They even mentioned in that video posted that they carried redundant controllers onboard due to reliability concerns.

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