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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I'd download a car. God, I'm reticent to get on certain carnival rides because I think they look shoddy and are an accident waiting to happen, let alone an entire loving submarine (that also looks shoddy and like an accident waiting to happen).
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smoobles posted:https://twitter.com/_HEALTH_/status/1671378244598112257?t=Kdgc58R5HHp9impGFGMxmA&s=19 Where's the nutty putty guy
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just think about how happy the insurance companies are that they won't have to pay out
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i think there's a real market that's not being catered to here Taylor Swift fans could pay 6 figgies for the premium experience of being in a suspended sealed tube mere feet away from her live in concert or just as a meet and greet even
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Seriously though, No billionaire deserves to die like a destitute Pakistani laborer in the U.A.E.
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Three Olives posted:Seriously though, last thoughts of the Pakistani billionaire on board I'm sure
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biznatchio posted:Whoever's taking a poo poo at the time gets a 5,800 PSI powerwashing of their face. Hell's bidet
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The Dirtiest Harry posted:Pakistani billionaire’s 19 year old son is on board. loving 19, basically still a kid. I just don't think it's a good allocation of public resources to recover 5 human pancakes from the ocean floor. These people knowingly went to sea in a non-seaworthy vessel. They knew what they were doing and the danger they put themselves in. Why should MY tax money ... wait, gently caress, that's my billionaire talking points about the 400 drowned refugees near Greece. Nevermind, I got mixed up.
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EvilBlackRailgun posted:Apparently they are picking up banging sounds in 30 minute intervals on sonar I mean I'd probably be horny af in their situation too but it seems like a poor use of oxygen
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Alan Smithee posted:i think there's a real market that's not being catered to here I'd be cool with sealing up anyone in a death sub that uses the term figgies
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I'd be cool with sealing up anyone in a death sub that uses the term figgies you'll have to go through at least one mod
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I hope they brought figgie newtons
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Alan Smithee posted:Hell's bidet Wrong end, too. The port hole should have been under the $50 camp potty. They just really didn't get anything right when they designed the damned thing. Tsk.
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tudabee posted:maybe the ultrarich could have touched grass rather than venture into places incompatible with human existence just to gawk at a century-old tomb Why just gawk at the tomb when you can be a part of it! Living history~~~
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feverish and oversexed posted:I too believe it was the orcas. It was clearly a shark.
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Do we know the time the sub was launched? There seems to be conflicting reports about how much oxygen is left (assuming the sub is still in one piece..), some outlets say they have less than 24 hours left
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Alan Smithee posted:you'll have to go through at least one mod Hey that's not a threat, you'd probably live!
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Also I can virtually hear the keyboard clacking all the b-to-d-level horror movies being scribed right now and am very excited to see the rash of them in a few years.
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Sydin posted:It's worse: the dipshit CEO decided to make the sub out of carbon fibers because NASA but not only is this apparently a miserable material for high pressure environments, when it does fail to pressure it does so quickly, catastrophically, and shatters rather than bending or cracking. So it's entirely possible that all you could find is thousands of shattered pieces of carbon fiber, the titanium sealing ring/hatch, some early 2000's gaming and audio equipment, and some greasy pockets of red jelly.
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R.L. Stine posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpUIuJFgpZQ 
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Grey Cat posted:I hope they brought figgie newtons Some interview somewhere said that your “snacks” for the trip are a water bottle and a sandwich, Fyre it up.
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https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/titanic-submersible-missing-searchers-heard-banging-1234774674/quote:“RCC Halifax launched a P8, Poseidon, which has underwater detection capabilities from the air,” the DHS e-mails read. “The P8 deployed sonobuoys, which reported a contact in a position close to the distress position. The P8 heard banging sounds in the area every 30 minutes. Four hours later additional sonar was deployed and banging was still heard.” The announcement did not state what time the banging was heard, or what was thought to have caused it.
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I mean, she's right. Thanks for weighing in, Nicki
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/popbase/status/1671413386163396609?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg That's correct, call off the search immediately.
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Not wanting to be shown up in rich guy thrill tourism, Jeff Bezos makes a dong shaped submersible with a set of balls to personally teabag the Titanic.
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So, just saw this wild thing that didn't really make sense to me but I'm not an oceanographer or whatever. If that thing is at the bottom of the ocean you ain't never getting it up because...apparently lifting something like that requires you to counteract the force of the ENTIRE loving OCEAN pressing down on it?
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EvilBlackRailgun posted:Apparently they are picking up banging sounds in 30 minute intervals on sonar
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Do we know the time the sub was launched? There seems to be conflicting reports about how much oxygen is left (assuming the sub is still in one piece..), some outlets say they have less than 24 hours left It's kind of a moot point, isn't it? Unless they find it floating on the surface, I don't think any rescue could reach and recover them from the sea floor in time for it to matter. Edit: as an example, the Pisces III recuse took days, and that happened in much shallower water with a better fix on the sunken sub's location. Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Jun 21, 2023 |
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Love to get instantly reduced to atoms by my own hubris.
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1670939684636348419 wont someone please think of the billionaires
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Grem posted:So, just saw this wild thing that didn't really make sense to me but I'm not an oceanographer or whatever. If that thing is at the bottom of the ocean you ain't never getting it up because...apparently lifting something like that requires you to counteract the force of the ENTIRE loving OCEAN pressing down on it? It's been a minute since I last did fluid dynamics but I think that's kind of a moot point because that pressure is hitting it from all sides. Like the force of the ocean is pushing up from below as well as down from above. The main issue is that there's very few vehicles in the world capable of getting down that far and those that can are built for making videos for scientists rather than carrying heavy tubes filled with people.
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I get there's a teenage kid on board, but being solemn about it wouldn't be doing any favors to him or anybody on acknowledging the reality that he got murdered by his dad, the person who invited him on board an untested death submarine because it was made by his buddy, all born out of the hubris that comes from being rich.
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Skippy McPants posted:It's kind of a moot point, isn't it? Unless they find it floating on the surface, I don't think any rescue could reach and recover them from the sea floor in time for it to matter. Typical. The poor man's mind succumbs to defeatism and settles for his lot. The billionaire's mind on the other hand looks for solutions and realizes that if 5 people can survive for 96h, then 1 person alone can survive for 480h, more than enough time to be rescued.
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Look, they have money, i'm not seeing the problem here. They should just order some more from amazon or something.
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EvilBlackRailgun posted:Apparently they are picking up banging sounds in 30 minute intervals on sonar Just like in the Kursk
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