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Proven Wife-Beater Mike Lester Attempts to Make Sense 
Drakyn fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Jun 20, 2023 |
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Jun 20, 2023 17:55
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Is there a Kellies category for being just straight-up insane? Because either Lester is saying a mind-control injection given to dissidents is an actual thing to be concerned about or this cartoon is so badly constructed it's lost whatever point he's trying to make.
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Jun 20, 2023 18:42
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The most charitable take is that the vaccine mandates are part of psychologically priming people to accept more direct state control. Or those who dare question are going to their doctor to get a vaccine to protect them from state mind control. It's just more insane ramblings from Lester though. Drakyn posted:Proven Wife-Beater Mike Lester Attempts to Make Sense
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Jun 20, 2023 18:48
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Guavanaut posted:The most charitable take is that the vaccine mandates are part of psychologically priming people to accept more direct state control. It's this one. Hell, it was one of the original talking points when the first round of covid vaccines came out. "Nobody even knows if the vaccine works or if it will cause any autisms on people, but we're not supposed to think about that, just get the shot because the government told us to. Be good little sheep and don't ask any questions, just blindly obey."
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Jun 20, 2023 19:08
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ZZT the Fifth posted:Poison Ivy is, I believe, a poorly done caricature of White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, whom Ishida also depicted as a secret lizard person giving trans people orders to murder cis white people.
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Jun 20, 2023 19:26
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So the DOJ is arresting Hunter Biden via a plea deal. I look forward to the usual suspects to be rubbing their hands in glee, while still claiming the DOJ is a puppet of Biden and the Banana Republic or whatever.
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Jun 20, 2023 22:10
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A combination of “this is just the first step, just you wait with this loose thread tugged the whole Biden crime conspiracy will be revealed” and “The Biden crime family forced the FBI to charge Hunter with minor crimes instead of the legit big bad crimes, covering those over. According to me, Law Knower, this will render Hunter immune to further charges of Treason unless Trump gets back in the Whitehouse”
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Jun 20, 2023 22:38
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Realistically putting money down on a cartoon comparing Trumps crimes(small technicalities, witch hunt, corrupt FBI) to Hunters crimes(huge, worse than charged, box of a hundred guns, laptop/gun hybrid, Biden staring into the middle-distance oldly)
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Jun 20, 2023 22:43
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VitalSigns posted:The cartoon is referencing this clip: Please try to use original/reliable sources for footage. I don't believe this has been edited deceptively, but as a general policy it allows one to be sure.
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Jun 20, 2023 23:10
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Koos Group posted:Please try to use original/reliable sources for footage. I don't believe this has been edited deceptively, but as a general policy it allows one to be sure. CSPAN has the video of the full speech, the hug/sideboob-feel in the clip is the last 20 seconds or so https://www.c-span.org/video/?528784-1/president-biden-hosts-screening-flamin-hot VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jun 20, 2023 |
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Jun 20, 2023 23:22
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VitalSigns posted:CSPAN has the video of the full speech, the hug/sideboob-feel in the clip is the last 20 seconds or so Thank you.
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Jun 20, 2023 23:34
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Blind Duke posted:Realistically putting money down on a cartoon comparing Trumps crimes(small technicalities, witch hunt, corrupt FBI) to Hunters crimes(huge, worse than charged, box of a hundred guns, laptop/gun hybrid, Biden staring into the middle-distance oldly) I can almost picture the Garrison that tries to give Trump credit for getting Hunter in any sort of legal trouble. It'll probably involve Donald J. Sixpack holding a large flashlight at a giant amorphous blob called "Corruption", with a Gollum-like Hunter with a heroin needle sticking out of his arm being illuminated and recoiling in fear.
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Jun 20, 2023 23:34
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 Pope:  Senator Jacqui Lambie, a former soldier herself, has referred the senior leadership of the Australian Defence Force to the ICC for alleged war crimes. Rowe:  The Housing Australia future fund bill is in limbo after the Greens and the Coalition voted to delay it to October. Labor is accusing the Greens of playing politics on the issue and is waving the threat of a double dissolution election (i.e. everyone out, back to the polls). Golding:  The Coalition leaders David Littleproud and Peter Dutton in the bottom panels. Wilcox:  Spooner: 
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Jun 20, 2023 23:57
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I'm pretty sure Hunter got hit with all the crimes we know he actually committed. Of course victory is never enough for these lunatics, see also Branco bitching about how Dem opposition to their wins still exists. If all gay Americans were rounded up and shot tomorrow they'd complain about how the method of execution wasn't cruel enough. Edit: I'd say I'm guilty of doing the same with Dem victories but I'm not a Democrat and their wins are always watered-down, we support progressive causes until the exact picosecond we actually vote on them and then it's cutting time.
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Jun 21, 2023 00:41
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the_steve posted:It's this one. Hell, it was one of the original talking points when the first round of covid vaccines came out. The original talking point was: Everyone who takes it will die. No wait they'll die in two years. No wait they're all sterile. Ok there's an alien parasite in there but we don't know what it does. Something.
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Jun 21, 2023 01:45
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Clay Bennett Jeff Danziger  Matt Davies  Dave Whamond  Bill Bramhall 
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Jun 21, 2023 02:09
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idonotlikepeas posted:Dave Whamond
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Jun 21, 2023 02:22
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the_steve posted:It's this one. Hell, it was one of the original talking points when the first round of covid vaccines came out. "Of course it's a witch hunt! Never mind all the people who worked for him giving testimony, the physical evidence, and Trump basically admitting to it on every occasion he can, HE says it's a witch hunt and fake, so it must be! Only listen to him, you sheep!"
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Jun 21, 2023 03:17
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DarklyDreaming posted:The original talking point was: And we're still supporting Trump even though he took the vaccine and will be dead before the next election
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Jun 21, 2023 03:41
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VitalSigns posted:And we're still supporting Trump even though he took the vaccine and will be dead before the next election I think he's got a few years left in him, even with his lifestyle - he can afford healthcare. But get this, when he dies, he'll probably get all the rites and respect of every other president. Laying in state, the option of being buried in Arlington National Cemetery. The whole nine yards.
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Jun 21, 2023 03:52
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Busters posted:I think he's got a few years left in him, even with his lifestyle - he can afford healthcare. Oh yeah. There'll be a whole conga line of "I didn't always agree with him, but I respected that he was always willing to speak his mind." and other bullshit decorum platitudes
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Jun 21, 2023 05:01
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Kellies Nomination: Too Many Words idonotlikepeas posted:Jeff Danziger Kellies Nomination: Worst Two Things Happened Cartoon
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Jun 21, 2023 05:14
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Busters posted:I think he's got a few years left in him, even with his lifestyle - he can afford healthcare. I meant according to the antivax people the vaccine is about to kill Trump any day now, so it's funny that so many of them also think he'll still be alive in 2024. Do they believe their vaccine conspiracies or not. Well maybe they'd say he only pretended to get the vaccine to fake out the deep state or whatever.
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Jun 21, 2023 05:45
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Rall: The Joys of In-Person Worker Collaboration Ted Rall posted:Many employers are increasingly upset that workers don’t want to return to offices or to endure long unpaid commutes from their homes. They keep talking about the possibilities for collaborating in person, ignoring the realities of open floorplans, in which stressed-out workers avoid one another under their headphones. First Dog on the Moon: Local Swifties and even the Taylor Swift adjacent are losing their minds trying to get Australian tickets 
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Jun 21, 2023 09:05
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A.F. Branco Bob Gorrell  Chip Bok  Gary Markstein  Gary Varvel  Michael Ramirez  Mike Luckovich  Tom Stiglich 
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Jun 21, 2023 09:54
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Skios posted:Tom Stiglich
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Jun 21, 2023 09:58
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He's a muppet?
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Jun 21, 2023 10:01
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Where's the cat staring at the reader?
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Jun 21, 2023 10:06
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: The Joys of In-Person Worker Collaboration I, uh, think using a job that required you to work in person in close proximity is probably not the best comparison/example for your cartoon to use.
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Jun 21, 2023 14:46
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Kchama posted:I, uh, think using a job that required you to work in person in close proximity is probably not the best comparison/example for your cartoon to use. Eh, it's not his worst attempt at an own. I mean, you get the point he's trying to make, even if the visual metaphor doesn't line up.
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Jun 21, 2023 15:30
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Yeah, it's a joke by absurdity that the people talking about "The Joys of In-Person Worker Collaboration" have an unpleasant ulterior motive in both cases, and at least he went with classical galley slavery rather than any more recent example which may have come across a bit 
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Jun 21, 2023 15:36
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 Guardian:  "Nicola Jennings on George Osborne’s day at Covid inquiry – The former chancellor and David Cameron have both defended their austerity policy to the panel" Telegraph:  Core inflation highest in 31 years; Royal Ascot 2023: today's race times, how to watch on TV and betting tips gently caress Off Matt:  School that allowed child to identify as cat faces government investigation Times:  Evening Standard:  In Pictures: Sun rises on Summer Solstice across Britain
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Jun 21, 2023 17:40
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Skios posted:Tom Stiglich I CAN’T WAIT for the ENTIRE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION to be HISTORY
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Jun 21, 2023 18:17
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Heliotrope posted:I CAN’T WAIT for the ENTIRE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION to be HISTORY thread title
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Jun 21, 2023 18:21
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*monkey paw curls* Historic Biden Administration Goes Down in History, will Definitely Never be Forgotten Because it was so Exceptional
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Jun 21, 2023 18:23
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Skios posted:Tom Stiglich I can’t WAIT to BOMB some DODONGOS!
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Jun 21, 2023 19:15
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Cloud Potato posted:: One aspect of transphobia is holding trans persons to standards and qualifications you would not apply to cis persons. A Clear Commentary On British Transphobia Cartoon.
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Jun 21, 2023 20:13
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Microplastics posted:*monkey paw curls* “Today begins Joe Biden’s 3rd term.”
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bunnyofdoom posted:Isn't that just failing in love with Abraham Lincoln then rebounding with JFK?
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