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Drink-Mix Man posted:Going to the men's pizza place, giving the big-tittied waitresses in tank tops the stink eye and wondering who let them in here *banging silverware on table* WE WANT BOYS WE WANT BOYS |
# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:24 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:59 |
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two guys a guy and a pizza place
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:27 |
Gonna arrange the toppings into a pinup model, or maybe a great big penis. Theres a stripper pole in the front where a lady puts on a sensual show of making the pizzas. She twirls around the pole while spinning the dough in the air. She applies the sauce with a big squirt bottle that she mimes is a penis by holding it in front of her crotch while squeezing it onto the pizza. She chops up the toppings by holding the knife between her buttcheeks. She spanks herself with the big paddle after putting the pizza in the oven. |
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:06 |
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Machai posted:Gonna arrange the toppings into a pinup model, or maybe a great big penis. Mestress da pizza |
# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:13 |
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Garlic deez knots
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 05:40 |
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How Wonderful! posted:Garlic deez knots
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 05:46 |
try our new hulk hogan hulkamaniac pizza. with extra pork and racism!
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 11:46 |
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watho posted:try our new hulk hogan hulkamaniac pizza. with extra pork and racism! No foot-warmed jerky??? |
# ? Nov 30, 2021 11:54 |
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pecan posted:two guys a guy and a pizza place |
# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:51 |
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i'll have meatballs on my pizza but don't put them too near each other. i need my pizza to be a manly heterosexual pizza, for a red blooded heterosexual man such as myself, because that's what i am, a heterosexual man.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:16 |
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The only vegetable toppings allowed are peppers with a minimum 100k Scoville The only beverages allowed are IPAs with a minimum 100 IBU, because there's nothing more manly than slamming back gallons of phytoestrogens |
# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:01 |
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I cannot abide a pizza with no olives or mushrooms. |
# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:03 |
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our pizza dough is kneaded by being pummeled with nunchaku, flattened with a 50,000 ton hydraulic press, sauced with a John Deere harvester, briefly baked in a five thousand degree annealing kiln, and sliced to order with a razor-sharp 2,000 year old hanzo steel katana which has had the privilege of beheading the leaders of no less than three invading armies. also we will gladly reduce the spice level of our sauce because we know some of you fellas have delicate tummies!
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:18 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I cannot abide a pizza with no olives or mushrooms. *record skips, everyone looks around at you, the waiter drops his axe*
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:26 |
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pretty pie for a white guy
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:37 |
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pecan posted:pretty pie for a white guy
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:40 |
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You'll notice that each of our pepperonis is actually a delicately crafted miniature replica of the original vinyl of Paul's Boutique
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:43 |
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More crust for the crust god! |
# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:58 |
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google THIS posted:The only vegetable toppings allowed are peppers with a minimum 100k Scoville
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 19:17 |
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sort of related: there is a barbershop in my neighborhood called MEN'Z KAVE and they have a sign in the window that says "CAUTION FUN ZONE Complementary Coffee Drinks and Entertaining for all." So they'd probably open up a men''s (MEN'Z) pizza edit: whoops i guess ive already posted about this before. the fact so nice ive said it twice |
# ? Dec 1, 2021 14:18 |
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frump truck posted:sort of related: there is a barbershop in my neighborhood called MEN'Z KAVE and they have a sign in the window that says I immediately thought of that classic thread (which should be goldmined imho). |
# ? Dec 1, 2021 14:35 |
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Do you put a lot of chopped sausage on the pizzas or none at all because both seem offensive to my masculinity. |
# ? Dec 1, 2021 16:24 |
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Bright Bart posted:Do you put a lot of chopped sausage on the pizzas or none at all because both seem offensive to my masculinity. it's kind of like how if you eat a buffalo's heart you gain its bravery
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# ? Dec 1, 2021 16:26 |
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I just know that I brought Meat Lover's back to the crib and my girlfriend asked if I'm "compensating for something much?" so now I am really particular about the amount of sausage. |
# ? Dec 1, 2021 16:34 |
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Now I have to pick up the stuff to make french bread pizza when I go to the store tonight. Thanks! |
# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:27 |
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(kisses fingertips, whispers "no homo") Nothing like-a the weakass poo poo mama use-a to make! |
# ? Dec 3, 2021 03:24 |
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here we call it pizza doh like homer from the simpsons
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# ? Dec 3, 2021 16:05 |
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 05:46 |
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lmao |
# ? Dec 4, 2021 06:01 |
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How's your salad? head of lettuce whole, raw with a coating of blue cheese? perfect. |
# ? Dec 4, 2021 10:42 |
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We serve coffee without milk. Whaaa? |
# ? Dec 4, 2021 12:37 |
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“Mens” is “period” in my first language, so I read this as being an establishment for those on their period only and now I’m perturbed and hungry.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 18:58 |
watho posted:try our new hulk hogan hulkamaniac pizza. with extra pork and racism! Does it come in a shoe?
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 19:51 |
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Uria aalge posted:“Mens” is “period” in my first language, so I read this as being an establishment for those on their period only and now I’m perturbed and hungry. Everything comes with extra marinara |
# ? Dec 4, 2021 21:53 |
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peenza |
# ? Dec 4, 2021 22:24 |
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now that's what I call a meatlover. Current mood: https://vimeo.com/921220930 |
# ? Dec 4, 2021 22:38 |
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When the spunk hits your eye From that big guys only pie That's MEN'S PIZZA
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 17:51 |
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Ah, yes, the ricotta filling.
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 20:06 |
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Reclaiming the Margherita as the Man-gherita |
# ? Jun 21, 2023 20:43 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:59 |
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a lady walks in like, "sorry the line was really long for the women's only pizza, do y'all mind?" |
# ? Jun 22, 2023 01:01 |