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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

goldmine all my threads and threads i’ve made v good posts in tia



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

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Randy Travesty posted:

Husky dog did nothing wrong

oh you would say that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faq5amdK30

Goons Are Gifts

watho posted:

goldmine all my threads and threads i’ve made v good posts in tia

But.. But that's all of threads you posted in!!


Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Escape From Noise posted:

Mods, plz goldmine this beautiful thread! I beg of you! Lest we forget The Men'z Kave!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979088&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Done.

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Phat Phingers posted:

hey ho my friends

Hello, new friend! Have you come from the Great Reddit Diaspora? Somewhere else? Always exciting to meet new people!

Do you have funny/adorable pics of your pet(s) and/or a favorite color?



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Goatse and Gallant posted:

But.. But that's all of threads you posted in!!

:aaaaa:



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
I got a job, yob :sun:

Halfway through interview, interrupted by interviewer's boss and they go off to chat. Interviewer's boss comes back and sits down.

"Great. Basically she just said that she would hire you."

Me: Oh, great. 👍

Her: So, when can you start?

Me: Well... Immediately?

Her: So, tomorrow?

Me: lol, today! But, yes.

Her: lol, like this afternoon?

Me: Oh, I was just joking about today, but, um... Yes? lol

Her: Oh, lol... How about right now? What are you doing right now?

Me: Hmmm.... Working for you? 🤔

Her: Great! We'll get you training right now with this lady.

Me: Well, my parrot was expecting me back sooner, but she'll be fine. Okay!

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

congrats on job!



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

B33rChiller




Posting on the job from the first instant. That's the spirit!


:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk
Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
conjobulations!!!!!!!!



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

B33rChiller




Online school registration has been frustrating me all day. Trying to register my kid for next year. Get into the portal, and start entering info, and it locks my phone up.
Ok reboot, install updates, try again. Same result. Grrr.
Ok. Try the laptop. Cool. Got myself an account. Entering info, alt tab to copy paste something, go back, and it dumped all the entered data. Blank fields. Ok. Re enter everything. Walk away to take a leak, and it times out, dumping everything.
:negative:
That's enough for today. Things are going to get smashed if I get any more frustrated.


:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk
Ass-penny

Viginti Septem posted:

I got a job, yob :sun:

Halfway through interview, interrupted by interviewer's boss and they go off to chat. Interviewer's boss comes back and sits down.

"Great. Basically she just said that she would hire you."

Me: Oh, great. 👍

Her: So, when can you start?

Me: Well... Immediately?

Her: So, tomorrow?

Me: lol, today! But, yes.

Her: lol, like this afternoon?

Me: Oh, I was just joking about today, but, um... Yes? lol

Her: Oh, lol... How about right now? What are you doing right now?

Me: Hmmm.... Working for you? 🤔

Her: Great! We'll get you training right now with this lady.

Me: Well, my parrot was expecting me back sooner, but she'll be fine. Okay!

that's awesome news my friend! I hope this job works out!

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

B33rChiller posted:

Online school registration has been frustrating me all day. Trying to register my kid for next year. Get into the portal, and start entering info, and it locks my phone up.
Ok reboot, install updates, try again. Same result. Grrr.
Ok. Try the laptop. Cool. Got myself an account. Entering info, alt tab to copy paste something, go back, and it dumped all the entered data. Blank fields. Ok. Re enter everything. Walk away to take a leak, and it times out, dumping everything.
:negative:
That's enough for today. Things are going to get smashed if I get any more frustrated.

Go do it in person, but bring a big corkboard with pictures of you and your wife and your kid and the school all connected with red yarn lines, and a big folder full of all the papers that say your kid is real and exists

Papa Was A Video Toaster





B33rChiller posted:

Online school registration has been frustrating me all day. Trying to register my kid for next year. Get into the portal, and start entering info, and it locks my phone up.
Ok reboot, install updates, try again. Same result. Grrr.
Ok. Try the laptop. Cool. Got myself an account. Entering info, alt tab to copy paste something, go back, and it dumped all the entered data. Blank fields. Ok. Re enter everything. Walk away to take a leak, and it times out, dumping everything.
:negative:
That's enough for today. Things are going to get smashed if I get any more frustrated.

sounds like you should homeschool, OP :v:

Manifisto


Viginti Septem posted:

I got a job, yob :sun:

congrats vs, that's fantastic!


ty nesamdoom!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Manifisto posted:

congrats vs, that's fantastic!


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


byob my dog is sick he has an eye infection and has been being pitiful:


oh wait 3 minutes later he has completely and miraculously recovered


HEY CAN IT BE TUGOFWAR TIME NOW PLEASE HEY HEY PLEASE HEY ARE YOU WATCHING HEY PLEASE GRAB THE OTHER END OF THIS THING AND PULL SO I CAN LAY ON THE FLOOR INSTEAD OF DOING ANY OF THE ACTUAL WORK OF TUGOFWAR


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


cruft


:hellyeah:

Khanstant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afkN9H9aLow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKK8orrcwUY

Khanstant

Robot Made of Meat

Viginti Septem posted:

I got a job, yob :sun:

Halfway through interview, interrupted by interviewer's boss and they go off to chat. Interviewer's boss comes back and sits down.

"Great. Basically she just said that she would hire you."

Me: Oh, great. 👍

Her: So, when can you start?

Me: Well... Immediately?

Her: So, tomorrow?

Me: lol, today! But, yes.

Her: lol, like this afternoon?

Me: Oh, I was just joking about today, but, um... Yes? lol

Her: Oh, lol... How about right now? What are you doing right now?

Me: Hmmm.... Working for you? 🤔

Her: Great! We'll get you training right now with this lady.

Me: Well, my parrot was expecting me back sooner, but she'll be fine. Okay!

:peanut:


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Stoner Sloth

Viginti Septem posted:

I got a job, yob :sun:


hell yeah buddy! congrats!

2Fast2Nutricious

Viginti Septem posted:


Her: So, when can you start?


YES!!!!!! this isnt called The 'Yob for nothing !!!!!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
it's called The 'Yob because the B is silent



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Escape From Noise

Dr. Honked posted:

it's called The 'Yob because the B is silent

It's because my back gave out.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

sb hermit





Viginti Septem posted:

I got a job, yob :sun:

:woop:

Billa

The Emperor protects.

Viginti Septem posted:

I got a job, yob :sun:

Halfway through interview, interrupted by interviewer's boss and they go off to chat. Interviewer's boss comes back and sits down.

"Great. Basically she just said that she would hire you."

Me: Oh, great. 👍

Her: So, when can you start?

Me: Well... Immediately?

Her: So, tomorrow?

Me: lol, today! But, yes.

Her: lol, like this afternoon?

Me: Oh, I was just joking about today, but, um... Yes? lol

Her: Oh, lol... How about right now? What are you doing right now?

Me: Hmmm.... Working for you? 🤔

Her: Great! We'll get you training right now with this lady.

Me: Well, my parrot was expecting me back sooner, but she'll be fine. Okay!

You loving own, congratulations my man. Whats the job about?

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


m'orbs I ain't been posting much in the 'yob lately. i feel like my brain just doesn't think weird or funny thoughts anymore i'm not sure what's happened


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Billa

The Emperor protects.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jun 22, 2023

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

m'orbs I ain't been posting much in the 'yob lately. i feel like my brain just doesn't think weird or funny thoughts anymore i'm not sure what's happened

well maybe you can lurk just a lil bit



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

B33rChiller




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

m'orbs I ain't been posting much in the 'yob lately. i feel like my brain just doesn't think weird or funny thoughts anymore i'm not sure what's happened

Sounds like low Taco


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Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk
Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

m'orbs I ain't been posting much in the 'yob lately. i feel like my brain just doesn't think weird or funny thoughts anymore i'm not sure what's happened

I know you still have in you the weirdest, funniest thought that you will be sharing soon. It will come eventually, I know it.



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

Billa

The Emperor protects.
Thanks for editing my post!

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Billa posted:

Thanks for editing my post!

No problem. Easier than giving you a probation for very un-BYOB language.

Billa

The Emperor protects.

Saoshyant posted:

No problem. Easier than giving you a probation for very un-BYOB language.

If you have to do it, don't worry about me. It's just sometimes I struggle finding what's acceptable or not. I mean. It even happens in my real life, so imagine.

Billa

The Emperor protects.
I guess you could say that my moral compass is hosed up.

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Billa posted:

I guess you could say that my moral compass is hosed up.

We all screw up sometimes. :justpost:. Do you have new pics of your cats?

Billa

The Emperor protects.

Saoshyant posted:

We all screw up sometimes. :justpost:. Do you have new pics of your cats?

No, I don't, and I should take them because I have a new mobile phone with a cool camera, I'll see if I can take some in the next few days.

B33rChiller




School reg updoot:
While it appeared to have timed out and dumped my data yesterday, it actually saved first!
I logged on this morning to give another go before having to drive, and all of the info I put in was sat there as a registration in progress!
:toot:
:sludgepal: victory coffee in celebration!


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Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk
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Escape From Noise

What kind of doctor would you see for severe back pain? Unfortunately, this is not a joke.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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