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I'm wondering the personalities of the people in the sub, do you think there's somebody in there trying to like Mumble a song to themselves to cope all other person just freaks out as the captain's trying to put the batteries in the controller and out of the controller and back and forth either they're on the loving ocean floor Or do you think it went full instant Lord of the flies and the captain just killed everyone inside of the vessel to give himself food and oxygen because he went one too many on the alpha male books
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Jun 22, 2023 02:39
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Droogie posted:I refuse to let a machine make my job obsolete Ironic really. I hear he's a bit of a twat.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:39
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Honestly I'm hoping the captain just murdered everyone so we can see right-wing Twitter arguing whether or not it was justified
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Jun 22, 2023 02:39
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Dora's crab food. Tell your kids!
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Viscous Soda posted:Which is odd, since sales (especially of that particular controller) are up. Must be trading bots seeing Logitech and catastrophic failure on news articles. I wouldn't be surprised but lol how stupid would that be if it was related. Sorry the 30 dollar knockoff controller from 2006 didn't pull the wildly unsafe seacoffin out of danger.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:40
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it was a real dumb sub and the wrong man died the sub imploded but the son survived
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:so is the media in a frenzy about this because the guy is a billionaire, I'm trying to understand where the fascination is coming from as with the search and rescue, that's probably a significant factor, but this is the first (probably) all hands lost private sub disaster in, uh. Ever?
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Jun 22, 2023 02:41
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Imagine this was the day the Magic School Bus decided to miniaturize and drive along Arnold’s poopy colon, before getting expelled into the poo poo bucket and imploding
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Jun 22, 2023 02:42
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How you even gonna kill someone in a cramped rear end space like that
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Jun 22, 2023 02:42
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daslog posted:There is a possibility that they made it down to the Titanic and got stuck on the ship and can't surface because the Submersible was designed poorly. Assuming that's the case, and someone decides to send down a robot to find them, will anyone bother to bring the bodies back to the surface? Seems like a risky waste of time. Possibly, if the groversub got stuck in a way that a robot DSV with manipulator arms can easily free it, they'd do it just to know exactly how it happened. But no way the bodies are ever recovered without the whole groversub being recovered.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:42
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Please let this be a normal field trip With the Friz!? No way! Cruising down the sea bed You're relaxin feelin goooood Next thing that you know, you're seein' nothing, the hull has pancaked
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Jun 22, 2023 02:42
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What if they hosed up the ballast and are stuck vertically, all the piss and poo poo and only a camping world light for a handle?
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Jun 22, 2023 02:43
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Google Jeb Bush posted:as with the search and rescue, that's probably a significant factor, but this is the first (probably) all hands lost private sub disaster in, uh. Ever? Butterfly Valley posted:How you even gonna kill someone in a cramped rear end space like that
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Butterfly Valley posted:How you even gonna kill someone in a cramped rear end space like that And then have to look at and smell the corpse and whatever was in their intestines (more than usual) for the rest of the time.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:43
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Butterfly Valley posted:How you even gonna kill someone in a cramped rear end space like that the only available weapon is the bedpan
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Jun 22, 2023 02:43
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I feel like killing someone in that environment would make it worse as decomp sets in fast and it fills with corpse gas which is then toxic. Definitely better off having 5 people breathing.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:44
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm wondering the personalities of the people in the sub, do you think there's somebody in there trying to like Mumble a song to themselves to cope all other person just freaks out as the captain's trying to put the batteries in the controller and out of the controller and back and forth either they're on the loving ocean floor The captain is singing Modern Major General and trying to get the others to join in.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:45
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Grey Cat posted:I feel like killing someone in that environment would make it worse as decomp sets in fast and it fills with corpse gas which is then toxic. Definitely better off having 5 people breathing. You're waaay overthinking things. Also, there's no smell if you consume the victim!
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Jun 22, 2023 02:45
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Zugzwang posted:Also, the astonishing level of stupidity associated with the sub design. oh yeah, if this was two cool scientists imploding in the Gabensub we'd just all be going "I'm bummed  " rather than gawking
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Jun 22, 2023 02:45
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I'm sure this has been brought up plenty of times but this brings to mind the story of a journalist getting murdered by a Musk wannabe in a submarine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kim_Wall
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Butterfly Valley posted:How you even gonna kill someone in a cramped rear end space like that “Guys I have an unusual illness. If my dick gets sucked by two billionaires at once, my heart will stop.” … “Keep going, guys. It’s getting dark I can feel myself going now!” … “I guess I was cumming instead”
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Jun 22, 2023 02:46
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Plan R posted:You're waaay overthinking things. Also, there's no smell if you consume the victim! Well no that's just how I think, granted I wouldn't think of that during the panic in the situation--But I get to play armchair general right now instead of sitting at the bottom of the ocean.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:47
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FFS the Conetticut ran into an uncharted, undersea mountain. It'll take years to repair and the entire command structure was jettisoned.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:47
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Seems like they brought the wrong son on board. Although I don't know anything about the other kid, maybe he's also a sex pest creep who would party and try to gently caress strangers to
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Wasn't sure if this got posted yet: Submarine game spikes on Steam as search for OceanGate vessel continues
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:I'm sure this has been brought up plenty of times but this brings to mind the story of a journalist getting murdered by a Musk wannabe in a submarine I might be thinking of a different submarine murder case (  ) but IIRC a goon helped build that sub and posted about it a few years before it was involved with a murder
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:Seems like they brought the wrong son on board. there is a zero percent chance that his dad wasn't awful but the kid was only 19, probably wasn't himself a monster yet so yeah, maybe Pakistani guy should have let Harding bring the weirdo instead
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Jun 22, 2023 02:49
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Grey Cat posted:Personal hygiene is homoerotic if you touch yourself for more than 3 seconds. you're thinking of interpersonal hygeine. bro let me brush your hair ahh yeah get those tangles out
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Grey Cat posted:Well no that's just how I think, granted I wouldn't think of that during the panic in the situation--But I get to play armchair general right now instead of sitting at the bottom of the ocean. armchair commodore, surely
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Grey Cat posted:Well no that's just how I think, granted I wouldn't think of that during the panic in the situation--But I get to play armchair general right now instead of sitting at the bottom of the ocean. I'd prefer instant death to something like the Kursk.
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Google Jeb Bush posted:there is a zero percent chance that his dad wasn't awful but the kid was only 19, probably wasn't himself a monster yet I knew plenty of monsters younger than 19 that should have been put in prison.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:50
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This is all just an ARG for the upcoming Microsoft Flight Simulator Rescue Operations DLC.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:51
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Fur20 posted:you're thinking of interpersonal hygeine. bro let me brush your hair ahh yeah get those tangles out Nothing wrong with the homies helping you out with your hair.
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Jun 22, 2023 02:51
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Has anyone shopped this into a krylon can yet? Because it looks like a krylon can
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Google Jeb Bush posted:there is a zero percent chance that his dad wasn't awful but the kid was only 19, probably wasn't himself a monster yet He is old enough to be complicit in the evil stuff that his father was doing to pay for the trip.
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Gotta screencap that one for the event that one of the two organisations deletes their post:
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