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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

there is a 0% chance that khan didn't move to saudi arabia / the uae for the paycheck

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Connie's married and has kids and has made it clear to her parents that they can behave and be open-minded or they can gently caress off with no middle ground.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

So in the reboot what level of excellence will Connie have achieved that still disappoints her parents?

Twitch streamer

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Connie's married and has kids and has made it clear to her parents that they can behave and be open-minded or they can gently caress off with no middle ground.

And there's no way she married a Laotian, which really drives her parents crazy.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Bobby becoming the psychiatrist basically has him be Texan Frasier.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Kalli posted:

Biomed researcher.

PHD from a good school, well paid, very professional. Still not a doctor.

pediatrician. doctor yes, but not the luxuriant or monied kind khan wanted or expected

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Fur20 posted:

pediatrician. doctor yes, but not the luxuriant or monied kind her parents expected

You coulda been heart surgeon! Why you wanna work on hillbilly brats all day Connie??

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

namlosh posted:

“Not in front of ladybird!”, (gestures at ashes)

lmao

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kalli posted:

Biomed researcher.

PHD from a good school, well paid, very professional. Still not a doctor.

Given some of the doctors I've known it's probably way more impressive

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Friendship is our country's sweetest wine.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
In my opinion, Thanksgiving is the busiest travel time of the year

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Let's not forget that Hank did survive blowing up the MegaloMart, eliminating both his job competition and Buckley in one fell swoop.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Peggie fell out a plane

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Y'all MFs think that Hank would have liked the Three Stooges?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I wanna see Hank yelling at the TV cuz of the stooges’ improper plumbing techniques.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

If my son wants to stare at clouds, then he can look out the dang window. He can see all the clouds he wants.

Not at night. Mm-hmm. At night, all you can see out that window is bill dancing with his mop.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Hank likes comedy but the three stooges are asinine

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


substandard ladder safety

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Hank strikes me as someone who would enjoy classical farce, with rather little self awareness.

Also would love Frasier and identify with the title character more than he likes to admit.

They also canonically enjoy Family Guy.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

You know, hank and me used to go bowling and I'd tell people we were brothers
and he was better than me but he'd let me win sometimes and we'd stay out way too late and maybe if you bought him another bowling ball

(voice breaking )
it'd be like before peggy came.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hank Hill would never watch an animated TV show you jackass.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Hank watches Bosch

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



We know for a fact Hank laughs at Tony Danza, yet isn't super fond of Taxi, so I guess that makes him a Who's the Boss? kinda guy.

Also canonically loves The Beverly Hillbillies

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Extra Large Marge posted:

Hank watches Bosch

but that takes place in *shudders* California

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
Anything about a boy with gumption should be fine.

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Miz Liz! Two Hot Toddies!

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

The Bible posted:

Let's not forget that Hank did survive blowing up the MegaloMart, eliminating both his job competition and Buckley in one fell swoop.

Hank detonated the propane from within his impregnable toilet paper fort, which is how he survived the blast unscathed. Chuck caught a glimpse of someone crawling out of it while still dazed from the blast, which is where he got the idea to hide there.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
Take that you bleached out tramp!

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

*after Bobby talks about Joe Jack succumbing to alcohol demons as reaction*

Hank: yup, every grillstravaganza is different but they always end the same

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Looks like he got lost on the way to The Real Ghostbusters.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Outta my way, rooster boy

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I got to see Lyle Lovett open for Willie Nelson a few weeks ago

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

gently caress Elon Musk.

https://twitter.com/kothscreens/status/1673022143377059840?s=46&t=uiUehxbkNdNcN0PmfZ4Vaw

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

I've never heard a Lyle Lovett song in my whole life yet know exactly who he is because of this show. I guess he was married to Julia roberts for a time. Good for him!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Hank enjoys the comedic stylings of one Raymond J Johnson.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

seiferguy posted:

Hank enjoys the comedic stylings of one Raymond J Johnson.

This is a common misconception. RJJ is neither funny nor comedy.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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I'm sorry, I heard male crying

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
I ATE HIPPY GUMBO!

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Code Jockey posted:

male crying

This would be a good name for a KotH podcast

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