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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

a_gelatinous_cube posted:

I'm back in forth in my mind if it would be more horrifying to suffocate in this thing at the bottom of an abyssal trench or floating on the surface.

Imagine seeing rescue boats and being completely unable to alert them in any way and watching them sail off over and over and over again, and being so close to oxygen you have no hope of reaching.

If I have to pick one, I'd probably go trench. There's gotta be some kind of peace in knowing you're absolutely doomed, at least before the suffocation starts hurting, and the lengthy pressure exposure increases the odds of that being cut short anyway.

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

a_gelatinous_cube posted:

I'm back in forth in my mind if it would be more horrifying to suffocate in this thing at the bottom of an abyssal trench or floating on the surface.

The surface because you're surrounded by oxygen and trapped by a physical representation of hubris

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lampsacus posted:

20 mins of oxygen left :(

My thoughts and prayers are with the poor oxygen

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

RIP

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Lampsacus posted:

20 mins of oxygen left :(

While you or I might waste that oxygen, a billionaire or CEO would use that 20 minutes to come up with five different world changing ideas. Shame they're stuck in a tin can, eh?

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

What if tic tac UFO's are actually rich, suffocating aliens?

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/anicaseelie/status/1671489922232926208?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
We all float on, alright

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

BAD ASS minion memes!
Apr 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/TitanicSub/status/1671820324365815808

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
🎉

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
:sickos:

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Imagine this bottle of preserved billionaires washing ashore in a few years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE

:ssh: the message is capitalism is hell :ssh:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attUrDwfdr8

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

They died the second the guy turned off the datalink due to a cascading hardware failure caused by the bad logitech controller having a kernel mode driver that required it to be always online

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
We were out at sea.
Everyone had matching wealth
Somebody said, "Get onto the sub!"
But it wasn't a sub.
It was a sub, coffin

Sub coffin

Sub coffin

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHGTG5o-ESA

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

If there is a just god, I hope the two billionaires and the CEO are trapped in a submersible in the River Styx for the rest of eternity, smelling each other's farts forever.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016


F

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



lol they're dead and goo

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blBRUP3ebOA

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Vampire Panties posted:

Imagine this bottle of preserved billionaires washing ashore in a few years

:ssh: the message is capitalism is hell :ssh:

Imagine finding 3 perfectly preserved billionaire wallets

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


happy dead billionaire day everybody!

:toot: :craboot: :krakentoot:

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7247338466353204523

Something to add to the red flag list

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

You try to push open the hatch, but it's bolted down on the outside
>

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I wonder which one of them died on the toilet bucket

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
Fascinating situation, it fills me with such dread to even imagine being crammed in a tube with a bunch of people for hours/days as oxygen runs out. Really hope they got pancaked in miliseconds once whatever happened, happened. The memes coming out are amazing though.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

steinrokkan posted:

I wonder which one of them died on the toilet bucket

idk, when my IBS gets real bad I'd probably welcome being killed in an undersea implosion while on the toilet

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

henpod posted:

Fascinating situation, it fills me with such dread to even imagine being crammed in a tube with a bunch of people for hours/days as oxygen runs out. Really hope they got pancaked in miliseconds once whatever happened, happened. The memes coming out are amazing though.

It's a scathing indictment on the whole sorry mess that instantly getting atomized by 6000psi water is the best case scenario

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

mobby_6kl posted:

You try to push open the hatch, but it's bolted down on the outside
>

fuckin' clever

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Apparently when the CEO bragged about breaking the rules like not mixing carbon fiber and metal…

https://www.corrosionpedia.com/galvanic-corrosion-of-metals-connected-to-carbon-fiber-reinforced-polymers/2/1556

… carbon fiber is conductive and acts as an anode, corroding metals it’s in contact with faster

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

keep punching joe posted:

We don't know this for sure, one of the billionaires may have strangled the other crew members early on to conserve breathable air.

If it turned out this happened and that extra time was what allowed them personally to be rescued, what would the reaction be?

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
At my job we specialize in life support systems and this has been watercooler chat for the entire week.

RIP sub guys, hope u got imploded because that's less painful. But also, lol.

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

SilvergunSuperman posted:

If it turned out this happened and that extra time was what allowed them personally to be rescued, what would the reaction be?

Subs operate on Vegas rules, what happens in the deep ocean bathypelagic zone stays in the deep ocean bathypelagic zone

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Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

I feel like I'm supposed to be sad about this. Alas, I'm not. Not even remotely.

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