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The annoying thing about him is just how unremarkable his imagination and brain really are. He's an unfunny dolt who uses emojis like a winemom, but unlike the average dipshit he has a mythology that other people bought into because he cameo'd in Iron Man 2.
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Neeksy posted:The annoying thing about him is just how unremarkable his imagination and brain really are. He's an unfunny dolt who uses emojis like a winemom, but unlike the average dipshit he has a mythology that other people bought into because he cameo'd in Iron Man 2. Oh my God I thought you liked me !!
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Jun 22, 2023 09:38
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Tree Bucket posted:What if Grimes is busy that day? rocky shouting for adrian but its musk trying to call for grimes with a broken jaw
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Jun 22, 2023 09:54
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Funky See Funky Do posted:They already make a product that will drop to the ocean floor like a rock. Hey, it can work as a boat in calm waters
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Jun 22, 2023 10:09
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Musk and Zuck really were jealous that another billionaire is getting all the media attention atm
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Jun 22, 2023 11:04
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If Zuck can break Musk's fingers and jaw he might get a neuralink chip installed so he can keep tweeting. Then we'd finally be rid of him.
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Jun 22, 2023 11:09
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Did musk anger a gypsy woman who cursed him to live out lowtax’s story arc? Because he’s definitely getting the robo spine after he loses the arranged fight with his enemy.
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Jun 22, 2023 11:40
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God is the teacher, Elon is the student, and Zuck is God's chosen instrument. God's lessons are so beautiful (etc.)
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Jun 22, 2023 11:41
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Zuck wins for certain. He has the vibe of the weird kid who just snaps and bites someone's eyebrows off.
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Jun 22, 2023 11:51
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Neeksy posted:The annoying thing about him is just how unremarkable his imagination and brain really are. He's an unfunny dolt who uses emojis like a winemom, but unlike the average dipshit he has a mythology that other people bought into because he cameo'd in Iron Man 2. I'm pretty sure I'd have no idea who he was when I first saw that film. Halcyon days.
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Jun 22, 2023 11:58
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Musk isn't fighting anyone, and will soon hold the title for "most eligible to punch Mark Zuckerberg but pussied out"
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Jun 22, 2023 12:06
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What Mass Effect game had the Space X tribute.
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Jun 22, 2023 12:15
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parthenocarpy posted:Musk isn't fighting anyone, and will soon hold the title for "most eligible to punch Mark Zuckerberg but pussied out" You say that, but remember how he wound up owning Twitter. There's a real chance this fight could happen and god I want it to happen  .
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Jun 22, 2023 12:18
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You say that, but remember how he wound up owning Twitter. Unlike in the Twitter case, there isn't a regulatory body like the FEC that can force a Vegas fight, or levy billion dollar fines when it doesn't happen. Not even in the state of Nevada,
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Jun 22, 2023 12:23
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Elon musk is going to destroy Zuckerberg with his big sword and cast a limit break
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Jun 22, 2023 12:24
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Limit breaks are for the hero. Oh... Oh no.
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Jun 22, 2023 12:26
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Zuck has at least five boss phases in one of them he becomes a competent person who can talk to girls
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Jun 22, 2023 12:30
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so this cage fight is just a big set up for trapping them finally, right? like a cartoon trail of MandMs leading to a box held up with a stick
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Jun 22, 2023 12:35
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https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1671829542753955841
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Jun 22, 2023 12:39
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How is he going to be training anyone from a Romanian prison? Unless...
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Jun 22, 2023 12:45
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People are simply not going to forget that Musk agreed to this fight. He has no clue what he just did.
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Jun 22, 2023 12:45
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oh my god how does this keep getting stupider/weirder. And how is it always the same people involved?!
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Jun 22, 2023 12:46
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Wasn't that dude last seen having to walk back his lawyers claiming he had cancer and that he deserved a compassionate release from prison?
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Jun 22, 2023 12:47
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Sandweed posted:What Mass Effect game had the Space X tribute. Surviving Mars had a launch company called SpaceY, that hasn't aged well for two reasons
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Jun 22, 2023 12:58
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Sandweed posted:What Mass Effect game had the Space X tribute. Wasn't that Star Trek? It was the usual historical thing, historical thing, stupid scifi poo poo format iirc Also The Expanse has the Epstein drive lol
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Jun 22, 2023 12:59
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Sandweed posted:What Mass Effect game had the Space X tribute. I think Andromeda has a Falcon Heavy model in the Captain's cabin Edit: the Katee Sackhoff Netflix show Another Life made passing mention of "The Elon Musk Space Station"
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Jun 22, 2023 13:00
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GotLag posted:Surviving Mars had a launch company called SpaceY, that hasn't aged well for two reasons Yeah that's the one that starts with better rockets or something right?
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Jun 22, 2023 13:03
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Only good mention of Musk in any media that I know of is quote:Mars already had a long and bewildering history of ambition, conquest and abject, harrowing failure. The Muskies, with their cultish, over-reaching aspirations, we’re just one small chapter in that narrative.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:19
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I just worked out what the thread title means
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Jun 22, 2023 13:29
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parthenocarpy posted:People are simply not going to forget that Musk agreed to this fight. He has no clue what he just did. Fight needs Joe Rogan doing commnentary. "Nice kick! Gonna take more than a vaccine to recover from that", "Nice punch by Zuck, might knock some sense into Musk" yadda yadda yadda. Interesting that Musk is following Rogan's career path, from terrible pot-smoking stand-up comic to (potential) failure as MMA fighter taking too many kicks to the head. But really I'd prefer they start playing billionaires-only The Assassination Game. Winner gets the losers' assets. edit: call it T-BAG, The Billionaires' Assassination Game! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8-Gv1QEgII Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Jun 22, 2023 13:33
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gschmidl posted:Only good mention of Musk in any media that I know of is Ever since reading that, I half expect/dread the next Revelation Space novel to make a muskies->conjoiner link.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:35
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Parsley posted:I ain't reading 1800+ pages so sorry if my theory has been spouted and analysed, but I'm seriously thinking Musk doesn't even believe anything he's actually saying, he's just trying desperately to chameleon himself into any group, anywhere, because he is unable to actually connect with human beings on any level by virtue of being him. How do you share any similarity of connection with people when you're technically never left wanting because you can buy it all out. this got burried but it's important to note that Elon Music is profoundly stupid, profoundly lazy, and profoundly vindictive it all adds up to a deep levels of pathetic that boggles the mind when you think about how many people he has wrapped around his tiny fat fingers.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:43
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I woke up this morning to the bbc telling me musk challenged zuck to a cage match and I'm impressed that Elon finally engineered the unimaginable; a scenario in which I would root for loving Mark Zuckerberg
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NeurosisHead posted:I woke up this morning to the bbc telling me musk challenged zuck to a cage match and I'm impressed that Elon finally engineered the unimaginable; a scenario in which I would root for loving Mark Zuckerberg Part of me is wishing for Elon to bet ownership of Twitter on winning if he's stupid enough to go through with it.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I assume jokes that Tesla should make a submarine have already been done? The first person who tries to use the CyberTruck as a boat is going to be testing the first Tesla Submarine.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:53
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Paying Connor Mcgregor to impersonate Elon in a fat suit and beat Zuckerberg half to death would be the funniest thing musk has ever done
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Jun 22, 2023 13:56
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Part of me is wishing for Elon to bet ownership of Twitter on winning if he's stupid enough to go through with it. Zuck would throw the fight
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Jun 22, 2023 14:12
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Elon is going to desperately try to be funny the whole drat time. He'll be in the ring yucking it up for his fans, isn't he just a silly-billy getting in the ring?! I'm Rigsh Bisj! 🤣🤣🤣 Whereas the Z1000 literally has no sense of humor and will take this deadly seriously. Really rooting for that Lowtax speedrun, he's hitting all the right beats.
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JossiRossi posted:Zuck would throw the fight But then he loses Facebook in the pink slip fight
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It'd be a real treat to watch Elon get his head beat in, even if it is by the Zuck.
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