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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





the man really loves his pistachios

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Those aren't his pistachios ;)

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Data Graham posted:

I keep hearing this music, I thought it was Fire Coming Out of the MOnkey's Head but I guess not. Little help?

Dr Dre - "The Next Episode"

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Data Graham posted:

I keep hearing this music, I thought it was Fire Coming Out of the MOnkey's Head but I guess not. Little help?

are you kidding me

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Mister Speaker posted:

are you kidding me

I know, I thought everybody’s heard the missile guidance system remix by now.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oh yeah, that’s what I was remembering it from

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/PE1zpwH.mp4

This what the gently caress happens when you don’t say your mestre blessings before baking the pie.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



🎶With pizza in your pocket
You can have pizza any time
🎶

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

This an informercial for some kind of pizza pocket protector?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/SophieScamps/status/1670593954314866688

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





no

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you always line your pockets with paper towels. just in case you need a Travel Slice.

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
If you're not copping a pocket slice, you're not getting the most out of the Pizza Hut buffet

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If you see someone stealing a slice from the Pizza Hut buffet, no you didn’t.

Captain Toasted
Jan 3, 2009

uber_stoat posted:

you always line your pockets with paper towels. just in case you need a Travel Slice.

I replaced all my pockets with ziplock bags. Keeps my pizza and car keys from falling out when the going gets tough

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
The "pizza wallet" as it is affectionately known was originally intended to hold a pocket watch :eng101:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Y/N?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Why the gently caress does the pizza one have rice as its base?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Filler and it absorbs pepperoni grease that seeps down.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Traditionally, stuffed peppers have rice

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

TontoCorazon posted:

Traditionally, stuffed peppers have rice
Sure, but other than one with couscous none of the others have a starch base?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The others have chicken and steak. With the pizza one you'd have to fill the pepper with what, just a pile of cheese?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

steinrokkan posted:

The others have chicken and steak. With the pizza one you'd have to fill the pepper with what, just a pile of cheese?

They could have gone with croutons or bulgur or small pasta or some other wheat derived starch for the pizza style one. All make more sense then rice.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


steinrokkan posted:

The others have chicken and steak. With the pizza one you'd have to fill the pepper with what, just a pile of cheese?

Could have used Italian sausage.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



steinrokkan posted:

The others have chicken and steak. With the pizza one you'd have to fill the pepper with what, just a pile of cheese?

I'm listening

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
to discard of used pepperoni oil: pour it into a hole filled with rice

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
They used rice because rice and meat is what stuffed peppers are usually stuffed with.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


muscles like this! posted:

Could have used Italian sausage.

Sausage, mushrooms, and sauce. And they could skip the weird mini pepperonis on top that probably came from a lunchables.


I failed to find terrible pizza, but found terror pizza.

Ayndin
Mar 13, 2010

nesamdoom posted:


I failed to find terrible pizza, but found terror pizza.

Centipizza.

not gonna lie even after I realized it was hot dogs and black olives there was some primal revulsion there.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rwo3ppeqXZ1r0uzl6.mp4

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

That's an extremely common Roman style pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GajbZY0l7oY

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Oh gently caress you. I thought I was in the schade thread and was expecting him to dump that.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Brought to you by Chef Boyardon't

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

Would try the bottom one and hate myself for it.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

are the sunglasses mandatory?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Non Compos Mentis posted:

are the sunglasses mandatory?

They are necessary PPE to prevent pizza blindness

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

the man is wearing jorts and a joker tee he knows his shades game.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oh for fucks sake gently caress off

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