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16-bit Butt-Head)
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My 15 years old car has no app but if I get a flat tire, it does includes a technology called “spare tire”, with it I can be moving again in like 15 minutes I don’t think teslas have that
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Jun 22, 2023 13:33
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shyduck posted:Twitter felt I needed to read this What the poo poo, that's putting full faith into the sensor operating properly and those sensors fail and give false positives all the time. They particularly fail in northern climates when damaged by potholes or set off by drastic changes in temperature and road conditions.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:38
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The blue checks are seriously having an argument about how many clicks it takes to get to tire pressure in the app I can't even, with these people....
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Jun 22, 2023 13:41
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i dont need 4 tires anyways, table can stand on 3 legs so a car can roll on 3 tires
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Jun 22, 2023 13:45
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Cybertruck will be able to briefly act as a tricycle.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:46
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first of all its not a submarine second of all i hope they are found alive and well
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Jun 22, 2023 13:53
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shyduck posted:Twitter felt I needed to read this This is some sort of coded sex stuff, right? 
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Jun 22, 2023 13:54
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trucutru posted:This is some sort of coded sex stuff, right? its autism, op
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Jun 22, 2023 13:55
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Raskolnikov38 posted:https://twitter.com/KimZetter/status/1671221751798448128?s=20 dive fast and break viewing windows
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Jun 22, 2023 14:00
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spaceblancmange posted:look who has come to the rescue hes definitely only seen one of those films
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Jun 22, 2023 14:06
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1671528643586031616?t=DdvaXOPEtPG-9YtPFvpwcA&s=19 https://twitter.com/elonsavedtwit/status/1671570704536305677
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Jun 22, 2023 14:10
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tenderjerk posted:its autism, op 
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Jun 22, 2023 14:12
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e:wt
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Jun 22, 2023 14:16
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671644959366078465?t=l5JALBbiFERznwfH-XaqoQ&s=19 elon please keep posting like this, governments love it
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Jun 22, 2023 14:17
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Show the click path, rear end in a top hat
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Jun 22, 2023 14:18
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some kinda jackal posted:I mean if we’re entering the “billionaire deathsports” phase of capitalism then I’m pretty OK with that. Seemed like one cool part of being a peasant in the middle ages was the nobles would occasionally beat each other to death in a public duel over dumb bullshit.
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Jun 22, 2023 14:24
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Elon Musk is going to kick Mark Zuckerberg's a**
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Jun 22, 2023 15:00
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Elon Musk is going to kick Mark Zuckerberg's a** Zuck will destroy Elon he is a cold unfeeling machine he knows not of this empathy
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Jun 22, 2023 15:02
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Elon Musk is going to kick Mark Zuckerberg's a** elon only improved his weird body after being dragged online for his swimming pics, and even that was probably just coolsculpting if we want elon to truly win, we're going to have to be alot meaner to him
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Jun 22, 2023 15:04
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trucutru posted:This is some sort of coded sex stuff, right? i showed you my click path, answer me
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Jun 22, 2023 15:08
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Musk will simply tell Zuk's Tesla to get into a mishap.
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Jun 22, 2023 15:08
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PostNouveau posted:Zuck will destroy Elon he is a cold unfeeling machine he knows not of this empathy And you just know he has a white hot core of spite in that inhuman heart of his, whereas Musk is just a big diffuse blob of insecurity
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Jun 22, 2023 15:08
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shyduck posted:Twitter felt I needed to read this that's the most realistic text message i've ever seen. thank you for letting me know. discount tire whaley has issued a correction as of 15:14 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Jun 22, 2023 15:11
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:first of all its not a submarine second of all i hope they are found alive and well 16-Bit Will-Stancil
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Jun 22, 2023 15:14
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Zero clicks, mine is a light on the dash so looks like I win, losers.
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Jun 22, 2023 15:31
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i make my wife where a gopro on her head 24/7 and livestream to me so i can tell her whether she needs to check her tire pressure
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Jun 22, 2023 15:32
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I will only marry a woman large enough to carry me with her everywhere.
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Jun 22, 2023 15:37
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tenderjerk posted:elon only improved his weird body after being dragged online for his swimming pics, and even that was probably just coolsculpting but why would we want either of them to win? I for one am simply rooting for a face turn from everyone's pal, TBI
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Jun 22, 2023 15:40
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Very smart of Tesla, women are too dumb to know how to check tire pressure themselves, so you gotta always confirm
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Jun 22, 2023 15:40
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Mr. Lobe posted:And you just know he has a white hot core of spite in that inhuman heart of his, whereas Musk is just a big diffuse blob of insecurity Also Zuck is a decade younger and looks like he might actually work out sometimes whereas Musk has that weird body you get when you do roids but then don't work out
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Jun 22, 2023 15:45
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PostNouveau posted:Also Zuck is a decade younger and looks like he might actually work out sometimes whereas Musk has that weird body you get when you do roids but then don't work out Zuck actually competes in public BJJ tournaments and trains under Dave Camarillo. Musk would get loving bodied.
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Jun 22, 2023 15:50
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They should challenge each other to a submarine contest of some sort
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Jun 22, 2023 15:51
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Looking forward to Musk posting a bunch of images from inside a bjj gym, taking one opening jab to the face, and then crying on national TV. Zucc is a loving lizard looking creep that runs an evil tech empire, but we do have photo evidence that he does, indeed, do physical activities and his body isn't shaped like a cupboard.
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Jun 22, 2023 15:58
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shyduck posted:Twitter felt I needed to read this
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Jun 22, 2023 16:00
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By popular demand posted:I wonder if Elon's kids would act this way under similar circumstances I doubt any of them would plead for prayers
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Jun 22, 2023 16:01
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I have some hope this might happen because it’s been clear for years now that Musk has absolutely no one in his life to tell him “no, this is a stupid idea you’re gonna get hosed up” Plus all just bluechecks goading him into it online, we got a shot
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Jun 22, 2023 16:02
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drat wokes not wanting to work for meager pay
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Jun 22, 2023 16:03
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My wife goes to Discount Tire several nights a week 
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Jun 22, 2023 16:07
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Gabagool posted:i showed you my click path, answer me Too short, not enough click
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Jun 22, 2023 16:07
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:lmao wow what a feature that you were able to tell your wife to do something she was already doing It gave him the power to mansplain in a situation where he'd otherwise be powerless to annoy his wife
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