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Tarkus posted:It'd be a real treat to watch Elon get his head beat in, even if it is by the Zuck. Worst case scenario: Zuck gets his rear end kicked. That's still a win in my book
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Jun 22, 2023 14:31
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Someone can collapse the building on them and all their biggest fans.
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Jun 22, 2023 14:32
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Steadiman posted:Elon is going to desperately try to be funny the whole drat time. He'll be in the ring yucking it up for his fans, isn't he just a silly-billy getting in the ring?! I'm Rigsh Bisj! 🤣🤣🤣 Elon is gonna get his jaw broken and it'll make him talk like a normal person
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Jun 22, 2023 14:36
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There is no way elon musk ever steps foot in the ring - he's deeply pathetic and will find any way to get out of it
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Jun 22, 2023 14:38
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Is the pointless hail mary actually accepting a fight with Mark Zuckerberg
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Jun 22, 2023 14:38
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I always wanted to see a rock-em-sock-em robot beat up a toad, cool.
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Jun 22, 2023 14:45
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SlimGoodbody posted:I got permabanned from Twitter a couple weeks ago for telling a genocidal fascist to kill himself (you can only say that to minorities in Twitter now) and honestly I'm glad to be free of that site, because it has become a truly disgusting sewer of a place far faster than I would've anticipated, and to a much greater degree as well. What a disgusting slug of a man. That's good but just a friendly reminder that we don't usually sign our posts here
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Jun 22, 2023 14:49
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Songbearer posted:Elon is gonna get his jaw broken and it'll make him talk like a normal person It would take more than a broken jaw to make that happen.
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Jun 22, 2023 14:55
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So lazy to flame out with the "unalive urself bigot" when you could make a much bigger impact by tap dancing around TOS violations and living rent free in their head. Nobody got banned for calling that one lady Eve Fartlow but you better bet she'll never get over that one.
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Jun 22, 2023 14:55
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Jun 22, 2023 14:57
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koshmar posted:The first person who tries to use the CyberTruck as a boat is going to be testing the first Tesla Submarine. Tesla people can't resist meetups with their cars for some reason. The first time more than one Tesla gets into the water at the same time their combined wake is going to capsize each other worse than a Trump boat rally.
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Jun 22, 2023 15:01
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i'd volunteer to let musk substitute a robot he designed and built. it'll be the most expensive rock'em sock'em match ever. right before it explodes and kills everyone. then it'll be the funniest
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Jun 22, 2023 15:03
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The best part of the Uve Boll v Lowtax fight was Lowtax clearly stepped into the ring thinking it was a big gag and danced around being silly for a bit before getting clocked and everything about Musk suggests a full rerun.
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Jun 22, 2023 15:54
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massive spider posted:The best part of the Uve Boll v Lowtax fight was Lowtax clearly stepped into the ring thinking it was a big gag and danced around being silly for a bit before getting clocked and everything about Musk suggests a full rerun. He really is speed running Lowtax's life
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Jun 22, 2023 15:57
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pixaal posted:He really is speed running Lowtax's life Speed up, then.
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Jun 22, 2023 16:16
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massive spider posted:The best part of the Uve Boll v Lowtax fight was Lowtax clearly stepped into the ring thinking it was a big gag and danced around being silly for a bit before getting clocked and everything about Musk suggests a full rerun. Not to defend the Lowtax, but Boll turned down all challengers who disclosed they had boxing or martial arts experience and then lied that it was just a friendly stunt for show where he'd pull his punches.
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Jun 22, 2023 16:31
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waffle iron posted:Not to defend the Lowtax, but Boll turned down all challengers who disclosed they had boxing or martial arts experience and then lied that it was just a friendly stunt for show where he'd pull his punches. can't fault him, seems like a solid strategy
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Jun 22, 2023 16:41
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waffle iron posted:Not to defend the Lowtax, but Boll turned down all challengers who disclosed they had boxing or martial arts experience and then lied that it was just a friendly stunt for show where he'd pull his punches. Yeah, thats how you win fights. Anything can happen in a fight. When you fight people you can easily beat, it increases your chance of winning. They can still bop ya in the noggin but its hard!
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Jun 22, 2023 17:03
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Bad Purchase posted:can't fault him, seems like a solid strategy He's making terrible movies to this day, seems like it worked out pretty well
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Jun 22, 2023 17:08
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Captain Hygiene posted:He's making terrible movies to this day, seems like it worked out pretty well I thought he moved on to being a restaurant guy?
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Jun 22, 2023 17:14
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Dewgy posted:I thought he moved on to being a restaurant guy? Among other bad things that happened in 2020, he returned to filmmaking
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Jun 22, 2023 17:17
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Dewgy posted:I thought he moved on to being a restaurant guy? Not sure if he has others but the one fancy place in Vancouver he owned, Bauhaus, is shut down now.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:18
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Squibbles posted:Not sure if he has others but the one fancy place in Vancouver he owned, Bauhaus, is shut down now. Opening a restaurant in Vancouver is on of the guaranteed methods to lose a lot of money even without a pandemic!
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Jun 22, 2023 17:19
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Powershift posted:And then he buys them a horse.  Oh my God.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:01
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In terms of tactics, we need to identify fighters by their composition. A visual analysis of musk's body reveals that he's made out of farmers cheese. I can't believe I didn't realize this earlier. I was stuck on mozzarella for some reason. Here's what's zuck needs to do to win: toss Elon on his back in a giant skillet ankle deep in olive oil. In a few minutes, Elon will have a golden brown crust on his back. Flip him over and he's done. The hard outer crust will cause his movements to stiffen. At the same time his inner core will become juicy and malleable. At that point, masticate and enjoy!
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Jun 22, 2023 18:03
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zuck paid his instructors a lot of money to teach him bjj and zuck has 20 years on him. no amount of teaching from a 3rd rate mma fighter who couldn't cut it and ended up creating a sex crimes ring in romania is going to address musk's inability to move his walrus body.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:09
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I only want to see the fight happen if zuck plays it exactly like a real fighter and forces a ref decision because musk keeps hiding behind the ref. No laughingly hosing around just destroy that mf. Robozuck will probably not disappoint in that regard
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Jun 22, 2023 18:15
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Zuck-bot sensors report target flesh still warm. Zuck-bot continue attack until target normalizes to ambient temperature. Do not disturb Zuck-bot until task complete.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:20
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Steadiman posted:oh my god how does this keep getting stupider/weirder. And how is it always the same people involved?! i dont recall uwe boll speaking up about this recently
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Jun 22, 2023 18:20
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Strong Sauce posted:zuck paid his instructors a lot of money to teach him bjj and zuck has 20 years on him. no amount of teaching from a 3rd rate mma fighter who couldn't cut it and ended up creating a sex crimes ring in romania is going to address musk's inability to move his walrus body. Devastating. well-criticized, sir 
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Jun 22, 2023 18:27
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zuck is a bot, but he seems to have actually gotten a real hobby and tries to chillhard at it. i hope musk tries to short cut fittness again with more drugs and fucks up.
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PhazonLink posted:zuck is a bot, but he seems to have actually gotten a real hobby and tries to chillhard at it. Musk just starts using synthoil to make huge fake muscles, book it.
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what exactly is this fight even about? is there some actual issue that zuck and musk are in conflict about or is this pure spectacle? i mean, they seem to have more in common with each other than they would with most other people.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:36
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Zuck has determined that punching Musk in the face is the most human thing he could possibly do. and hell, he's not wrong
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Jun 22, 2023 18:39
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I admire Zuck's dedication to grilling meats.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:41
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Earwicker posted:what exactly is this fight even about? is there some actual issue that zuck and musk are in conflict about or is this pure spectacle? They're chasing the gen z social media influencer boxing match trend because they want to be cool and relevant.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:41
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Zuck gonna eat musk like dry, unbuttered toast that humans eat
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Bottom Liner posted:They're chasing the gen z social media influencer boxing match trend because they want to be cool and relevant. The rest of us just want to watch two ghouls beat the poo poo out of each other.
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Bottom Liner posted:They're chasing the gen z social media influencer boxing match trend because they want to be cool and relevant. gen z doesnt really use either of their platforms but i guess at least if this actually happens it'll be more entertaining than them trying to copy more tiktok features
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