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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alien vs redditor

# ? Jun 22, 2023 04:09

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 30, 2024 16:58

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Lowtax vs Boll 2.0?

Except I want both of them to follow Lowtax

# ? Jun 22, 2023 04:13

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Milo and POTUS posted:

Alien vs redditor

Whoever wins, we lose

# ? Jun 22, 2023 04:14

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Wanting to punch Elon Musk is probably the most human-like quality Zuck has ever exhibited.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 05:22

Ninurta: Sep 19, 2007; What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Toast. loving plain toast.

Also who the gently caress has a microwave at crotch level?

# ? Jun 22, 2023 05:38

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

Milo and POTUS posted:

Alien vs redditor

genuinely one of the funniest posts I've seen in weeks, good show

# ? Jun 22, 2023 05:48

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Ninurta posted:

Also who the gently caress has a microwave at crotch level?

The new thing in trendy kitchens are microwave drawers - it opens like a drawer and you set your plate of dino nuggets down into it.

My wife�s grandmother mentioned how much she liked hers because she previously had one built into her range hood and it was difficult for her to use due to her height.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 06:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Ninurta posted:

Toast. loving plain toast.

Also who the gently caress has a microwave at crotch level?

putting it down there makes him look taller

# ? Jun 22, 2023 06:23

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Ninurta posted:

Toast. loving plain toast.

Also who the gently caress has a microwave at crotch level?

At my office lobby...

Although to be fair they didn't have room to out them side by side. The coffee machine took up the space.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 08:12

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

Carthag Tuek posted:

putting it down there makes him look taller

Yeah that entire set is designed to make him look tall, it�s comical once you notice.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 10:37

Tei: Feb 19, 2011

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What a strange website.

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1655577072272646147

Imagine the future generations that will never see goatse cx, and be sad about it.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:50

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

The MSJ posted:

At my office lobby...

Although to be fair they didn't have room to out them side by side. The coffee machine took up the space.

�This microwave is for heating purposes only�

I assume it�s a message like �this sink is for washing hands� or �this sink is for washing dishes,� I�m just interested in what the alternative use is, in this case.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:29

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Blue Moonlight posted:

�This microwave is for heating purposes only�

I assume it�s a message like �this sink is for washing hands� or �this sink is for washing dishes,� I�m just interested in what the alternative use is, in this case.

Every strange safety message tells a story about someone doing something incredibly dumb.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:33

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

Blue Moonlight posted:

“This microwave is for heating purposes only”

I assume it’s a message like “this sink is for washing hands” or “this sink is for washing dishes,” I’m just interested in what the alternative use is, in this case.

Maybe someone tried to cook a suckling pig

# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:58

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

That was my first thought. Well, not a suckling pig, but doing actual cooking rather than reheating.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 16:00

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Nevermind the headline, what the gently caress is going on with that font?

Termite Damage Sans Bold??

# ? Jun 22, 2023 16:09

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Your probably right also I don't envy you having a font focused vision.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 16:15

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

By popular demand posted:

Your probably right also I don't envy you having a font focused vision.

Just our universe's version of the Marvel villain Typeface.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 16:45

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Antigravitas posted:

Nevermind the headline, what the gently caress is going on with that font?

Termite Damage Sans Bold??

It's on The Verge of being unreadable! [editorial note: the headline referenced was originally posted by technology news website https://www.theverge.com]

# ? Jun 22, 2023 16:59

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Ninurta posted:

Toast. loving plain toast.

Well there's the loving problem, he didn't grow up with a brother who orders four fried chickens and a coke.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 17:03

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Tei posted:

Imagine the future generations that will never see goatse cx, and be sad about it.

Aye, but I was there. I was there 300 years ago, when two rings were forged. One of flesh, stretched beyond sanity. A second ring, worn, to prove the authenticity of the first.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 17:06

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/ancient-egyptian-cult-high-psychedelics-30298462

# ? Jun 22, 2023 21:54

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

# ? Jun 22, 2023 23:52

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Boldly exploring places a bunch of people have explored before

# ? Jun 23, 2023 01:28

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Blue Moonlight posted:

�This microwave is for heating purposes only�

I assume it�s a message like �this sink is for washing hands� or �this sink is for washing dishes,� I�m just interested in what the alternative use is, in this case.

Resuscitating frozen hamsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tdiKTSdE9Y

# ? Jun 23, 2023 01:46

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Boldly exploring places a bunch of people have explored before

Boldly going places due to the hard labor and knowledge of others

# ? Jun 23, 2023 01:52

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Boldly going places due to the hard labor and knowledge of others

Boldly being a tourist but rich

# ? Jun 23, 2023 01:56

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Boldly being a tourist but rich

yup

# ? Jun 23, 2023 02:02

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Ninurta posted:

Also who the gently caress has a microwave at crotch level?

My parents' previous house had the microwave under the bench like that.

# ? Jun 23, 2023 05:06

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inceltown posted:

*exploder

# ? Jun 23, 2023 09:23

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

*IMPLODER

# ? Jun 23, 2023 09:28

GhostDog: Jul 30, 2003; Always see everything.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

~~Boldly~~ Badly exploring places a bunch of people have explored before

# ? Jun 23, 2023 09:39

C.M. Kruger: Oct 28, 2013

Tei posted:

Imagine the future generations that will never see goatse cx, and be sad about it.

Good news!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtgwhsZ3fWw

quote:

@InuyashaGirl7291
3 months ago
The most common response to news of this incident being "what's goatse?" made me prune up and turn into dust

quote:

@vinesauceobscurities5680
2 months ago
Imagine an Internet meme being so old that it's now lost knowledge waiting to be unleashed in all its "glory".

quote:

@weiwu1442
4 days ago
@vinesauceobscurities5680 its the internet equivalent of a sealed away egyptian curse or some poo poo

# ? Jun 23, 2023 09:44

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4StzuXxxjhA

# ? Jun 23, 2023 11:39

Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

# ? Jun 23, 2023 14:26

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/MarkDRudningen/status/1672316699230748672

# ? Jun 24, 2023 09:03

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/MarkDRudningen/status/1672316699230748672

i can feel a headache from that article just by touching the computer

# ? Jun 24, 2023 09:09

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

quote:

He’s a member of Mensa, the Triple Nine Society and the Prometheus society: high IQ clubs reserved for those in the upper percentiles of intellect.. He’s also worked as a “genius consultant” on shows like Child Genius, has invented multiple intelligence tests, has degrees in Mathematics and Philosophy and has written a number of books.

I've written "a number" of books, too. What a garbage commentary.

Mensa was the center bingo square so no credit there.

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quote:

So your IQ is from 160 to 172 – what kind of intelligence does that focus on?

Most of the IQ tests, which started 120 years ago, with the Binet, and then the Stanford Binet, were based very simply on teaching World War One fighters – if a person was competent after flight, which was basically looking at numbers, words, and pictures. And that was to work out if you were clever enough to solve problems quickly. And could you see things other people can't see.

Nowadays, we have IQ tests that are still based on those three, but maybe a few more like lateral thinking, which is complex problem solving, or word associations: synonyms and antonyms, alien classes and common classes, numerical sequences. And so in my tests, I have 20 IQ tests that I've written. And some of them have never been completely solved by anyone in the world, even teams of people have tried to crack my codes.

Is this just the guy that got slammed when it turned out that his seemingly impossible puzzles were in fact impossible because none of the logical leaps required to get to the solution made any loving sense?

Also, IQ tests were based on testing the capabilities of French 7-year-olds (or thereabouts). You'd think Mr. Big Brain would know that.

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None of the interview is about future predictions, but it does cover that through reiki he can totally diagnose people and also he can measure intelligence with his eyes.

stringless has a new favorite as of 09:28 on Jun 24, 2023

# ? Jun 24, 2023 09:10