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most women can't understand the ideal gas law so they can't even get into pneumatic systems at all
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Jun 22, 2023 16:09
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shyduck posted:My wife goes to Discount Tire several nights a week 
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Jun 22, 2023 16:11
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shyduck posted:My wife goes to Discount Tire several nights a week u should write to rod dreher to alert him of this
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Jun 22, 2023 16:12
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A little on the nose to 404 the our team page https://oceangateexpeditions.com/our-team/
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Jun 22, 2023 16:12
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DynamicSloth posted:Very telling that he didn't 'know' his wife was going to Discount Tire from the text she sent saying "Stopping by Discount Tire" but from the app confirming her story. -It's rainy outside the office. -I was able to determine in the App that there is indeed a 95% probability of rain so it would be a good idea for you to use an umbrella, I would appreciate that. The tracker confirms that you're still at your office so please grab the umbrella I provided you -the one with the remote sensors- and head out then wait until you are outside of the room where you were just standing. Wait until you are all the way outside, if you are superstitious (which is an unhealthy way to live, but thats for another essay about a different set of operating instructions). At the very least, wait until you are in a foyer or a doorway. Remember: it is difficult to walk through a door with an umbrella! Your umbrella should be affixed with a small slide or button on its stem near the handle. Slide or press this device while pushing the umbrella away from yourself and any potential passersby. Do not point the umbrella towards your face or the face of any other human being while attempting to open it. Umbrellas can be dangerous if aimed thoughtlessly. Raise the umbrella over your head so that its dome-shaped canopy is between you and the falling rain It should be shielding your upper body from the rain, and helping to keep you dry. On a windy day this may be more challenging, as the rain may be travelling at an angle, or even horizontally. God is cruel. -Umbrellas are pretty cool
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Jun 22, 2023 16:16
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the milk machine posted:most women can't understand the ideal gas law so they can't even get into pneumatic systems at all The ideal gas law is gassing all of your posts
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Jun 22, 2023 16:50
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Business Gorillas posted:The ideal gas law is gassing all of your posts actually they're right here in the thread!
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Jun 22, 2023 16:57
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pretty sure musk owes ramzan kadyrov a cage match first, but i'm ok if the winner of zuck/musk fights him
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Jun 22, 2023 17:06
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a.lo posted:Show the click path, rear end in a top hat is your car really so great? so far it's lasted you 20 years but your click path is pathetic.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:09
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Assuming people are discussing their picks for the Musk/Zuck fight here. As somebody who was really into UFC for a few years, here is my expert breakdown Zuck has the following advantages: - Has been training BJJ for like a year and competed recently, probably has like 2 or 3 stripes on his white belt - Is not addicted to posting Musk: - A rapist and sex trafficker who will be in Romanian prison before and also during the fight has offered to train him - has the body shape of an amorphous blob, making him hard to take down Putting my money on Zuck
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Jun 22, 2023 17:28
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Jun 22, 2023 18:10
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the submarine imploded. mad?
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Jun 22, 2023 18:11
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the submarine imploded. mad? glad 
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Jun 22, 2023 18:11
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how does he find these tweets
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Jun 22, 2023 18:12
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tenderjerk posted:how does he find these tweets One of the reasons of buying twitter was so he could stalk her. Now he can read every mention of her, in between looking for posts about himself.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:16
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i was justly probated
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Jun 22, 2023 18:24
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Did anyone else have their lists nuked? EDIT: nm eatenmyeyes has issued a correction as of 18:33 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Jun 22, 2023 18:28
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Musk's Lowtax speedrun continues
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Jun 22, 2023 18:57
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first i'm hearing about this
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Jun 22, 2023 18:59
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Boat Stuck posted:Musk's Lowtax speedrun continues inshallah
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Jun 22, 2023 19:11
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is there a specific reason zuck want's to beat elon's rear end or is it just elon being elon that is pissing zuck off?
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Jun 22, 2023 19:17
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zucc wants to experience human emotions. all of them.
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Jun 22, 2023 19:18
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Musk on Grimes' socials: https://i.imgur.com/UkKwzN2.mp4
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Jun 22, 2023 19:19
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UFOTacoMan posted:is there a specific reason zuck want's to beat elon's rear end or is it just elon being elon that is pissing zuck off? Musk was goaded (by his fans) into making the challenge, Zuck would like people to think he's good at jiu-jitsu so there's really no reason not to accept a challenge from a man who will never actually fight him.
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Jun 22, 2023 19:22
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DynamicSloth posted:Musk was goaded (by his fans) into making the challenge, Zuck would like people to think he's good at jiu-jitsu so there's really no reason not to accept a challenge from a man who will never actually fight him. tyvm 
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Jun 22, 2023 19:27
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UFOTacoMan posted:is there a specific reason zuck want's to beat elon's rear end or is it just elon being elon that is pissing zuck off? https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1671853972754436098?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q
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Jun 22, 2023 19:27
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DynamicSloth posted:Musk was goaded (by his fans) into making the challenge, Zuck would like people to think he's good at jiu-jitsu so there's really no reason not to accept a challenge from a man who will never actually fight him. I'm holding out hope that they donate a stupid amount of money to some crooked athletic commission where they can have an embarrassing freakshow fight between two dorks that will put CM Punk's UFC fight(s) to shame in how embarrassing it is to watch. I hope it actually happens and I will not be buying the event but would probably watch a pirated stream on some random twitter account
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Jun 22, 2023 19:29
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DynamicSloth posted:Musk was goaded (by his fans) into making the challenge, Zuck would like people to think he's good at jiu-jitsu so there's really no reason not to accept a challenge from a man who will never actually fight him. 
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Jun 22, 2023 19:31
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By popular demand posted:Now they're having a click-measuring contest.
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Jun 22, 2023 20:01
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a.lo posted:Show the click path, rear end in a top hat Show the click path to my rear end in a top hat
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Jun 22, 2023 20:04
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Zuck is giving up like 150 pounds to elon. his 3 stripe white belt rear end is going to get pasted.
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Jun 22, 2023 20:28
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RealityWarCriminal posted:Zuck is giving up like 150 pounds to elon. his 3 stripe white belt rear end is going to get pasted. Its true op.
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Jun 22, 2023 20:29
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Mark Zuckerberg is younger, better shape, and cuter than ELon Musk. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 22, 2023 20:56
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I think Zuck would punch Elon's head clean off his body
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Jun 22, 2023 20:56
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wow, reading up on zucks training regiment, if true then holy poo poo, that's no joke  what shonen animes should elon watch to get prepared for the fight
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Jun 22, 2023 21:06
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rich people are really bored
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Jun 22, 2023 21:06
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Fried Watermelon posted:I think Zuck would punch Elon's head clean off his body Imagine the most embarrassing street fight video you've seen where the guys are just swinging wildly until one domes the other one, breaks his hand, and the other guy falls over. It's going to be like that except they'll have a few months of training so they'll just throw a few windmill punches, clinch and probably fall over and kind of lay on top of eachother too exhausted to do anything else until the round is over. It's going to be hilariously awful
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Jun 22, 2023 21:06
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tenderjerk posted:wow, reading up on zucks training regiment, if true then holy poo poo, that's no joke Hunter x Hunter
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Jun 22, 2023 21:09
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tenderjerk posted:wow, reading up on zucks training regiment, if true then holy poo poo, that's no joke 
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Jun 22, 2023 21:10
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Imagine this but much much much more embarrassing to watch, remembering that neither Musk nor Zuckerberg have ever done anything athletic in their entire life and CM Punk has been working out and doing acrobatic stuff since he was a teenager and trained MMA for like 3 years with a top tier gym before this fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S66qNZqLM80 edit: It might be closer to this fight were Dave Bautista fought a tomato can whose pants fell down like King Hippo, except they'll gas out much faster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X6GLh4zSUk God drat bad MMA is so great, I love it bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m has issued a correction as of 21:14 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Jun 22, 2023 21:10
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