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Fabricated posted:Cage match between Zuck and Musk (the winner is also killed) the cage is suspended over the ocean and held up by pots and pans billionaire death trap II, which starts sinking as soon as the bell rings
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Beeftweeter posted:ok actually he is saying he will do it? this mfer is so cringe ong
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Jun 22, 2023 14:54
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" The Walrus" looks nice and Zuckerberg seems to have destroyed Elon's balls!
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Jun 22, 2023 14:57
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once again a billionaire gets to do poo poo normal people only dream of
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edit: nevermind missed it :thatsthejoke:
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i hate elon even more for making me root for zuck
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Beeftweeter posted:i hate elon even more for making me root for zuck
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Beeftweeter posted:i hate elon even more for making me root for zuck
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:zuckaberg is like a boss from a dark souls game where he looks all tiny and weak but then rips his shirt off to reveal an additional set of arms and unfolds his legs to become 5 ft taller and shouts "time to get unfriended!" before charging
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Dijkstracula posted:I was imagining the "infirm old man reveals himself to be ripped as fuckin' gently caress before disemboweling a dude" scene from Ichi the Killer has anyone said echi the killer yet lol
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two billionaires having a cage match just feel very end-of-civilization. like did any of the roman senators have matches as gladiators?
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Eeyo posted:two billionaires having a cage match just feel very end-of-civilization. Senators, no. Emperors, though... RIP Commodus, history's greatest fail-son.
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total nothingburger augustus fanboy zorp vs felon thrust one who thinks he needs to prove he's a man because his Libertarian Asian Wife (tm) won't sleep with him the other needing attention because his personal vanity project is simultaneously on fire as it sinks into the ocean while crashing into the loving mountain  Expo70 fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Jun 22, 2023 15:38
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elon "the extremely white whale" musk vs mark "burnt toast" zuckerberg
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Jun 22, 2023 15:41
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maybe by sheer miracle the moment they touch they instantly cancel each other out and leave nothing but a brief wobble in the air whey they previously stood
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i hope they both get permanent brain damage and then follow the rest of the lowtax roadmap
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those of you rooting for hockey puck over lemon rust or death roadmaps are losers i'm rooting for the the side of permanent bodily injuries that aren't obvious to others or particularly harmful but are really really annoying you know, the kind they won't bring up with anybody out of embarrassment for their stupid stunt that just steadily gets more annoying over time the kind a doctor goes "sorry but there's nothing i can do, you gotta live with it like everybody else lol" the kind these idiot nerds don't know about because they've never gotten into a real fight before i really hope a clicky jaw ache or a slight pain running down their side just irritates the poo poo out of them for the rest of their natural lives maybe that makes me a bit mean but i honestly think a little bit of hardship would be good for character developmentt you know, the way them and their rich friends just love to lecture the rest of us on just sort of accidently tricking them into looking at others and going "oh no pain bad, inflict pain also bad because hurt" in their molecule sized minds
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Endless Mike posted:well, now we know why he's divorced i'm pretty sure he stole that walrus joke too. i think i saw it years ago described as a sex move
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They schedule the fight and have a wwe style staged encounter where zuck confronts Elon in the bathroom before the match. It goes off script and zuck knocks Elon out where he collapses onto a dirty toilet and drowns in piss, just as foretold
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hobbesmaster posted:so Elon is lowtax to be fair to lowtax, he was not, as far as I know, a nazi. but hopefully elon can follow in his footsteps.
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Sagebrush posted:i'm pretty sure he stole that walrus joke too. of course he did
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671699387620237312 ah, so never. got it
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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671699387620237312 only way that's true is if he means cranking it
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Person I know works as a mechanic and apparently had this happen with a Tesla that was brought in today.
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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671699387620237312 well he didn't say anything about catching his kids
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there's breaking news about that sub so I tried looking at Twitter's latest on the hashtag and it was all spam about how black people are criminals so thanks elon
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As entertaining as it would be to see a repeat of the Dave Chappelle incident, but with fighting, it will never happen because Musk is a coward.
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props to Zuck for demonstrating true turbo nerd high school loser instincts by 1) getting in shape 2) identifying someone even less likeable than him who is not remotely in shape 3) publicly trying to pick a fight with that person to get other people’s approval
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what getting dusted by lord fifths boss at a bjj tournament does to a mf
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I want to see zuck kick elon hard in the balls
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he works way too much to exercise
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Maybe his bodyguards can't keep up when he exercises so he had to stop ever think about Elon
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elon probably keeps his balls in a cryogenic tube on his shelf
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there's no way elon gets in the ring for a real fight but I don't think he can bribe Zuck out of destroying him either this is gonna be some looney tunes poo poo for sure. he's gonna show up and just start handing out thousand-dollar bills to every staff member in the arena while loudly musing on how unfortunate it would be if a stage light fell and crushed Zuck just as the fight started
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community note: the following image more accurately portrays the situation 
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E. Lon Blubbard is gonna get zucked
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Whoever wins, we lose.
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zuck actually grapples and has competed. he will choke out musk like nothing. it’ll look worse than cm punk vs mickey gall.
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George posted:Whoever wins, we lose. its a shame we can't trick billionaires into doing a battle royale edit: https://www.fightbookmma.com/mark-zuckerberg-vs-elon-musk-cage-fight-betting-odds/ They're putting an 83.3% that hockey puck is gonna win Expo70 fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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this "fight" is purely theorycrafting and will never actually happen, once elon figures out a way to back out of it without looking like a flabby coward it will be quickly forgotten and people will get banned from twitter for mentioning it if it gets really bad he will pay a crony to legally change their name to mark zuckerberg then have a 5 second pantomime fight
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