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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Several elementary school age kids: Itz, Deeaz, Jaktrn, Keiard.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Marcade posted:

Several elementary school age kids: Itz, Deeaz, Jaktrn, Keiard.

Normally when a name is straight-up unpronounceable I google and it turns out to be Welsh or something, but I got nothing here. Jack+turn?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

That's how I understand it to be, yes.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Short for Jack-o-Lantern.

e: gently caress, it could be.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Guy last name Wiebe, which he pronounced like Weeb. I didn't ask him about his favorite anime for fear he'd tell me.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Marcade posted:

Guy last name Wiebe, which he pronounced like Weeb. I didn't ask him about his favorite anime for fear he'd tell me.

It's dutch, I think? pretty common last name, I've seen it lots.

last name PERBIX

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Alabama Barker

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



America really dropped the ball on cool names. We got people named:
- Saxon
- Callum
- Kennedy

Meanwhile, they could have been named:
- Shine/Shiny
- Godsgift
- Virtuous
- Dimple

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

Super Famicon Fighting Baseball but it's set in Puritan England.
https://twitter.com/IsabellaRosner/status/1658554043927601152

I'm Liz Truss' arch nemesis, Returne Towle

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007



Rich Whale is just one of those guys who plays free to play games, born too soon

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
no Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

AveMachina posted:

America really dropped the ball on cool names. We got people named:
- Saxon
- Callum
- Kennedy

Meanwhile, they could have been named:
- Shine/Shiny
- Godsgift
- Virtuous
- Dimple

Imo just start translating everyone's names from the original language

Hi, I'm the world's greatest hockey player, Wagon Greek

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:




I’m Gey Poope

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Ralph Hurley posted:

I’m Gey Poope

I got Wilde Wilde

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
Prevents Parker

Sorry, just saw Digworthy Marshall.

We can stop coming up with new names now.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I like Sentence Grimes because I picture Grimes in prison, and Israel Jelly because I picture a big wobbly Jell-O mold Dome of the Rock.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Revolution Sixsmith :black101:

Sarah Sparkling sounds like a drag queen name.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
The four Charitys are all good too.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Hippocrass posted:

The four Charitys are all good too.

Charity Corn leads to Charity Nutt.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



tribbledirigible posted:

Charity Corn leads to Charity Nutt.

Charity girls make do

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
I have a colleague in India with the surname Khunt and if the Teams answering machine picks up for him, it's pretty jarring how the computer voice reads it.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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NEVER LET THEM SEE YOUR

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Tifphany and her son Jdynn (Tiffany and Jayden, pronunciation wise)

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
One of the kids at my job has the unfortunate name of Analee, and our male Kiley is the first I've seen. I can't help but think of it as a girl's name because Kylie Minogue is stuck in my brain I guess

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

His parents wanted to name him Kyle, but they had to admit he only looked a little Kyle-ey.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Nordan Shat

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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How would you like your McFlurry?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



This may be old news because I don't watch TV, but I learned that there is a British actor with the name Tuppence Middleton.

God only knows why. Presumably they have siblings Ha'pny and Farthing as well.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Cola Wolford; the official drink of Boko Haram

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
McBwee

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I've been reading this thread so long that when I see a really stupid name I still have to come back and check if Wayne Gretzky posted it

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ran into a Dorcas today. (yes, I know it's a Biblical name, but it's damned uncommon)

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Last name Malorcas?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A very boring last name, unfortunately. Think "Smith" level common.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I'm vaguely acquainted with someone who's given their baby the middle name Rehoboam. Given what I know about this person, it's a 50/50 shot whether the baby is named after the biblical figure or the champagne bottle.

Also, someone I know has recently named their baby Bowie, and was properly shocked to discover that the name isn't uncommon, no one was particularly charmed by the name when she announced it.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Came across a rad last name today...

McQuestion

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Whoa... drat

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Posiden

I assume they were going for Poseidon and missed.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

To be fair that spelling is probably closer to how people say it.*

*Your pronunciation may vary.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Clearly they're just flower enthusiasts and that's posy den. Presumably their middle name is nosegay

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