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CP0plus1finally: Jun 22, 2023; by Hand Knit

What a day! I just woke up to an absolute master stroke of a deal for the warriors

CP0 is going to be incredible leading the second unit. He adds secondary playmaking, high basketball IQ and tenacity and will be completely fine coming off the bench.

And the best part? His deal is non-guaranteed so warriors will just dump him after the season if he turns out even more washed than he has been for years now.

Getting rid of poole fixes the locker room vibes immensely� no more whining about not starting, pouting around when he doesn�t get his way etc, plus Draymond is guaranteed to stay now.

Just an incredible deal for the warriors all round.

Everyone wins too� for CP0 he�s finally on a team that has a competent point guard. Leading the second unit he won�t have to average 34 minutes a game during the regular season and then fall apart in the playoffs like he does every year. Plus now that he�s finally going to be on a team where it�s not him as a the primary point guard he can finally experience some success in his career too

And congratulations Fooches!!! You can finally root for a good team and not a bunch of losers led by a career loser!!! I genuinely hope this helps you finally find your happiness my friend!

What a day! God bless us everyone!

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# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:14

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:42

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

CP0plus1finally posted:

What a day! I just woke up to an absolute master stroke of a deal for the warriors

CP0 is going to be incredible leading the second unit. He adds secondary playmaking, high basketball IQ and tenacity and will be completely fine coming off the bench.

And the best part? His deal is non-guaranteed so warriors will just dump him after the season if he turns out even more washed than he has been for years now.

Getting rid of poole fixes the locker room vibes immensely� no more whining about not starting, pouting around when he doesn�t get his way etc, plus Draymond is guaranteed to stay now.

Just an incredible deal for the warriors all round.

Everyone wins too� for CP0 he�s finally on a team that has a competent point guard. Leading the second unit he won�t have to average 34 minutes a game during the regular season and then fall apart in the playoffs like he does every year. Plus now that he�s finally going to be on a team where it�s not him as a the primary point guard he can finally experience some success in his career too

And congratulations Fooches!!! You can finally root for a good team and not a bunch of losers led by a career loser!!! I genuinely hope this helps you finally find your happiness my friend!

What a day! God bless us everyone!

Sup Monkeu, enjoy the 20 games of CP3

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:17

Space Camp fuckup: Aug 2, 2003

Lmao

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:17

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Leave him unbanned and hell, promote him

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:18

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Warriors officially giving up with addition of cp3

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:19

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Doltos posted:

Leave him unbanned and hell, promote him

If it was just unhinged warriors posts sure, make him an idiot king of this thread.

Like he's no more unhinged than a number of other posters about their favorite teams or favorite players.

But dude loves DMing people and being a dick outside of the unhinged warriors posts.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:22

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

That's not cool, Monkeu!!

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:23

i am a moron: Nov 12, 2020; "I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

They�re bad unfunny posts from a guy who made a funny post once on SA and never let it go

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:24

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

It�s going to be cool when CP3 gets his feelings hurt in a blowout and joins Klay waiving 4 fingers around

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:25

i am a moron: Nov 12, 2020; "I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

But enough about my posting career

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:25

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Ammanas posted:

Uhhhh....yeah I sort of get what they were going for but why is Golden State including 2 picks here. Like CP3, at his age and health and contract is worth at most a 2nd. I'm not gonna miss Jordan Poole's lovely in-game choices or stupid loving face anymore though.

Also hi samuraifoochs.

Hi buddy.

I will help you defend from Warriors slander this season, because we are (loving WEIRDLY) on the same side now

Seriously, the gently caress kind of fever dream is this?

WHERE'S KEVMAN

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:26

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

I love modern day athlete social media drama

https://twitter.com/ciaokatie/status/1671970142819852318?s=20

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:26

snyprmag: Oct 9, 2005

Watch Chris win a loving ring

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:26

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

surf rock posted:

It blows my mind that you can just loving buy a draft pick in the NBA

don't look up what the suns with their lottery 1st rounders

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:27

i am a moron: Nov 12, 2020; "I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

snyprmag posted:

Watch Chris win a loving ring

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:27

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Dexo posted:

But dude loves DMing people and being a dick outside of the unhinged warriors posts.

This is the reason I've always hated him, just so everybody doesn't get it twisted. But that's the only Monkeu rereg that's ever made me laugh, because it was actually kinda funny and mildly wholesome in its unhinged-ness for a change

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:29

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

CP0plus1finally posted:

What a day! I just woke up to an absolute master stroke of a deal for the warriors

CP0 is going to be incredible leading the second unit. He adds secondary playmaking, high basketball IQ and tenacity and will be completely fine coming off the bench.

And the best part? His deal is non-guaranteed so warriors will just dump him after the season if he turns out even more washed than he has been for years now.

Getting rid of poole fixes the locker room vibes immensely� no more whining about not starting, pouting around when he doesn�t get his way etc, plus Draymond is guaranteed to stay now.

Just an incredible deal for the warriors all round.

Everyone wins too� for CP0 he�s finally on a team that has a competent point guard. Leading the second unit he won�t have to average 34 minutes a game during the regular season and then fall apart in the playoffs like he does every year. Plus now that he�s finally going to be on a team where it�s not him as a the primary point guard he can finally experience some success in his career too

And congratulations Fooches!!! You can finally root for a good team and not a bunch of losers led by a career loser!!! I genuinely hope this helps you finally find your happiness my friend!

What a day! God bless us everyone!

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hi monkeu

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:29

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chris Paul will retire a King next year, having played for every Californian team that wasn't the Lakers.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:30

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

so you should probably ignore anything else I say

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Hi buddy. I will help you defend from Warriors slander this season, because we are (loving WEIRDLY) on the same side now

Seriously, the gently caress kind of fever dream is this?

WHERE'S KEVMAN

I am here my brother! :hfive:

Literally posting from the delivery room while wife is knocked out- ESPN found me and let me know 🤣

It will be glorious and you will sip from the chalice of victory next June.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:31

Veryslightlymad: Jun 3, 2007; I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction

Don't make me root for the Warriors out of some SAS specific version of friendship ball.

If that's the direction this is going, I can be this year's top heel poster. My qualifications are this:

I'm a catty, sharp tongued rear end.
A quick glance at my rap sheet will show that I know the difference between a work and a shoot.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:35

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Chris paul is cursed, sorry Warriors fans

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:40

Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/1671995815068598273?s=20

I infer from this that the trade talks about Siakam have been relatively serious.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:42

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

TheKevman posted:

I am here my brother!

Literally posting from the delivery room while wife is knocked out- ESPN found me and let me know 🤣

It will be glorious and you will sip from the chalice of victory next June.

HOLY poo poo CONGRATULATIONS DUDE

Super happy for you and the missus :3:

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:43

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

monkeu would post for multiple pages to himself about steph curry with no one responding or saying anything, hes a good bit more unhinged than anyone here

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:43

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

NBA just wants to be weird every season.

I guess it makes a kind of sense for everyone but it's just weird.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:44

live with fruit: Aug 15, 2010

Hand Knit posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/1671995815068598273?s=20

I infer from this that the trade talks about Siakam have been relatively serious.

I get wanting to stay in Canada.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:47

Tokyo Sex Whale: Oct 9, 2012; "My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"

Steve Kerr is a coward if he doesn�t have a training camp competition for starting PG.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:49

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

live with fruit posted:

I get wanting to stay in Canada.

I hear Toronto might get an Afghani restaurant. So racism will be, like, double eradicated.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:51

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

live with fruit posted:

I get wanting to stay in Canada.

It is, after all, a paradise beyond racism

^^^^ GODDAMN IT

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:52

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Lockback posted:

NBA just wants to be weird every season.

I guess it makes a kind of sense for everyone but it's just weird.

My thoughts exactly.

Can't say I'm not intrigued though, because woah.

# ? Jun 22, 2023 22:53

skipmyseashells: Nov 14, 2020; Can't post for 2 hours!