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pixaal posted:Talking with people into fighting they are saying it's no contest Musk will win by weight difference. If Musk is completely untrained though I still hold out hope Zuck will knock him out. The problem is if Musk sits on him he's probably done. Probably still fun to watch Zuck get squished, I bet he gets some good hits in first. I dunno about that, man. Zuckerberg may have the Innsmouth look, but he supposedly did that Murph Challenge thing in 40 minutes so he's in reasonably good shape. I'm 6'6" and 250 pounds and I'm guessing he could probably knock me flat if he put minimal effort into learning how to throw a punch and not lose his nerve in an actual fight. Musk could maybe take him if he also went into training and took it seriously but, like, look at him. He's hairplugs floating in a pink tub of steroids and diabetes medication. He's intensely vain & insecure, but also intensely lazy; if he wasn't he would have gotten Bezos-grade yoked by now instead of trying to cover up his insecurity with chemicals and plastic surgery.
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I know we've moved on from the lol deathsub, but here's James Cameron spending 4 minutes dunking on the thing. 33 dives to the Titanic, dude's qualified to comment more than anyone. https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1671965549381689533?s=20 Parkingtigers fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Jimmy Cameras pulls no punches, and gives no fucks
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pixaal posted:Talking with people into fighting they are saying it's no contest Musk will win by weight difference. If Musk is completely untrained though I still hold out hope Zuck will knock him out. The problem is if Musk sits on him he's probably done. Probably still fun to watch Zuck get squished, I bet he gets some good hits in first. I just hope everyone involved gets hurt very badly
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Steadiman posted:I just hope everyone involved gets hurt very badly 
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Steadiman posted:I just hope everyone involved gets hurt very badly Amen.
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E the Shaggy posted:TOTALITARIAN DUTCH GOVERNMENT! loving Lol. God forbid the government prevent the monopolization of housing. That's totalitarianism!
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If this went down musk would get dismantled. He has no fight training and zuck wins BJJ tournaments
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Funky See Funky Do posted:If any of the billionaires are some kind of psycho batman type, it's Zuck. This. There's so much to hate Zuck for, but out of all the top tech billionaires he's the one who I'd most expect to take martial arts (or any sports) seriously instead of paying people to lose to him for ego boost. I really hope this match actually happens. There are no bad outcomes! priznat posted:What I’m saying is expect zuckerberg to have another go at running for potus when he smashes musk’s face in. Wait, no. There are bad outcomes.
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Shania Twain posted:If this went down musk would get dismantled. He has no fight training and zuck wins BJJ tournaments I mean even if his tourney wins are fake, someone who’s done a few months of training and been kicked by another person is going to absolutely mop up mr non-Euclidean skinny fat torso.
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Tuna-Fish posted:This. There's so much to hate Zuck for, but out of all the top tech billionaires he's the one who I'd most expect to take martial arts (or any sports) seriously instead of paying people to lose to him for ego boost. Larry Ellison maybe? He apparently takes sailing seriously, that's not an easy sport. Steve Ballmer also likes like someone who could hold his own in a fight, but that's based on absolutely nothing. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Crackbone posted:Titan Sub related, they just found debris. Vaporized billionaires. Which billionaires? Has that been released?
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Darchangel posted:Which billionaires? Has that been released? all of them 
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one of the tournaments zuck got choked out and was really annoyed by the ref that he had declared him choked out. honestly would be funny to see one of them get choked out. maybe an armbar that they refuse to concede to.
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Shania Twain posted:If he went down musk would get dismantled. He has no tight training and zuck wins BJ tournaments I need sleep.
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Darchangel posted:Which billionaires? Has that been released? Some British dude who was part of a dumb “explorers club” where rich guys bragged about having locals haul their rear end up Everest, and the richest man in Pakistan plus his son.
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pixaal posted:Talking with people into fighting they are saying it's no contest Musk will win by weight difference. If Musk is completely untrained though I still hold out hope Zuck will knock him out. The problem is if Musk sits on him he's probably done. Probably still fun to watch Zuck get squished, I bet he gets some good hits in first. Weight differences matter if both people are similarly trained/in roughly the same shape. Elon's shape is lumpy mashed potatoes though
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If zuck is going up against actual BJJ players he is at an insane advantage in the fact that everyone he has completed against so far wants to choke out a billionaire android on principle. I don't know if he was designed with the wingspan to seatbelt musk's absolute unit of a torso though
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smoobles posted:all of them Pretty sure Elon, Zuck, and Bezos weren't on board, soooo.... Cyrano4747 posted:Some British dude who was part of a dumb “explorers club” where rich guys bragged about having locals haul their rear end up Everest, and the richest man in Pakistan plus his son. Ah, thanks.
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Crackbone posted:Titan Sub related, they just found debris. Vaporized billionaires. Let that sink
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So I saw this (really cool) thread on Twitter about Who Framed Roger Rabbit. This tweet about the plot reminded me that it's what Musk basically did with his Hyper Loop. https://twitter.com/ATRightMovies/status/1671812727348645889?t=Khyl0kBtIUJLnuVwojtebQ&s=19 As per usual, Musk steals his ideas from others without crediting them.
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Parkingtigers posted:I know we've moved on from the lol deathsub, but here's James Cameron spending 4 minutes dunking on the thing. 33 dives to the Titanic, dude's qualified to comment more than anyone. https://twitter.com/AlecPettus/status/1671971687183556612?s=20 I don't think there's anyone in the world more qualified to talk about diving to the Titanic, my guy It's a smooth-brained enough take that I would swear he had a bluecheck
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Strong Sauce posted:one of the tournaments zuck got choked out and was really annoyed by the ref that he had declared him choked out. I’m imagining a version of the Judo Gene/Steven Seagal story where Musk ends up making GBS threads his pants while unconscious
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Weight doesn't matter in this situation Some 35 year old 110 pound athlete chick would slaughter me after wriggling out from under me I'd have an advantage for like 10 seconds at best duh
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Parkingtigers posted:I know we've moved on from the lol deathsub, but here's James Cameron spending 4 minutes dunking on the thing. 33 dives to the Titanic, dude's qualified to comment more than anyone. He's remembered for the Titanic stuff but if I remember right he's been interested in deep sea exploration since The Abyss or earlier. The right overlap of experience and celebrity to comment on this, the community is worried that these idiots are going to become the standard by which all are judged. This was not the best and most prepared experts falling victim to a terrible nobody-saw-this-coming accident.
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Bruceski posted:He's remembered for the Titanic stuff but if I remember right he's been interested in deep sea exploration since The Abyss or earlier. The right overlap of experience and celebrity to comment on this, the community is worried that these idiots are going to become the standard by which all are judged. This was not the best and most prepared experts falling victim to a terrible nobody-saw-this-coming accident. He held the record for deepest solo submersible dive from 2012-2019 when he went to the bottom of the challenger deep.
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yeah I'm not james cameron's biggest fan by any stretch but the dude knows a lot more about deep sea diving/submersibles and the Titanic than most pundits currently sounding off on twitter about how the sub went woke and that's why it broke. I respect his opinion way more in this field
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I am 100% on board with Elmo ending Zuck here, though it would be better for humanity if neither survived the fight. Elon's a blowhard who sucks but zuck's reach is 1-2 orders of magnitude greater, and his support and monetization of white supremacy, genocide, and causing depression in teenagers has hurt millions if not billions of people. Zuck controls the primary way 1B+ people communicate online with whatsapp, and instagram has ruined a generation. As lovely as Elon is, space and electric cars are good goals. Zuck only cares about monetizing every form of non-personal communication.
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my prediction: elon will double his growth hormone intake in the months leading up to the fight, get absolutely tree trunked out, flatten zuck in the first round with his pure size advantage, and then die a few years down the road from heart issue that's if the fight actually takes place, which it won't
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Steadiman posted:yeah I'm not james cameron's biggest fan by any stretch but the dude knows a lot more about deep sea diving/submersibles and the Titanic than most pundits currently sounding off on twitter about how the sub went woke and that's why it broke. I respect his opinion way more in this field this. the guy may as well be considered a well informed enthusiast on the matter I watched him get into interviews on his other explorations and he really is able to pull up action figures from well into the past very quickly.
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Fate Accomplice posted:I am 100% on board with Elmo ending Zuck here, though it would be better for humanity if neither survived the fight. If Zuck dies, the board will appoint some even bigger piece of poo poo to replace him and dial up the racist making money machine as high as it will go. Zuck's dumb fixations are what's keeping meta from reaching the true depths of evil.
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Powershift posted:I'm normally 100% against violating Asimov's 3 laws, but set the Zuckerbot to maim. what do Asimov's law have to do with anything? arguably, not destroying Elon Musk if given the opportunity is a violation of the first law
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Bad Purchase posted:my prediction: only double why not a magnitude of order more?
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Fate Accomplice posted:As lovely as Elon is, space and electric cars are good goals. My dude have you seen his tack racord on either of these things? Like maybe if his plan was to shoot all the racists I to space or explode them in a car as they ran over the next baby Hitler then he'd get a pass. Otherwise lol that you think Musk had any good intentions with his idiotic pursuits.
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Fate Accomplice posted:I am 100% on board with Elmo ending Zuck here, though it would be better for humanity if neither survived the fight. you do realize that even if zuck were to hypothetically die in this fight, or by any other means, that the actual company of facebook/meta/instagram would still exist and keep on doing everything it does right? it would change nothing.
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Earwicker posted:you do realize that even if zuck were to hypothetically die in this fight, or by any other means, that the actual company of facebook/meta/instagram would still exist and keep on doing everything it does right? it would change nothing. this and Elon's reaction to losing would no doubt be hilarious because he absolutely cannot handle that sort of humiliation in front of his bestest friends Catturd3 and Antman. Whereas Zuck would just dissapear into his cocoon again after digesting his yearly meal of nutrient paste. So yeah...sadly Zuck has to win this one. I'll also accept them both being horribly injured
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pixaal posted:Talking with people into fighting they are saying it's no contest Musk will win by weight difference. If Musk is completely untrained though I still hold out hope Zuck will knock him out. The problem is if Musk sits on him he's probably done. Probably still fun to watch Zuck get squished, I bet he gets some good hits in first. the entire UFC brand was built watching untrained fat guys get the poo poo kicked out of them by people who knew what they were doing There will never be a fight because Musk walks to the bathroom with security and is a terrified manchild, but even a BJJ white belt would easily just choke his rear end out
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