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stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

CommieGIR posted:

Oh no, those ROVs have some crazy high end cameras now, not to mention having stuff like Side Scanning Sonar and High Resolution Sonar.

Trust me, they can really well.
It's amazing what stuff built by actual serious people who know what the hell they're doing can do.

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TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo
Good, they’re loving dead and the dog and pony show can cease. Only one I feel sorry for is the kid who was onboard.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

TheWeedNumber posted:

Good, they’re loving dead and the dog and pony show can cease. Only one I feel sorry for is the kid who was onboard.

What about the stepson who can't even get an OF girl to sit on him in his time of need? :britain:

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Any crocodile tears from the company are ridiculous. They should be rejoicing since the Titan did exactly what it was designed to do.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

facialimpediment posted:

Yeah they're saying it was an implosion, so from alive to very, very, very dead quite quickly.

loving nubs

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Elviscat posted:

What about the stepson who can't even get an OF girl to sit on him in his time of need? :britain:

He can book a Skype show with her via the OF, have a discreet chat about things, and get way more than that for probably only a rack or two per hour, if that. Probably less because she’s not a pornstar. Could be the start of a modern love story. You never know.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

stealie72 posted:

It's amazing what stuff built by actual serious people who know what the hell they're doing can do.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/cape-cod-based-company-rov-171709267.html
Based on some photos from this article,
I believe they are using the Pelagic ODYSSEUS ROV:

https://pelagic-services.com/web2/index.php/odysseus-rov-system/

code:
Inertial Navigation System (INS)

  4000m option iXblue Rovins Nano

  6000m option iXblue Phins 6000, Gen 2

Manipulators 2 x Schilling Robotics Orion 7PE (extended reach)

Sonar Tritech Super SeaKing DST

Altimeter Tritech PA200/20

Depth Sensor Paroscientific Digiquartz BCB7000

Video 1 x 4K/HD (Insite Pacific Mini Zeus 4K or SubC Imaging 1Cam Alpha Mk5 HD)

1 x Imenco electric pan and tilt

2 x Imenco Dusky Shark parallel lasers (green, dot, 10cm)

6 x composite (color and B&W) DeepSea Power & Light (DSPL) cameras

3 x IP [1 x SubC Imaging Rayfin Mk1 digital stills (4K/HD) and 2 x DSPL IP Multi SeaCam (HD)]

Lighting 8 x LED (2 x DSPL LED Sealite and 6 x DSPL SeaLite Spheres)

Additional optional lighting can be accommodated.

Hydraulic 2000psi system pressure

3 x spare directional control valve (1 x 2000psi, 2 x 750psi)

Additional hydraulic requirements may be accommodated with the addition
of auxiliary valve pack(s).

Data RS-232, RS-485, GB Ethernet connections available.

Power 24VDC at ROV j-boxes

Fiber 1 spare SM fiber available

Sampling Sampling tools include various sampling skids, suction sampler, D-samplers,
push cores, bio-boxes, etc.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1671865449695305729?t=rwzivXF5gBhxVmDIOXsd9g&s=19

This reminds me of whatever episode of The Simpsons it was where Bart instructs whatever animal it was to "Defend my honor!" and it's unable to comprehend what he means.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


CommieGIR posted:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/cape-cod-based-company-rov-171709267.html
Based on some photos from this article,
I believe they are using the Pelagic ODYSSEUS ROV:

https://pelagic-services.com/web2/index.php/odysseus-rov-system/

code:
Inertial Navigation System (INS)

  4000m option iXblue Rovins Nano

  6000m option iXblue Phins 6000, Gen 2

Manipulators 2 x Schilling Robotics Orion 7PE (extended reach)

Sonar Tritech Super SeaKing DST

Altimeter Tritech PA200/20

Depth Sensor Paroscientific Digiquartz BCB7000

Video 1 x 4K/HD (Insite Pacific Mini Zeus 4K or SubC Imaging 1Cam Alpha Mk5 HD)

1 x Imenco electric pan and tilt

2 x Imenco Dusky Shark parallel lasers (green, dot, 10cm)

6 x composite (color and B&W) DeepSea Power & Light (DSPL) cameras

3 x IP [1 x SubC Imaging Rayfin Mk1 digital stills (4K/HD) and 2 x DSPL IP Multi SeaCam (HD)]

Lighting 8 x LED (2 x DSPL LED Sealite and 6 x DSPL SeaLite Spheres)

Additional optional lighting can be accommodated.

Hydraulic 2000psi system pressure

3 x spare directional control valve (1 x 2000psi, 2 x 750psi)

Additional hydraulic requirements may be accommodated with the addition
of auxiliary valve pack(s).

Data RS-232, RS-485, GB Ethernet connections available.

Power 24VDC at ROV j-boxes

Fiber 1 spare SM fiber available

Sampling Sampling tools include various sampling skids, suction sampler, D-samplers,
push cores, bio-boxes, etc.

wow look at those redundant systems, maybe someone should think about that for things carrying people too!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

tater_salad posted:

wow look at those redundant systems, maybe someone should think about that for things carrying people too!

Its worth comparing this little effectively garage made sub that sunk versus purpose built ones that actually make dives to Titanic. Most deep sea submersible pressure hulls are made with either Titanium or Marging Steel. This one was made with Carbon Fiber.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jun 22, 2023

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Carbon Fiber with apparently huge defects that they tried to repair in-situ!

(You can't repair COPVs like that)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Elviscat posted:

What about the stepson who can't even get an OF girl to sit on him in his time of need? :britain:

Some gave all....

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Ok fine here's the deal:

I will pilot an Oceangate submersible to the Titanic, myself, if the sub is also the venue for the Musk-Zuck prize fight. It's only fair that a civilian who has never piloted a submersible nor refereed a fight do both for the first time while two weird shapes of dough slap at each other miles beneath the surface of the Atlantic to the dulcet tones of Celine Dion.

Call it the Thrilla in Vanilla, or Thunder Down Under (the Sea) and get Disney to sponsor it.

The rules of the fight I'll leave to the contestants, but I insist that the venue is an exact recreation of the original Titan - with one exception being a signaling device installed, capable of sending 4k video of the PPV to the surface

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I accidentally read this so now you have to.

https://twitter.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1671859916913385473?s=20

If I get sixer'd I understand.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


That Works posted:

I accidentally read this so now you have to.

https://twitter.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1671859916913385473?s=20

If I get sixer'd I understand.

Ah yes, the well known ability of sheer experience and competence to withhold the crushing pressure of *checks notes* 3,000-some meters.

What a loving moron, aside from the "woke" red herring.

As if daddy warbucks wouldn't have fired the captain who rightly said "I won't take that sub into a swimming pool" and carried on as he did.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

That Works posted:

I accidentally read this so now you have to.

https://twitter.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1671859916913385473?s=20

If I get sixer'd I understand.

Bucking Regulations and Safety inspections....woke?

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

That Works posted:

I accidentally read this so now you have to.

https://twitter.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1671859916913385473?s=20

If I get sixer'd I understand.

gonna donate 48hrs or more of my posting time to shout out "nigga please" on the internet today

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Woke means 'thing that I think is bad', please try to keep up.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo
ayo look at this fuckboy right here

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
He's like half Mr Potato Head and half that "poo poo-eating grin" dog from the meme

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

That Works posted:

I accidentally read this so now you have to.

https://twitter.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1671859916913385473?s=20

If I get sixer'd I understand.

Thanks Joey, I was wondering what the stupidest loving possible take on this incident could possible be.

Probably should also blame the woke company that built the hull, that refused to hire Muslims.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Elviscat posted:

Thanks Joey, I was wondering what the stupidest loving possible take on this incident could possible be.

Probably should also blame the woke company that built the hull, that refused to hire Muslims.

Hard to be dumber than the incident itself, but some have always reached for the stars

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Arrath posted:

As if daddy warbucks wouldn't have fired the captain who rightly said "I won't take that sub into a swimming pool" and carried on as he did.

He DID do that!

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts

facialimpediment posted:

Yeah they're saying it was an implosion, so from alive to very, very, very dead quite quickly.

Not that anyone asked but I think it's worthwhile to consider the strength and impossible to describe rapidity with which Physics happened to these people. The Byford Dolphin incident (don't look it up, seriously, you'll be better off) had an explosive decompression caused by a 130 psi differential; these guys had upwards of 5000 psi to deal with. Motherfuckers went molecular at a relativistic speed

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
you know how thunder takes time to reach you from where the lighting happens?

now imagine clapping, and consider the time from your hands colliding and when you hear it, and that was the time it took to go from alive to crushed, superheated paste

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



This is what happens at an atmospheric pressure differential of 1

ThisIsJohnWayne fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jun 22, 2023

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts
Yeah, that's 1 atmosphere, or 14.69 (nice) psi. Now imagine that, but 340 times stronger

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
how will this event help bitcoin?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ded posted:

how will this event help bitcoin?

It'll take a dive

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

armpit_enjoyer posted:

Yeah, that's 1 atmosphere, or 14.69 (nice) psi. Now imagine that, but 340 times stronger

can congress achieve this pressure differential when it collectively sucks corpo dick or clit?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

tater_salad posted:

I feel the worst about that one guy that tried to warn them and they fired him. Worst kind of validation he'll get in his life

Hopefully at least now the company's gone under (Pun intended) and will not surface again with their unregulated shitsub.

I can't stop thinking about the guy that noped the gently caress out of this trip after looking around at the sub and asking some basic questions and being completely sketched the hell out by the answers he got back. Survivor guilt is Not Fun.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

TheWeedNumber posted:

can congress achieve this pressure differential when it collectively sucks corpo dick or clit?

Pressure only matter when there's a differential. Congress ALWAYS sucks.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

shame on an IGA posted:

I can't stop thinking about the guy that noped the gently caress out of this trip after looking around at the sub and asking some basic questions and being completely sketched the hell out by the answers he got back. Survivor guilt is Not Fun.

I hadn't heard about that, got a link?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

It'll take a dive

this news is crushing me

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Flikken posted:

I hadn't heard about that, got a link?

https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/1671668555547557888/

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

ded posted:

this news is crushing me

This will have unfathomable consequences.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Oh he noped out of the program 4-5 years ago

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Maybe a billionare sacrifice will lead to a calm hurricane season 🤔

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

TheWeedNumber posted:

ayo look at this fuckboy right here



Neither of these men have ever cracked a genuine smile in their lives.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

CBJSprague24 posted:

Neither of these men have ever cracked a genuine smile in their lives.

Both their faces just scream 'I'm a sex offender'

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