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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Mr. Lobe posted:

Is this a request

what I was going for there, is that I doubt my height and weight advantage makes much difference against anyone who knows anything at all about fighting.

you heard it here first, tale of the tape means nothing

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My fighting style called 'curl up into fetal position and cry' remains undefeated.

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Jaxyon posted:

If they actually did it Musk would hire some high level trainer and be at nearly the same skill level as zuck but have 100lbs on him

Pains me to say but I'd have to put money on Musk

Andrew Tate offered to train Musk lmfao

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

same argument as that guy who said he could tackle Derrick Henry two out of a hundred times in a face-up drill

he's just gonna go through you like a Tesla goes through a child

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

By popular demand posted:

My fighting style called 'curl up into fetal position and cry' remains undefeated.

Add making GBS threads yourself to the mix and you're truly unbeatable

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

he's practically doing the bit where you put your hand on the person's forehead while they pinwheel their arms. lmao

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1672030267530149888

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Jaxyon posted:

If they actually did it Musk would hire some high level trainer and be at nearly the same skill level as zuck but have 100lbs on him

Pains me to say but I'd have to put money on Musk
What part of Elon's history suggests he has the attention span and self discipline to do this?

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
oh i hope jorp's having a meat delirium meltdown again

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
rip anyone in lv

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
in the crowd: "kick his rear end, zuck! punch him! hit him! do it!!! KILL HIM"

lurkeskywalker
Jul 12, 2016

Feels Villeneuve posted:

reach and height advantage. he would dominate zuckerberg easily

Musk will jack into the neurolink matrix, download the kung fu patch, and then proceed to kick himself to death

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005


I can understand being horny for Elon (who isn't?) but Zuckerberg? Eww.

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
clearly he simply means they should auction off drilling rights for charity

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

once I see the final rule set, I might actually wager money. both these guys are bozos but zucc looks a lot more primed for violence.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Godlessdonut posted:

I can understand being horny for Elon (who isn't?) but Zuckerberg? Eww.

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wouldnt gently caress the zuck

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

coconono posted:

once I see the final rule set, I might actually wager money. both these guys are bozos but zucc looks a lot more primed for violence.

100% this. i got 100 im rready to bet.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

cis

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014


reported

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Peterson wearing the I 💜 oil t shirt in the audience

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Godlessdonut posted:

I can understand being horny for Elon (who isn't?) but Zuckerberg? Eww.

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Got that backwards, bud

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


who would you rather bang: data or dukat? I know my answer.........................................

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
knuck if you Zuck

Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



Majorian posted:

knuck if you Zuck

thread title

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

big buck zuck cucks schmuck gently caress musk

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
FormerlyZuck's

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Rudeboy Detective posted:

who would you rather bang: data or dukat? I know my answer.........................................

on one hand data fucks but on the other hand dukat fucks ur mom and then calls u at 4 in the morning 20 years later to tell u about it

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Musk also offered to fight Putin one time lol

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
foolish guac bowl merchant

you cannot gently caress the zuck

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1672042739003985924

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i still dont understand how this started and hows its escalated so quickly

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Lpzie posted:

i still dont understand how this started and hows its escalated so quickly

two billionaires want more attention

some other billionaires got it for a few days

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

imagine if they were just doing it in fortnite...

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
maybe this fight should take place in a submarine


definitely it should

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Elon Musk Zucked me off?

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


fox news doing the lords work gassing elon up, i pray he’s watching

also lmao at them saying elon weighs *187* pounds

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1672078303862063104

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
hey thread

what's elon musk's wrestling name

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Mola Yam posted:

hey thread

what's elon musk's wrestling name

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
i should have a billion dollars, i think that would be enough money to live comfortably

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Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

fox news doing the lords work gassing elon up, i pray he’s watching

also lmao at them saying elon weighs *187* pounds

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1672078303862063104

Jesus loving christ this country is so stupid

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