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Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
look at those IQs lmao

they should do an IQ test after the fight so we can at least find out their real IQ's and they can pretend it's cause of the brain damage from teh fight

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Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

fox news doing the lords work gassing elon up, i pray he’s watching

also lmao at them saying elon weighs *187* pounds

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1672078303862063104

crazy to find out here that musk is only 5'0''

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

fox news doing the lords work gassing elon up, i pray he’s watching

also lmao at them saying elon weighs *187* pounds

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1672078303862063104

"musk has a 4 inch height advantage"

5'7" vs 6'1"


lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Just a Moron posted:

Jesus loving christ this country is so stupid

mad?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Rudeboy Detective posted:

who would you rather bang: data or dukat? I know my answer.........................................

data obviously. he learns fast and is endlessly eager to try new things. dukat seems like a 2 pump chump who never gets his partner off, nor cares to

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mola Yam posted:

hey thread

what's elon musk's wrestling name

https://i.imgur.com/DpdBMdg.mp4

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Mola Yam posted:

hey thread

what's elon musk's wrestling name

Cuck Taylor

e: Cuck Liddell also works, might be better

Majorian has issued a correction as of 06:29 on Jun 23, 2023

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021


As a hatter

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Just a Moron posted:

Jesus loving christ this country is so stupid

upset?

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
The gutless wonder

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
consider me a concerned citizen who is actively entertaining the thought that i might be made additionally irate by the words therein posted

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

look at those IQs lmao

they should do an IQ test after the fight so we can at least find out their real IQ's and they can pretend it's cause of the brain damage from teh fight

lol

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Mola Yam posted:

hey thread

what's elon musk's wrestling name

The Underminer.

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
Wokehorse

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Would Elon take a stunner worse than Trump? (Yes.)

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 kids

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

ben shapino posted:

"musk has a 4 inch height advantage"

5'7" vs 6'1"


lol

that's just how numbers count

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

cis-pac

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


Jorp thinks hes dreaming in his benzo meat coma and that none of this counts, like controlling your dreams

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Yes!

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES
everyone knows you just pay a lot of money for a trainer and the gains just happen, elomb will be fine

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


It's gonna be some chess in the octagon nerd cop out

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
I hope that zuckerberg goes crazy and beats the crap out of elons face and leaves it disfigured like the blond guy in fight club.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

I hope that zuckerberg goes crazy and beats the crap out of elons face and leaves it disfigured like the blond guy in fight club.

Zuck will hit Elon in the face and all that plastic for his jowls and chin will shift and become crooked like the panels of his cars

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
“i wanted to destroy something weird looking”

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

ELTON JOHN posted:

“i wanted to destroy something weird looking”

lol

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
I don't even want to see them fight, just put them on one of those 'are you smarter than a fifth grader' shows

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

mad.radhu posted:

I don't even want to see them fight, just put them on one of those 'are you smarter than a fifth grader' shows

this would be cool because it would be the only trivia game show where the entire game is one question and then arguing with the judges about the answer to that question

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i didn't know they compare iq in mma fights. pretty badass.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

So what Elon backed out? Why is his mom saying it's canceled but everyone else is talking like it's still on? Why is Elon such a weird little cowardly freak?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 375 days!

ben shapino posted:

So what Elon backed out? Why is his mom saying it's canceled but everyone else is talking like it's still on? Why is Elon such a weird little cowardly freak?

it has been speculated that he posts using his mom's account

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Who's sub can go lower?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It might be closer to this fight were Dave Bautista fought a tomato can whose pants fell down like King Hippo, except they'll gas out much faster:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X6GLh4zSUk


God drat bad MMA is so great, I love it

Bautista's reactions to the initial punches are pretty close to someone who has never been hit before

expect a lot of that in the Musk fight

Feels Villeneuve posted:

reach and height advantage. he would dominate zuckerberg easily

he's got little t-rex arms coming out of a giant flesh cube

Durf has issued a correction as of 15:31 on Jun 23, 2023

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Musk confronting Zuck

https://i.imgur.com/0s41FIj.mp4

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
I ship zuckmusk

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

mom says i can’t go to the cage match

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
In the pro elon thread we should discuss the path to victory.

Oil up like Peterson suggested. You can slip any holds zuck tries.

Close in and get ahold of him, implement the walrus. Secure victory.

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

I hope that zuckerberg goes crazy and beats the crap out of elons face and leaves it disfigured like the blond guy in fight club.

I wanted to destroy something boerful

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