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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



[drinking several glasses of water and fanning mouth] Should've warned me about the fancy stuff, 20% should be enough for anyone

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

For a second I thought Danish price tags had prices ending in thousandths. It's too early lol

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

dog nougat posted:

We have this at my work.



Wtf is the other 67%?? :thunk:

So if it's a concentrated 33% ketchup, does it mean you have to dilute it to get to the legal 33% concentration?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/844154283167809536

drove past this today

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Only a true gyro can defeat it.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Pookah posted:

Only a true gyro can defeat it.
:nice:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/ylg6dtG.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I think that one actually is food porn :holymoley:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Probably a reenactment of my anus after eating that mess.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

You might not like it, but that is what peak food porn looks like.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Sauce my burger hole.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

No thanks

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Blastin' on burgs

Skeetin' on sliders

Ropin' on round buns

Completin' on caramelized onions

Loadin' on lettuce

Nuttin' nacho cheese sauce

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

For a second I thought Danish price tags had prices ending in thousandths. It's too early lol

I worked in retail as a teenager and i remember a time a Danish lady came in with a group of Icelanders and almost shrieked when she saw the price was like 3000 until she remembered where she was.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/3IOZeQB.mp4

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



totally unnecessary i love it

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
food

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
ash all up in my crepes but yeah gimme some

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Ugh, burnt sugar tastes so bad.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

dog nougat posted:

We have this at my work.



Wtf is the other 67%?? :thunk:
33% ketchup concentrate
20% skill concentrate
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure concentrate
27% pain concentrate
and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



It's like they heard of a salamander and a blowtorch yet decided to go with the dumber option.
I'll bet that in addition to burning everything rather than caramelizing it also drops coal ash into the dessert.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Oh, it's a dessert thing with a hefty line of sugar? That makes more sense than anything I was guessing.

/e: duh now I see the caramel/chocolate leaking out

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



yeah i'm pretty sure they're Nalesniki/"polish pancakes"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Haven't the Polish people suffered enough?!

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Speaking of Polish tragedy, one of my favorite dishes growing up was Golumpkia.



Cabbage stuffed with rice and beef, with a thin tomato sauce on top, Polish meatloaf basically. One of the few dishes my mom didn't season, I'd dump a ton of salt and pepper on it at the table, later in life I made it with basically a kebab spice mixture, which improved it a lot.

I can't make it anymore because my Girlfriend doesn't like cabbage farts, and it's not a dish for 1.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Stuffed vine leaves are also great and not associated with flatulance.
you can also hollow out zucchinis and stuff them.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Stuff the filling into your mouth and pour tomato sauce all over yourself and present yourself to your girlfriend.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

OwlFancier posted:

Stuff the filling into your mouth and pour tomato sauce all over yourself and present yourself to your girlfriend.
Get out of here grandpa. It's 2023 and we all eat rear end. To update this for the times you must stuff the filling in your butt.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
new weird food IG just dropped

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I propose we switch to that naming convention for everything gelatin related. More congealed salad, please!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'll have the new york strip, but could i get it slopped up and congealed?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

a few pages back, hes got a whole bag of bread, should of dipped some bread.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Ensalada congelada actually has a ring to it

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Gelato Congelato?

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

OwlFancier posted:

Stuff the filling into your mouth and pour tomato sauce all over yourself and present yourself to your girlfriend.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Elviscat posted:

it's not a dish for 1.

Coward.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

teen witch posted:

new weird food IG just dropped



Obviously the congealed salad is the focus here, but a lime-cucumber salad actually sounds kinda nice

Realistically that recipe is probably also a travesty but I may just make something up on my own

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'd bet money that it's cucumber cubes in lime jello.

cucubes?

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Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

cucumbubes

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