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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Seth Pecksniff posted:

none can touch me :kheldragar:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

quote:

1. Crabs are crustaceans and belong to the same family as lobsters and shrimp.
2. There are over 4,500 species of crabs worldwide.
3. Crabs have a hard exoskeleton that protects their body.
4. The largest crab species is the Japanese spider crab, which can have a leg span of up to 12 feet.
5. The smallest crab species is the pea crab, which measures only a few millimeters in size.
6. Crabs have two claws, one larger for defense and capturing prey, and one smaller for cutting and tearing food.
7. Some species of crabs can regenerate their lost limbs.
8. The Horseshoe crab, often mistaken for a crab, is not a true crab but belongs to a different subphylum.
9. Crabs walk sideways because of the structure of their legs and the way their joints move.
10. Crabs are found in both saltwater and freshwater environments.
11. Coconut crabs are the largest terrestrial arthropods, and they can climb trees.
12. The eyes of crabs are located on stalks, allowing them to see in multiple directions.
13. Crabs have a highly developed sense of smell and taste.
14. Some species of crabs can make sounds by rubbing their claws or legs together.
15. Hermit crabs use empty seashells as their mobile homes.
16. The Peacock mantis shrimp is not a true mantis or a shrimp but is actually a type of crab.
17. Fiddler crabs have one claw that is much larger than the other, resembling a fiddle.
18. Some crabs, like the coconut crab, are known to have a strong grip and can exert significant force.
19. Crabs have a specialized gill system that allows them to breathe underwater.
20. The lifespan of crabs can vary widely depending on the species, ranging from a few years to several decades.
21. Crabs are omnivores and have a varied diet that includes algae, mollusks, small fish, and plant matter.
22. Some crabs, like the decorator crabs, attach camouflage materials such as algae and debris to their exoskeleton for better camouflage.
23. The movements of crabs are controlled by a series of muscles and tendons rather than bones.
24. Crabs molt their exoskeleton periodically as they grow, shedding their old shell and forming a new one.
25. Female crabs usually have a broader abdomen than males to accommodate their eggs.
26. Crabs have a well-developed nervous system and can exhibit complex behaviors.
27. The robber crab, also known as the coconut crab, is the largest land-living arthropod and can crack open coconuts with its strong pincers.
28. Some crabs are highly social and live in large groups, while others are solitary creatures.
29. The box crab gets its name from its square-shaped body.
30. Crabs have a unique way of walking called the "crab gait."
31. Ghost crabs are capable of changing color to blend in with their surroundings.
32. Crabs play an important ecological role by scavenging on dead organisms and keeping beaches clean.
33. The pebble crab has a shell that resembles a small pebble, providing excellent camouflage.
34. Some species of crabs, like the porcelain crab, are capable of regenerating lost limbs.
35. Coconut crabs are known to climb coconut trees, break open the coconuts, and eat the flesh inside.
36. The largest recorded coconut crab weighed about 9 pounds (4 kilograms). User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Mites on my balls.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/tantalum_shark/status/1671815787240357889
:craboot:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



I was worried that no one showed up to the party but I see one of their crab friends just out of frame, laughing and having the time of their life.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:craboot:

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



I wonder what the occasion is.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Beastie posted:

I wonder what the occasion is.

Mistle posted:

OP we need a poll on "best song for feeding billionaires to crabs."

The obvious answer is to do it again, with more billionaires(to ensure an accurate simulacrum). :getin:

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-q_8TKNG9w

Robot buddies, crab tactics, this video has it all

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beastie posted:

I wonder what the occasion is.

just happy to be a crab :kimchi:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Brutal Garcon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-q_8TKNG9w

Robot buddies, crab tactics, this video has it all

I’m too lazy to check, but does David Tennant only narrate crab videos for bbc earth? ‘Cause I could see him doing that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SYrvedL2PI

Edit: ah. He narrates spy in the wild.

Bored fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Jun 26, 2023

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/aqualuvsuotd/status/1673373710839955460



Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i like pom pom crabs and their dance they do

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/pinnings/status/1673698471650402304

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Plushies? No do crunchies

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1673977782165196800

:wink:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rvjwlv1wrv1zq8v22.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i didnt know they made them that small

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


the only limit of crabs is your imagination

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/K_theHermit/status/1674591121027264513

BACK AWAY FROM THE TIP TOP

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/kanikkokan/status/1674617503425921025

stuck on the crossword

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

I feel like this is Australian

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SivpLzwYSYE&t=356s

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I feel like this is Australian

It would be called a lobsto or crabbo or something that ends with an O

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
thats a lobbo mate

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://i.imgur.com/BBVCpbh.mp4

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Humans pay thousands of dollars an hour for this.
When all you had to be was crab.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/othatsraspberry/status/1675023300362371072

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
New Planet 2 doc has a great crab segment about the Christmas Island crab migration. Some stunning footage of crabs caught on camera. Beautiful gorgeous crabse.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rv21dsMwyl1qc6jxf.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Felt like this needed some lights and sound

https://i.imgur.com/V41OqQf.mp4

:crabdrugs:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Captain Hygiene posted:

Felt like this needed some lights and sound

https://i.imgur.com/V41OqQf.mp4

:crabdrugs:

buy the ticket, take the ride.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Captain Hygiene posted:

Felt like this needed some lights and sound

https://i.imgur.com/V41OqQf.mp4

:crabdrugs:
Nah the lobster just needs a cowboy hat imo

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene posted:

Felt like this needed some lights and sound

https://i.imgur.com/V41OqQf.mp4

:crabdrugs:

:crabdrugs: :yeeclaw:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7o8aY5uPIQ

The eels are enemies!

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://i.imgur.com/yKVhQXv.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Video cuts out before he hits the bottleneck where all of the other crabs on melons are also trying to get home after their workday.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

p. sure that's a coconut
also that's a boat

the music should be lonely island's "I'm on a boat"

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


look at him

he is the crabtain now :yeeclaw:

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