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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

History Comes Inside! posted:

Is he fat hero or thin hero right now
When ppl gain mass as they age it’s one of two things: Where the mass is muscle, that’s steroids. For everyone else, there’s carbs.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Hero is here to help punk diet

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
oh so that was the 250 lbs required in punk's contract

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

STONE COLD 64 posted:

Hero is here to help punk diet

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Basic Chunnel posted:

When ppl gain mass as they age it’s one of two things: Where the mass is muscle, that’s steroids. For everyone else, there’s carbs.

Wait, he has crabs?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/ekillaah/status/1670191506311847939

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Look at all those empty seats AEW in the mud

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
"I want Ace Steel backstage"

"Done"

*calls Chris Hero*

"Chris, can you change your worked name to Ace Steele?"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ROH:

Gringo Loco defeats Willie Mack
Trish Adora defeats Allysin Kay
Kyle Fletcher defeats Silas Young
Daniel Garcia defeats Rocky Romero in a Pure match. Postmatch Garcia continues the attack but Orange Cassidy chases him off
The Embassy (Brian Cage and Gates of Agony [Bishop Kaun and Toa Linoa]) win a trios match over local talent
Dalton Castle defeats Josh Woods
The Infantry (Carlie Bravo and Shawn Dean) defeat the Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) after Adora prevents Maria Kanellis from interfering
Big Bill and Lee Moriarty defeat Matt Sydal and Blake Christian
Dark Order (Alex Reynolds and John Silver) defeat Bang Bros (Davey Bang and August Matthews). Postmatch the Righteous (Vincent, Dutch, and Stu Grayson) challenge Dark Order
Leila Grey defeats Diamante
Darius Martin, AR Fox and Action Andretti defeat Shane Taylor and the WorkHorsemen (JD Drake and Anthony Henry)
Athena retains the women's title over Kiera Hogan in a Chicago street fight

fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

Chris James 2 posted:

Bang Bros (Davey Bang and August Matthews)

Lol what the gently caress, never heard of those guys

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

fawning deference posted:

Lol what the gently caress, never heard of those guys

look em up, they are a great tag team

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Choom Gangster posted:

look em up, they are a great tag team

Is their gimmick what you’d think it would be

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





put the Bang Bros in the Bang Bang Gang

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Matches announced for Impact tapings in Atlanta:

FRIDAY
Alex Shelley vs. Brian Myers
Deonna Purrazzo vs. Taylor Wilde
Chris Sabin vs. Trey Miguel
Jonathan Gresham vs. Angels
Courtney Rush vs. Gisele Shaw
Masha Slamovich vs. KiLynn King

SATURDAY
The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Nick Aldis & Lio Rush
Trinity vs. Jai Vidal
Deonna Purrazzo open challenge
Rich Swann & Sami Callihan vs. Moose & Brian Myers
“Speedball” Mike Bailey vs. Kevin Knight

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

adam cole vs filthy mother effing tom lawlor for forbidden door

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Douki got over

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rampage:

Swerve Strickland and United Empire (Will Ospreay, Jeff Cobb and Kyle Fletcher) defeat YOH and Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Trent Beretta and Rocky Romero)
MJF interrupts Adam Cole speaking and announces Filthy Tom Lawlor will fight Cole at Forbidden Door. Tom attacks Cole
Billy Gunn and the Acclaimed (Max Caster and Anthony Bowens) win a trios match. Postmatch QT Marshall, Aaron Solo and Johnny Elite attack them
Skye Blue defeats Anna Jay to advance in the Owen tournament
Jungle Boy defeats DOUKI

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jun 22, 2023

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Basic bitches: I can't believe I got to see Danielson and Okada in the same ring together
People of enlightened taste: I can't believe I got to see the Harley Cameron nuclear heat segment

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
FILTHY CLAPS AT FORB

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Filthy Tom ftmfw

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
MAIN EVENT DOUKI

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

xbilkis posted:

Basic bitches: I can't believe I got to see Danielson and Okada in the same ring together
People of enlightened taste: I can't believe I got to see the Harley Cameron nuclear heat segment

It sounds so sick.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Why is Johnny Elite with QT Marshall now?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
ROH Dark Match: Lucha Bros, Komander, Hijo del Vikingo vs Workhorsemen, Gringo Loco & Shane Taylor

also probably not making TV anywhere as a real dark match because no ROH apron was skirt was on the ring: Emi Sakura vs Hikaru Shida vs Mei Suruga happened.

KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jun 22, 2023

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Drakkel posted:

Why is Johnny Elite with QT Marshall now?

They knew they needed a good "*squints* Wait, who is that...?" debut to really cement that as an all-timer segment

My first thought was "Well, he's dressed like Big Bill but he's definitely not that big, so."

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Seams posted:

MAIN EVENT DOUKI

Tony Khan is crazy enough to pay for Passion Pit, I hope.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Man, Anna JAS's stock has really taken a dive. She needs to get back into doing deathmatches

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Drakkel posted:

Why is Johnny Elite with QT Marshall now?

My guess is Johnny's whole "semi famous himbo" gimmick fits the weird tmz thing QT is doing

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Drakkel posted:

Why is Johnny Elite with QT Marshall now?

Probably will help QT chest at Triplemania against Penta

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Chris James 2 posted:

Rampage:
Jungle Boy defeats DOUKI

Of course Tony is a coward.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

El Gallinero Gros posted:

My guess is Johnny's whole "semi famous himbo" gimmick fits the weird tmz thing QT is doing
It's a good personality fit if you remember WorldWide Underground.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Alaois posted:

Filthy Tom ftmfw

I'm so loving excited for this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Impact:

Dirty Dango defeats Crazzy Steve. Postmatch Dango insults Santino Marella, Santino distracts Dango and Heath attacks Dango
Chris Sabin retains the X title over Trey Miguel by DQ after Zachary Wentz returns and attacks Sabin. Alex Shelley makes the save
Lio Rush defeats Jack Price
Masha Slamovich defeats KiLynn King after Killer Kelly prevents Taylor Wilde from interfering. Masha and Kelly leave together
Kenny King defeats Yuya Uemura. Joe Hendry interrupts King's postmatch celebration
Nick Aldis calls out Shelley. They brawl, Sabin tries to help but Lio attacks him
Eddie Edwards defeats Frankie Kazarian
Sami Callihan and Rich Swann defeat Champagne Singh and Mahabali Shera
Jonathan Gresham defeats Alan Angels. Postmatch Angels shakes Gresham's hand despite the rest of the Design telling him not to, Angels leaves with Gresham after pushing Deaner
Gisele Shaw defeats Courtney Rush
Johnny Swinger defeats Chic Donovan but Ernest the Cat Miller orders the match restarted; Chic wins, Swinger still hasn't won a real match in the company since 2021 and needs 50 for a world title shot
Chris Bey defeats Kevin Knight
Deonna Purrazzo defeats Wilde
Shelley retains the world title over Brian Myers
Steve Maclin defeats PCO in a street fight. Postmatch Maclin calls himself the King of Extreme; Tommy Dreamer comes out and helps PCO beat up Maclin. With the TV cameras off Dreamer tells the crowd his mom died last month and he's recovering from his third fight with skin cancer, and places like Impact are why he still keeps finding strength to go. He promises to wrestle on Sunday's taping, the first time he's done it in that specific arena since 2001

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


RoH giving us El Desperado vs Willie Mack

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Shingo/Bushi/Hiromu fighting for the 6 man belts

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



Rude you can't doxx me like that

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Impact:

Trinity Fatu defeats Jai Vidal. Postmatch Gisele Shaw and Savannah Evans attack Trinity, Deonna Purrazzo makes the save
PCO defeats the Good Hands (Jason Hotch and John Skyler). Postmatch Scott D'Amore prevents the Good Hands from attacking PCO, but Bully Ray and Steve Maclin attack with a chair. They cuff D'Amore to the ropes as they put PCO through a table
Lio Rush and Nick Aldis defeat Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin)
Zachary Wentz defeats Chris Bey
Speedball Mike Bailey defeats Kevin Knight
Deonna wins an open challenge answered by Jody Threat. Postmatch all of the Knockouts roster brawl and get separated, and then just Trinity and Deonna brawl and get separated
Moose and Brian Myers defeat Sami Callihan and Rich Swann
Ace Austin wins a fourway over Alan Angels, Trey Miguel and Jonathan Gresham
The Coven (Taylor Wilde and KiLynn King) and the Design (Deaner and Kon) defeat Death Dollz (Jessicka Havok and Courtney Rush) and Decay (Crazzy Steve and Black Taurus)
Killer Kelly and Masha Slamovich defeat Gisele and Savannah
Tommy Dreamer defeats Champagne Singh in a hardcore match

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

speedball and knight sounds great

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Big Yuj Takahashi was on the ROH tapings. Lol and/or lmao

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