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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Lifespan posted:

:lol:

But seriously, what's the over/under on Prigtastic still being alive?

two months, taking the under

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Runa
Feb 13, 2011


lmfao

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Ohhhh, his name is Denys.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/maria_drutska/status/1672920180379271168

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
I'm surprised McDonald's hasn't already returned to Russia. The sanctions were always a joke.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

Putin opposes US and NATO imperialism, and occasionally expresses nostalgia for the Soviet era. That's it, that's all there is to it. It doesn't matter that he's an authoritarian quasi-dictator presiding over a crony-capitalist system that is deeply sexist, homophobic and jingoistic. It doesn't matter that he launches his own imperialist wars of conquest, causing the deaths of tens of thousands of people. It doesn't matter that his supposed attachment to the Soviet Union is purely an expression of Russian nationalism and chauvinism. All that matters is that he's sticking it to America.

These people are inevitably deeply Americentric, anything 'bad' that happens must be a direct consequence of American interference, the people involved are always denied agency if they behave in a way that is undesirable. This is the reason why they're so desperate to portray the current conflict as nothing but a proxy war, as even they can't deny that the overwhelming majority of Ukrainians (regardless of language or region) despises Russia and its actions.

Yeah it's bitterly ironic that the most anti American people are usually the most americentric. And also ironic that if you go far enough along that spectrum you basically get to the point of treating non Westerners as if they have no agency whatsoever. Ya know, racism.

Worst for this are arguably CCP stans. Oh there's no human rights violations there. If you say there are, then ackshually you are engaging in orientalism by *checks notes* being ignorant of the inscrutable culture of the mystical Han people.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005


For context:

https://twitter.com/DanKaszeta/status/1672981957129515016?s=20

https://twitter.com/DanKaszeta/status/1578029405250605061?s=20

zone
Dec 6, 2016

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:lol:

He's either dead or wish he was

Or he's defecting

Going to say 90/10 split

Dude rolled a nat 1 on that insight check with Poot's deal

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Coupa grovir.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




always amazed when i see those bombed out, burned out husks of buildings that are still standing and probably more structurally sound in that state than your average miami condo tower

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
"Plans love silence." So he's got something else up his sleeve, or he just wants people to think he does.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

It doesn't seem to bode well for Putin that he let both Prigo and his mutinous troops get off the hook. I think you'd want to make one or the other take the rap, making further mutineers distrustful of each other, but I guess Putin lacked the leverage for that. If you can defy Putin and get away with it even without truly succeeding, then I assume a lot of other parties just got a lot more interested in similar shenanigans. Not to mention Prigo probably gained a lot more potential followers by showing that he's looking out for his troops.

Minorkos fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jun 25, 2023

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006

Avirosb posted:

Maybe they'd do better without the embargo. Maybe.

Maybe, but it's also a very convinient thing to blame every time someone complains about being grifted, used, opressed or thrown in jail by the dictator.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
IIRC what hosed over Cuba was USSR falling apart and stopping subsidizing them

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Drone_Fragger posted:

Cuba is great actually, they have really cool frogs there and they're very large and noisy frogs too.

*(this paid post on behalf of the frog tourism lobby in cuba ltd)*

We have Cuban frogs in Florida, just go to Florida*

*don't

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What's the Florida of Russia?

Is it Russia?

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

https://meduza.io/en/feature/2023/06/25/putin-was-nowhere-to-be-found

Meduza piece on the uprising / coup / special domestic operation. Key quotes:

quote:

Meduza’s sources believe that Prigozhin probably realized that “he’d gone too far” and “prospects for his column to continue to advance were dim.” At that point, his fighters were already approaching the Oka River, where the Russian army and the National Guard had set up their first line of defense. Despite Prigozhin’s claims that the “whole army” was ready to join him, Wagner received no additional support from soldiers in the first hours of the uprising.

The Kremlin most likely realized that Prigozhin’s calculations had changed, and then decided to avoid a “bloody confrontation” with Wagner. The final round of negotiations reportedly included the Kremlin’s chief of staff Anton Vaino, the secretary of Russia’s Security Council Nikolai Patrushev, and the Russian ambassador to Belarus Boris Gryzlov — while Lukashenko took the lead role. According to one source close to the Kremlin, Prigozhin insisted that negotiations include top officials. Given Putin’s reluctance to engage with Prigozhin, negotiators were left with few options.

“Prigozhin needed a trusted third party to exit and save face. That’s where Lukashenko came in. He enjoys publicity — that’s why he agreed,” said Meduza’s source. It clearly benefits Lukashenko, who knows how to benefit from the publicity of becoming the one “saving Russia from bloodshed, or worse — a potential civil war,” said the source.


Meduza’s sources add that Prigozhin ultimately ended up losing out from the rebellion. “He’s been expelled from Russia. The president won’t forgive this,” one source explained. While the exact details of Prigozhin’s future still have to be worked out, he “won’t have the same kind of influences and resources as he did before.” There may also be changes to personnel in the Russia’s defense ministry, “though this would be due to the ministry’s internal issues, rather than Prigozhin’s demands.”

quote:

Another one of Meduza’s source close to the Russian leadership doubts that there would be personnel changes in the defense ministry anytime soon, stating that “Putin almost never bends under pressure.”

Meduza’s sources added that the rebellion weakens Putin’s position: “He was unable to get down to Prigozhin’s level, but he was nowhere to be found after yesterday’s national address. He’s the first in command, and takes control when necessary. He shouldn’t make Lukashenko the public face and allow Russia’s security officials [siloviki] to lead negotiations.”

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



:eyepop:

Minorkos posted:

It doesn't seem to bode well for Putin that he let both Prigo and his mutinous troops get off the hook. I think you'd want to make one or the other take the rap, making further mutineers distrustful of each other, but I guess Putin lacked the leverage for that. If you can defy Putin and get away with it even without truly succeeding, then I assume a lot of other parties just got a lot more interested in similar shenanigans. Not to mention Prigo probably gained a lot more potential followers by showing that he's looking out for his troops.

Putin is a vindictive mofo who remembers slights for years and then manages to spice someone's tea while they think they are safe. He's planning to get rid of everyone in charge of the mutiny.

The thing is, he's currently in such a weak position that those guys will try again before any payback plan gets in motion. World champion 4D chess player indeed.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Der Kyhe posted:

If this guy defects to West because of how Putin handled his case, I'll need to seek medical help for overdose on schadenfreude.

The guy knows each and every powerbroker, smuggler, mole and insider contact Putin and other oligarchs have ever used anywhere to either run their businesses, avoid EU/NATO embargo, or to destabilize Western governments.

Thats an interesting question, and perhaps other reason why this dude is loving toasted has soon Putin can find him.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

deoju posted:

"Plans love silence." So he's got something else up his sleeve, or he just wants people to think he does.

We are witnessing cope within cope within cope, people

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006


Lots of people speculate that the reason Prigo pulled out (heh) was because he wasn't getting the support from elites he would have wanted.

This is most def just a "putting it out there" theory. But, what if it had something to do with Putin leaving Moscow?

Like going to Moscow became useless with Putin not there. Or maybe Putin got forced out somehow and he's now a prisoner? Would explain the total radio silence.

Just a malformed theory with nothing much going for it. Maybe the next few days will shed light on it.

Things look weird when there's relevant information missing. And this thing looks weird af.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

The Moon Monster posted:

We have Cuban frogs in Florida, just go to Florida*

*don't

No. The Breasts-of-Julie frog cannot be found in Florida. So there.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Oldsmobile posted:

Lots of people speculate that the reason Prigo pulled out (heh) was because he wasn't getting the support from elites he would have wanted.

This is most def just a "putting it out there" theory. But, what if it had something to do with Putin leaving Moscow?

Like going to Moscow became useless with Putin not there. Or maybe Putin got forced out somehow and he's now a prisoner? Would explain the total radio silence.

Just a malformed theory with nothing much going for it. Maybe the next few days will shed light on it.

Things look weird when there's relevant information missing. And this thing looks weird af.

You don't say?

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

EorayMel posted:

What's the Florida of Russia?

Is it Russia?

Florida is the Florida of Russia

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

EorayMel posted:

What's the Florida of Russia?

Is it Russia?

Sochi

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Mr. Sunshine posted:

oops d'état

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Oldsmobile posted:

Lots of people speculate that the reason Prigo pulled out (heh) was because he wasn't getting the support from elites he would have wanted.

This is most def just a "putting it out there" theory. But, what if it had something to do with Putin leaving Moscow?

Like going to Moscow became useless with Putin not there. Or maybe Putin got forced out somehow and he's now a prisoner? Would explain the total radio silence.

Just a malformed theory with nothing much going for it. Maybe the next few days will shed light on it.

Things look weird when there's relevant information missing. And this thing looks weird af.
There's no way Prigozhin counted on Putin just sitting there to be captured while they slowly drove over there for 12 hours. Wagner occupying Moscow would be such a tremendous clusterfuck for the government that it would be enough to cause something drastic imo.

So far it looks like Prigozhin just got what he wanted, which was removing Putin's buddy from the MoD. To me it suggests he had a pretty strong position to force this, but it kind depends on what "going to Belarus" really means.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

mobby_6kl posted:

So far it looks like Prigozhin just got what he wanted, which was removing Putin's buddy from the MoD.

Has this been confirmed? Last I heard they said they weren't going to make any personnel changes at the MoD as a result of this poo poo parade.

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006

I mean, with zero info available, all there is to do is speculate like crazy.

Prigozhin "getting what he wanted" isn't exactly clear either.

E: Shoigu is nervous, accodring to Telegram rumors: https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1673072309668544513

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

PinheadSlim posted:

Has this been confirmed? Last I heard they said they weren't going to make any personnel changes at the MoD as a result of this poo poo parade.

No, though something might be happening per the usual rumor mill.

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1673072309668544513?cxt=HHwWgoCw1deZ-bcuAAAA

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PinheadSlim posted:

Has this been confirmed? Last I heard they said they weren't going to make any personnel changes at the MoD as a result of this poo poo parade.
I'm pretty sure I saw a post here reporting two names of the guys that are supposed to replace him. If that turned out to be bullshit :shrug:

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
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Oldsmobile posted:

I mean, with zero info available, all there is to do is speculate like crazy.

Prigozhin "getting what he wanted" isn't exactly clear either.

E: Shoigu is nervous, accodring to Telegram rumors: https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1673072309668544513

'telegram rumors' is being generous here

naem
May 29, 2011

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Shoigu is increasingly isolated.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Tarkus posted:

Shoigu is increasingly isolated.

The photos that have just been released of a search of his office are mildly damning so it's clear they're going to screw him

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
lmao

Nieuw Amsterdam
Dec 1, 2006

Dignité. Toujours, dignité.

mobby_6kl posted:

IIRC what hosed over Cuba was USSR falling apart and stopping subsidizing them

Cuba can trade freely with the EU and China, they don’t lack trade opportunities.

They problem is they don’t have any high value goods to trade, there is no heavy industry and no oil and there’s only so much sugar and rum you can export.

Tropical islands have two pathways: tourism and subsidy.

Cuba has plenty of tourism, Euros and Canadians go in droves.

Nobody wants to subsidize them because you can’t put a giant rear end military base next to the United States, embargo or no embargo it’s going to trigger a severe reaction.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

the popes toes posted:

The photos that have just been released of a search of his office are mildly damning so it's clear they're going to screw him



Where is his collection of wood? He'd never leave without it

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