YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

jeebus bob posted:

3Deez Nuts

# ? Jun 23, 2023 13:41

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 28, 2024 04:05

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1672179948734251008

# ? Jun 23, 2023 15:31

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1672179948734251008

:clap: get :clap: her :clap: rear end :clap:

# ? Jun 23, 2023 15:44

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Jonny 290 posted:

the bills are ridiculous

# ? Jun 23, 2023 15:49

Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1672179948734251008

dingo stole my bathers

# ? Jun 23, 2023 15:53

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

akadajet posted:

:clap: get :clap: her :clap: rear end :clap:

# ? Jun 23, 2023 15:55

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/khyperia/status/1671901034736656392?t=zR5Ev51-7T9jiyhoLYstaw&s=19

# ? Jun 23, 2023 20:54

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

lomarf sometimes its the weird rather than just the rude that make me lol

https://twitter.com/ActualNames1/status/1672283418640678912

Introducing yourself in the James Bond fashion

# ? Jun 23, 2023 20:57

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/khyperia/status/1671901034736656392?t=zR5Ev51-7T9jiyhoLYstaw&s=19

this is/was super common. seen it for minecraft too.

# ? Jun 23, 2023 21:14

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/khyperia/status/1671901034736656392?t=zR5Ev51-7T9jiyhoLYstaw&s=19

them not mentioning "real audio" is how you know they're not an old

# ? Jun 23, 2023 22:27

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I lol every time I remember that doom lan servers default to port 666

# ? Jun 23, 2023 23:05

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/czarmitch/status/1671940522104045570

# ? Jun 23, 2023 23:26

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1672179948734251008

mate

# ? Jun 23, 2023 23:54

Pythagoras a trois: Feb 19, 2004; I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

haveblue posted:

I lol every time I remember that doom lan servers default to port 666

who even has those kind of permissions these days?

# ? Jun 24, 2023 01:02

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

RokosCockatrice posted:

who even has those kind of permissions these days?

people running dos

# ? Jun 24, 2023 01:06

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

RokosCockatrice posted:

who even has those kind of permissions these days?

we live in a fallen world my friend

# ? Jun 24, 2023 01:16

jeebus bob: Nov 4, 2004; Festina lente

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1672179948734251008

Put another crimp on the booty

# ? Jun 24, 2023 08:41

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/memesbreakcore/status/1672374491509575680?s=20

# ? Jun 25, 2023 01:18

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/memesbreakcore/status/1672374491509575680?s=20

sounds like the scooby doo gang is at it again

# ? Jun 25, 2023 01:51

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

https://twitter.com/CursedVideos/status/1673009974245564416?s=20

# ? Jun 26, 2023 00:59

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

MrQueasy posted:

https://twitter.com/CursedVideos/status/1673009974245564416?s=20

i could watch these literally all day

# ? Jun 26, 2023 01:06

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

Kenny Logins posted:

i could watch these literally all day

Same, though I like more the ones that have an actually cursed vibe to them.

This one is good because it's hilarious AND well done.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 01:30

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

https://twitter.com/Hhhjjjjjjhhhhh/status/1672590804378951681

# ? Jun 26, 2023 02:18

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/sawdustbear/status/1673019722126839810

# ? Jun 26, 2023 04:43

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/sawdustbear/status/1673019722126839810

why would you do this to me

# ? Jun 26, 2023 04:48

betty boof: Jun 2, 2023; presented by SPUDNUTS

https://twitter.com/ConnorDaleyVT/status/1671237432493105152?t=kNwVPcMQ4hN7iPGqSecT7Q&s=19

# ? Jun 26, 2023 06:57

Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/sawdustbear/status/1673019722126839810

this rules

# ? Jun 26, 2023 17:31

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

https://twitter.com/K_theHermit/status/1673262125740077057

rock animal

# ? Jun 26, 2023 17:48

polyester concept: Mar 29, 2017

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/sawdustbear/status/1673019722126839810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HlegQjcP4

# ? Jun 26, 2023 18:07

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1672983827818459137

# ? Jun 26, 2023 20:49

jeebus bob: Nov 4, 2004; Festina lente

Sapozhnik posted:

https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1672983827818459137

Yes except wikipedia because I don't have time to read whole non-fiction books

# ? Jun 26, 2023 20:54

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

https://twitter.com/The_GM_is_God/status/1673121537392627714?s=20

# ? Jun 26, 2023 21:02

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

there are some excellent youtubes about famous naval battles. i recommend montemayor for all of your pacific theater needs

# ? Jun 26, 2023 22:54

dioxazine: Oct 14, 2004

yi sunsin is the greatest admiral

# ? Jun 26, 2023 22:57

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 23:54

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

i bet gpt could legitimately do a modern snl writer's job and nobody would notice

# ? Jun 27, 2023 00:00

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

yep its about the same

quote:

Here is a short skit I wrote in the style of a script for "Saturday Night Live" about the recent OceanGate Titan submersible incident. I hope you enjoy it.

[INT. OCEANGATE HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT]

A group of OCEANGATE EXECUTIVES are having an emergency meeting in a conference room. They look nervous and worried.

EXECUTIVE 1: Alright, people, we have a serious situation here. The Titan submersible has imploded during its descent to the Titanic, and we have no contact with the five passengers on board.

EXECUTIVE 2: How did this happen? I thought the Titan was supposed to be fail-safe. It had seven different ways to return to the surface!

EXECUTIVE 3: Well, apparently none of them worked. The sub was using an experimental carbon fiber hull that was supposed to be lighter and stronger than titanium or steel, but it cracked under the immense water pressure.

EXECUTIVE 4: And who approved this experimental design?

EXECUTIVE 3: That would be Stockton Rush, the CEO and designer of the Titan. He was also one of the passengers on board.

EXECUTIVE 4: Oh, great. So we lost our boss and our most expensive submersible in one go.

EXECUTIVE 1: Not to mention the four other passengers who paid $125,000 each for this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

EXECUTIVE 2: Who were they?

EXECUTIVE 1: Let's see... We have David Pogue, a CBS Sunday Morning correspondent who was doing a story on the expedition...

EXECUTIVE 2: OK, that's bad.

EXECUTIVE 1: ...James Cameron, the director of Titanic and Avatar...

EXECUTIVE 2: Oh, that's worse.

EXECUTIVE 1: ...Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and founder of Tesla and SpaceX...

EXECUTIVE 2: Oh, come on!

EXECUTIVE 1: ...and Kate Winslet, the actress who starred in Titanic.

EXECUTIVE 2: You've got to be kidding me!

EXECUTIVE 4: This is a nightmare. We're going to be sued by their families, their fans, their lawyers, their studios... We're going to be bankrupt in no time.

EXECUTIVE 3: Wait a minute. Maybe there's still hope. Maybe they're still alive somehow.

EXECUTIVE 1: How? The sub imploded at a depth of over two miles. The pressure down there is over a thousand times greater than at sea level. There's no way anyone could survive that.

EXECUTIVE 3: Well, maybe they had some kind of emergency escape pod or something.

EXECUTIVE 1: No, they didn't. The only safety gear they had was a fire extinguisher and fire masks.

EXECUTIVE 3: Well, maybe they used those to create some kind of air bubble or something.

EXECUTIVE 1: No, they didn't. The fire extinguisher and fire masks were crushed along with the rest of the sub.

EXECUTIVE 3: Well, maybe they used their wits and ingenuity to improvise some kind of solution or something.

EXECUTIVE 1: No, they didn't. They were too busy screaming and panicking as they saw their doom approaching.

[The executives fall silent for a moment.]

EXECUTIVE 4: Well... maybe they're in a better place now.

[The executives nod solemnly.]

[Cut to EXT. UNDERWATER - NIGHT]

The wreckage of the Titan submersible is lying on the ocean floor among debris and fish. A faint light is coming from inside the sub.

[Cut to INT. TITAN SUBMERSIBLE - NIGHT]

The five passengers are miraculously alive and unharmed inside a small air pocket in the sub. They are sitting around a laptop that is playing Titanic on Netflix.