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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Shogi posted:

wait was the quote about the ethereal bisexual etc real lol, I thought that was photoshopped for some reason

nope it was real. literally written by obama and published by him

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Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
lol jeez. i, uhh, I studied some Foucaults

Must have mentally filed that with lil homie gay-rear end

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Shogi posted:

lol jeez. i, uhh, I studied some Foucaults

Must have mentally filed that with lil homie gay-rear end

while he didn't exactly say "lil homie gay rear end" he did, during a speech at a paid dinner, say that lil homie gay rear end would never become president because he was gay

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Which in turn reminded me of Pete, well aware documentary cameras were on him, staring his husband straight in the face and saying he'd do anything to cure his gayness.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Tactical cinnamon roll might legit be the funniest political thing I've ever encountered

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MikeCrotch posted:

Tactical cinnamon roll might legit be the funniest political thing I've ever encountered

Trumpstaresatsun.jpg

But it is the funniest excuse I can think of, and all for ratboy, which makes it even funnier


What's that location, just some random place? Kinda small

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's incredibly funny that anyone bought rat boy's "military service".

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Shogi posted:

wait was the quote about the ethereal bisexual etc real lol, I thought that was photoshopped for some reason

Straight from his book lol

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's incredibly funny that anyone bought rat boy's "military service".

Or his public service! he was a loving mayor of a nothing town and that's it!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Futanari Damacy posted:

Or his public service! he was a loving mayor of a nothing town and that's it!

he didn't even do that, really. he skipped out on his job for the military cosplay photo op.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Futanari Damacy posted:

Or his public service! he was a loving mayor of a nothing town and that's it!

and the people saying we should take a random mediocre mayor and make him president were overwhelmingly the same people saying Hillary was “the most qualified” just four years prior.

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola

bedpan posted:

while he didn't exactly say "lil homie gay rear end" he did, during a speech at a paid dinner, say that lil homie gay rear end would never become president because he was gay

why is it all real…

Pete Buttigieg workshopped the pronunciation of his own name for electability. Also the democrats rigged Iowa for him and mired any lefty momentum in weeks of poo poo using an app called Shadow, made by ‘Shadow, Inc.’ and funded by ACRONYM. Just out there dabbing on you MGS-style

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Pete giving an interview in his home office which has a map of mineral deposits through afghanistan

https://www.vogue.com/article/pete-buttigieg-interview

quote:

Showing me into a living room where books on display range from Thomas Piketty’s Capital in the Twenty-First Century to Peanuts: A Golden Celebration, he takes a seat in front of a huge resource-and-mineral map of Afghanistan.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Shogi posted:

why is it all real…

Pete Buttigieg workshopped the pronunciation of his own name for electability. Also the democrats rigged Iowa for him and mired any lefty momentum in weeks of poo poo using an app called Shadow, made by ‘Shadow, Inc.’ and funded by ACRONYM. Just out there dabbing on you MGS-style

fyi: official winner of the iowa primary in 2020 was joe biden

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

bedpan posted:

while he didn't exactly say "lil homie gay rear end" he did, during a speech at a paid dinner, say that lil homie gay rear end would never become president because he was gay

Gay AND too short.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Shogi posted:

why is it all real…

Pete Buttigieg workshopped the pronunciation of his own name for electability. Also the democrats rigged Iowa for him and mired any lefty momentum in weeks of poo poo using an app called Shadow, made by ‘Shadow, Inc.’ and funded by ACRONYM. Just out there dabbing on you MGS-style

i wish reality was less dumb than mgs but i'd settle for at least having hot cyborgs but we have neither instead

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

Not just any dad, a Brooklyn Dad! And he's DEFIANT!

Guys worse than all of the Lincoln Project put together, total DNC brainworm ground zero

'defiant of trump' was a soft rebrand for him from 'defiant of the family court judge' lol

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Mandoric posted:

'defiant of trump' was a soft rebrand for him from 'defiant of the family court judge' lol

"In victory, magnanimity; in defeat, defiance" - Brooklyn Dad

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Mandoric posted:

'defiant of trump' was a soft rebrand for him from 'defiant of the family court judge' lol

oh lmao is that his history?

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Weka posted:

Gay AND too short.

too innocent and too GAY

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

projecthalaxy posted:

Which in turn reminded me of Pete, well aware documentary cameras were on him, staring his husband straight in the face and saying he'd do anything to cure his gayness.
I hate to defend him, but he was talking about how he felt when he was a teenager, which seems understandable.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Shogi posted:

why is it all real…

Pete Buttigieg workshopped the pronunciation of his own name for electability. Also the democrats rigged Iowa for him and mired any lefty momentum in weeks of poo poo using an app called Shadow, made by ‘Shadow, Inc.’ and funded by ACRONYM. Just out there dabbing on you MGS-style

Political momentum doesn't exist imo

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
don’t let jon lansman fool you that momentum as a concept is fake

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

The Leck posted:

too innocent and too GAY

They had a limo waiting for him purely based on the notion of meme guy + meme president = actual pardon

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Futanari Damacy posted:

Or his public service! he was a loving mayor of a nothing town and that's it!

The height of American hubris was forcing sovereign nations around the globe have to learn about South Bend Indiana

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Listen here, bud..

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



wisconsin is voting blue

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013


When he's right he's right

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Duck Dynasty

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

bedpan posted:

while he didn't exactly say "lil homie gay rear end" he did, during a speech at a paid dinner, say that lil homie gay rear end would never become president because he was gay

gay and short!

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Futanari Damacy posted:

Or his public service! he was a loving mayor of a nothing town and that's it!

a notably lovely mayor at that, mostly known for killing a small child by trying to algorithm traffic stops and running interference for racist police

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

“Tone it down? I wanna turn it up! … You’re a political pro? Let me tell you something. I’m a pro at life. I’ve been around a time or two. I know guys like you, with your hair and skin …”

-Donald Trump

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
trump loving that chair

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Clint Eastwood scolding that chair.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

First Lady Hillary Clinton trying to reform health care, people saying the same "socialism!" rhetoric and it getting stamped down. Then, years later when she's running for President the healthcare reform section of her site is all mean-tested nonsense which would effectively do nothing. thanks hilldawg

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Hillary fuckin lost lmao

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

the sex ghost posted:

Hillary fuckin lost lmao

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

the sex ghost posted:

Hillary fuckin lost lmao

:yooge: like a dog

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sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

"What? Like with a cloth or something?"

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