It isn't a Lemon party without old dick! -- 30 Rock quoting

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

All passengers, including any lipless middle-aged women in lesbian clown shirts, should please take their seat at this time.

# ? Jun 23, 2023 20:48

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 18:27

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Those shoes are definitely bi curious.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 21:51

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Poque posted:

All passengers, including any lipless middle-aged women in lesbian clown shirts, should please take their seat at this time.

I will WASTE you!

# ? Jun 26, 2023 21:52

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

So it's not the Bandito Blanco, a nickname for cocaine I just made up?

# ? Jun 26, 2023 21:58

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

I'm as happy as a clam that wants to kill some woman.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 05:10

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Poque posted:

All passengers, including any lipless middle-aged women in lesbian clown shirts, should please take their seat at this time.

Oh, we'll go back to the terminal. And the lounge with the reclining chairs and the turkey wraps. And we'll forget any of this ever happened. Like the fact that you insulted me in front of my entire crew. Especially Stewart, who often makes up hurtful nicknames for me, like Mr. Bumpy Landing.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 18:30

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Having seen Crimson Tide on Showtime last weekend I believe the only course of action available to us is passenger mutiny. I am Denzel!

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:25

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Kenneth, get me Showtime!

# ? Jun 28, 2023 03:52

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Lord Hydronium posted:

Kenneth, get me Showtime!

Why now

# ? Jun 28, 2023 03:54

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Grassy Knowles posted:

Why now

It's never too late

It's never too late

For now

# ? Jun 28, 2023 04:08

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

How many guys out there have a fully loaded Toyota Tercel?

Or a real pinball machine?

How many guys have been to Canada...Twice?

Are you doing this to me because I don't share your love of unicorns?

# ? Jun 28, 2023 14:22

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

ninjahedgehog posted:

Oh, we'll go back to the terminal. And the lounge with the reclining chairs and the turkey wraps. And we'll forget any of this ever happened. Like the fact that you insulted me in front of my entire crew. Especially Stewart, who often makes up hurtful nicknames for me, like Mr. Bumpy Landing.

_{t u r k e y} _{w r a p s}

# ? Jun 28, 2023 16:47

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

DrBouvenstein posted:

How many guys out there have a fully loaded Toyota Tercel?

Or a real pinball machine?

How many guys have been to Canada...Twice?

Are you doing this to me because I don't share your love of unicorns?

Donnnn-nnnnaaaaaaaaa Struck!

# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:42

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Blam blam blam DEATH TO LINNNNNCOLNNN

Oh, you're a Southern gentleman

# ? Jun 29, 2023 07:37

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

according to my mom and brother-in-law, my sister and I have very specific voices that we use when quoting 30 Rock. which is often.

Those non-pillows refuse to watch it though

# ? Jun 30, 2023 20:46

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

ninjahedgehog posted:

Oh, we'll go back to the terminal. And the lounge with the reclining chairs and the turkey wraps. And we'll forget any of this ever happened. Like the fact that you insulted me in front of my entire crew. Especially Stewart, who often makes up hurtful nicknames for me, like Mr. Bumpy Landing.

We say "half an hour" to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that $300 and a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the Guardian Owls of Legend!!!

# ? Jul 1, 2023 00:31

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

# ? Jul 2, 2023 15:15

Faucet Drinker: Apr 10, 2007

Who is Conan O Brien, and why is she so sad?

# ? Jul 2, 2023 21:01

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

Let's not do this, Elizabeth.

# ? Jul 2, 2023 21:10

bentacos: Oct 9, 2012

I am a stabbing robot.

# ? Jul 2, 2023 23:01

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

We were going to lose our virginities to each other!

Now I'll never lose it!

Gods, that chroma job was so loving bad.

# ? Jul 2, 2023 23:39

bentacos: Oct 9, 2012

There was actually a tornado in Cleveland last week. Destroyed an entire city block. Three bowling alleys, a liquor store, and the liquor store museum.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 01:55

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Die young and become a legend, just like Janis. Or Rusty, the bear from The Magicals.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 06:00

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

I sure do like them French fried pertaters.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 06:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Slamhound posted:

I sure do like them French fried pertaters.

No you don't, Oprah

I love how utterly Jenna fucks up every aspect of improv in that one line. She's mixed up which character is which, she's not even doing a character at all, let alone the wrong one, AND she's breaking the golden rule of never saying,"No". It's so great :allears:

# ? Jul 8, 2023 06:57

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Whoaaaa, what is that iron bird?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 07:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

They had airplanes in Jackie Jormp-Jomp's time, theflyingexecutive

# ? Jul 8, 2023 08:00

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Jerusalem posted:

No you don't, Oprah

I love how utterly Jenna fucks up every aspect of improv in that one line. She's mixed up which character is which, she's not even doing a character at all, let alone the wrong one, AND she's breaking the golden rule of never saying,"No". It's so great

And talking directly to the audience instead of the other actor. So many layers, like noticing Steve Buscemi is carrying two skateboards on his undercover op.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 08:24

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Strawman posted:

And talking directly to the audience instead of the other actor. So many layers, like noticing Steve Buscemi is carrying two skateboards on his undercover op.

Commissioner Kelly and I are friends. We have competing columns in Irish Arguments Weekly, America's only all-caps magazine.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 15:59

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Jerusalem posted:

No you don't, Oprah

I love how utterly Jenna fucks up every aspect of improv in that one line. She's mixed up which character is which, she's not even doing a character at all, let alone the wrong one, AND she's breaking the golden rule of never saying,"No". It's so great

I've said for ages this line is The Most Jokes ever crammed into the Fewest Words in comedy history. On top of all that, it's 100% in line with Jenna as we know her. Jane Krakowksi is a legend.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:40