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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



pog boyfriend posted:

i just rewatched the camron bill o reilly interview where cam says you mad to bill o reilly and then says i got dirt on you doggie and bill o reilly starts malding

lmfao

e: lol

quote:

“As far as all of the sexual allegations—before I went up there, what I did was my publicist had told me about a lot of that stuff, but instead of being serious with him, we had so much fun clowning him that it just turned into a roast session and we just started laughing at him. I had a good time when I did it because I didn’t really know the background of him at that particular time. Like I said, I probably was prepped an hour before I went to the show. It was more funny than anything else. But you know, sexual assault really isn’t funny, so if he really did those things, then it’s good that Fox got rid of him.”

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Jun 28, 2023

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lmao. Cam’ron ftw

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Grassy Knowles posted:

I think we need a fables thread for the stories with a lesson at the end

Something Aesop?

edit: or Awful Fables I guess that might be better

Rags to Liches fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jun 28, 2023

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

4REAL posted:

i'll happily support my peers in the G part of LGBTQIA+ by watching gifs of pro wrestlers just absolutely setting us back twenty years, and unironically enjoy it

Homophobes always accidentally make the gay stereotype the best character

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Exoticos ftw

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Joey McChrist posted:

an entire subforum experimenting with a phenobarbitol. its a wonder the tcc bodycount isnt in triple digits

joose was phenazepam
a huge dose of its like 4mg and they shipped it in jars of pure powder like a protein shske
lol at how goons were eyeballing microscopic amounts of an old soviet research benzo with paring knives because a sub-mg accurate scale is pretty expensive and crashing your car into a ditch after impulse buying a grand piano on ebay isn't

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


cats and dogs are not natural enemies

empty food bowls are their common enemy

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lmao. Cam’ron ftw

camron owns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k_3VYnbo9Q

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

FuturePastNow posted:

cats and dogs are not natural enemies

empty food bowls are their common enemy

living together in sin

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

our cat has developed an unrequited crush on the neighbor’s dachshund puppy and demands that i get up early to take her to see the dog every morning

goddamn dog gets up at 6:30

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Whenever my dog sees a cat at the window or something he experiences every dog emotion (excited, infuriated and hungry) at the same time and makes the most ridiculous noises before pining at the window for 10 minutes

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Whenever my dog sees a cat at the window or something he experiences every dog emotion (excited, infuriated and hungry) at the same time and makes the most ridiculous noises before pining at the window for 10 minutes

animals rock

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Whenever my dog sees a cat at the window or something he experiences every dog emotion (excited, infuriated and hungry) at the same time and makes the most ridiculous noises before pining at the window for 10 minutes
Sorta same here
https://youtube.com/shorts/tldfD6zOvHI?feature=share

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

FirstnameLastname posted:

joose was phenazepam
a huge dose of its like 4mg and they shipped it in jars of pure powder like a protein shske
lol at how goons were eyeballing microscopic amounts of an old soviet research benzo with paring knives because a sub-mg accurate scale is pretty expensive and crashing your car into a ditch after impulse buying a grand piano on ebay isn't

lookit this guy who has never crashed a grand piano into a ditch

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

NoiseAnnoys posted:

our cat has developed an unrequited crush on the neighbor’s dachshund puppy and demands that i get up early to take her to see the dog every morning

goddamn dog gets up at 6:30

my cats are married to each other as is right and natural

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

pyf cam'ron saga/legend

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

jeff's writing heartfelt missives to synthy in fyad, for some reason

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

4REAL posted:

pyf cam'ron saga/legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_DHjk4OYAk

killa posted:

When you seen money in Queensbridge? Never
I used to catch the tunnel
Lil E, Vernon side, I gave him packs and bundles
How many grams in an ounce?
How many ounces in an eighth?
How many eighths in a key?
Shorty, stay in your place
Before the AK’s in your face
Take your daughter, R. Kelly, have my way with her face

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kHZ5I1LLBY

cam posted:

Fifth, hold on, turn the beat off
I had to turn the beat off for this
You talkin' 'bout you a '80s baby, you 37 years old
You was born in 1968 and I open the Daily News
How's the king of New York rockin' sandals with jeans?
Open toe sandals with chancletas with jeans on
How's the king of New York rockin' sandals with jeans and he 42 years old?
Back to business

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Whenever my dog sees a cat at the window or something he experiences every dog emotion (excited, infuriated and hungry) at the same time and makes the most ridiculous noises before pining at the window for 10 minutes

My dog would do this with any animal he saw outside.

He once blasted a screen door out charging some ducks. The ducks flew off and he seemed very confused that he was suddenly outside.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
DogSydePhil: Oh, they can fly now??

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

jeff's writing heartfelt missives to synthy in fyad, for some reason

Oh... this isn't a joke. Lol

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

jeff's writing heartfelt missives to synthy in fyad, for some reason

lol

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Speaking of avatar fixes, can I have Beastie back?
It got lost when someone thought it was a fun idea to accuse me of being a Nazi in a redtext.

Here's the original image that was used:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Jeff should post a murder fantasy about Synthy in FYAD, and they'll be even.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Speaking of avatar fixes, can I have Beastie back?
It got lost when someone thought it was a fun idea to accuse me of being a Nazi in a redtext.

Here's the original image that was used:


Give this guy goatse

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
There's always a forum. There's always a drunk man. There's always a banned user who should be freed.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

What was even the post that got synthy in so much trouble

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

hell, does jeff even remember

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Martman posted:

What was even the post that got synthy in so much trouble

watch out, it's crazy insane and hosed up and you'll die if you read it

show video posted:

anyways i hope astral blows his brains out in front of his parents so they will finally understand how badly they hosed up

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ah poo poo i've gone blind. how could you do this

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Oh right, ty, I think I've seen it before. Basically only punished that way because it was an admin, and Jeff is being fail as usual. Nothing to see here.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

that cspam guy only got a 30+ban for a guy having a psychotic break talking about murdering and chopping up a poster for the crime of posting Cooking Comically, yet that mild crap was worth zotting synthy with extreme prejudice lol

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

make it so that the psycho cooking opinions cspam guy also can only read FYAD and IZ

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

forums vote: synthy stays exiled or the cspam covid thread stays in cspam. in the event of a tie jeffrey of yospos must give synthy covid.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Wonder how long Jeff's synthy thread will stay open with no responses from him until he finds an excuse to close it without taking any action on The Synthy Question.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

he's otherwise engaged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW9L7SGtmRU

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

add cspam to the list of forums synthy can post in

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DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Make synthy ik of the covid thread

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