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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

:69snypa:

By popular demand posted:

Stuffed vine leaves are also great and not associated with flatulance.
you can also hollow out zucchinis and stuff them.
Animorphs book cover, but it's changing from golubtsy to dolmades. The entire book is various characters bickering about which version came first and which is best.

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NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Freaquency posted:

Obviously the congealed salad is the focus here, but a lime-cucumber salad actually sounds kinda nice

Realistically that recipe is probably also a travesty but I may just make something up on my own
I make a simple salad with cucumber, lime, pinapple and cilantro for summer get togethers. (That's it; that's the whole recipe. Dice up the things that can be diced, juice and zest the lime, season and serve.)

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

NorgLyle posted:

I make a simple salad with cucumber, lime, pinapple and cilantro for summer get togethers. (That's it; that's the whole recipe. Dice up the things that can be diced, juice and zest the lime, season and serve.)
Boring. I'm going to give you a packet of lime jello and some time to set it and I better see a fantabulous salad by the time I come back.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I find two-part epoxy works well too

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


I think that's a salsa? Wouldn't stop me from eating it by the spoonful.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Finally I have a dumb fad that isn't just food but the size of a barrel

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1672786468811546630

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Is this some stone soup-level psy-op?

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14inzp0/coffee_anyone/

How about a nice mug of coffee.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


so much effort for something a 5 year old would find too colorful.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

El Fideo posted:

I think that's a salsa? Wouldn't stop me from eating it by the spoonful.
I feel like 'Salsa is a Salad' should be on one of those Alignment Charts.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
Is there a liquidity percentage that it becomes soup? Or chunkiness? Is chili a salad?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Commemorative coffee of the Deepwater Horizon oil infiltration of the salt marshes.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Pine Cone Jones posted:

Is there a liquidity percentage that it becomes soup? Or chunkiness? Is chili a salad?

That's why we made a scale.

"I'm sorry, but this registers at 10.4 picos de gallo. You can't legally sell it as salsa. Maybe gazpacho."

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

RareAcumen posted:

Finally I have a dumb fad that isn't just food but the size of a barrel

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1672786468811546630

Seems like the sort of thing that would pop up during a famine.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


In ancient times people would spice their stones since there was no refrigeration

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Decrepus posted:

In ancient times people would spice their stones since there was no refrigeration

They also buried them deep underground to store them, which is why we dig up so many today. They were a lot like squirrels with acorns, really. Amazing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Not sure you're on board for salmon mousse? What if it had a special secret ingredient: peas



(Don't worry, there'll be plenty of aspic on top to keep them from rolling off)

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Captain Hygiene posted:

Not sure you're on board for salmon mousse? What if it had a special secret ingredient: peas



(Don't worry, there'll be plenty of aspic on top to keep them from rolling off)

It's not even shaped like a moose, how am I supposed to take this recipe seriously

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some dishes from the past are absolutely not waiting for a glorious comeback.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
That just looks like salmon slices with peas on top. Did they carefully cut thin salmon strips to hide the mousse under?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Schubalts posted:

That just looks like salmon slices with peas on top. Did they carefully cut thin salmon strips to hide the mousse under?

Yeah, the recipe has you manually smash up a bunch of smoked salmon in a mortar and pestle for the mousse, then layer some slices on top of that. Plus the peas 'n' aspic.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Love to drink something that is toilet cleaner blue

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Captain Hygiene posted:

Not sure you're on board for salmon mousse? What if it had a special secret ingredient: peas



(Don't worry, there'll be plenty of aspic on top to keep them from rolling off)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMBsZC-FJNE

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

In fairness I do question how many people going to your average coffee shop chain actually like coffee given that most of the menu items seem to be a method of contracting diabetes with the slightest hint of a coffee taste.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Whooping Crabs posted:

It's not even shaped like a moose, how am I supposed to take this recipe seriously

Mousse. You use it to style your hair, ugh. God.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

No that's Salmon Moses

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

No that's Salmon Moses

heard that guy was cia actually

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Pepsi Colachup is the world's first Pepsi infused condiment

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I bet it's like overly sweet bbq sauce.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
This recipe is worth making at home!

(This channel and the one from my other post appear to be the same, both are treasure troves. There is so much.)

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Who doesn’t love boiled meat with no sear?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I doubt very much that a 4 minute marinade can soften the meat or even flavor it.
That video is 100% bullshit and absolutely not a recipe to cook at home.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
But the results looked so appetizing and so tender, your could barely see the white knuckles as they were sawing through the slab of shoe leather

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Marinating meat overnight in sparkling mineral water is legit. 4 minutes does literally nothing.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


By popular demand posted:

I doubt very much that a 4 minute marinade can soften the meat or even flavor it.
That video is 100% bullshit and absolutely not a recipe to cook at home.

1 part EVOO, 1 part muriatic acid, squeeze of lemon and some italian seasoning.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imzTxoEDH_g

It's the french version of SLOP EM UP except it's veal swimming in enough dairy to grow it into a full size cow.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Pyrotoad posted:

This recipe is worth making at home!

(This channel and the one from my other post appear to be the same, both are treasure troves. There is so much.)

I love watching those two channels shorts because they invariably take some insane turn at some point or the finished product is just vomit with extra steps.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/TastyUK/status/1674512290089975808?t=rerU9PSdDjTLoCBOQjszIw&s=19

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Whomst amongst ye?!

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'll allow it

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