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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol what are you buying in bulk at the supermarket for 1 dollar

ur mom's available by the pallet at Sam's Club

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Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Fried Watermelon posted:

That "he won a Dungeons & Dragons tournament" is pissing me off more with how fake that article is lol

he was tempted by the cutest necromancer he ever did see, but still followed through.

necrotic
Aug 2, 2005
I owe my brother big time for this!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol what are you buying in bulk at the supermarket for 1 dollar

well if this was the 80s thatd be 30 a day in 2023 dollars

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Musk found that “in America, it’s pretty easy to keep yourself alive.”

Given that his threshold for existing was “pretty low,” Musk was determined to survive on $1 a day by buying food at the supermarket in bulk.

“I went more for the hotdogs and oranges, you do get really tired of hot dogs and oranges after a while,” said Musk.

oranges were $2 a pound in 1990, i think this musk guy might be lying...

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Halser posted:

he was tempted by the cutest necromancer he ever did see, but still followed through.

Lol I wouldn't put it past this to have been his inspiration for that very strange claim

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Imagine creating something that nerds like and actually being proud of that.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
if elon was a poster I think i found his account

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

moist turtleneck posted:

if elon was a poster I think i found his account

get his rear end

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

gently caress.

Xpforr
Sep 7, 2022

moist turtleneck posted:

if elon was a poster I think i found his account

Interesting :magemage:

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

professional warriors have been extremely impressed with my strength, power, and skill, on the feet and on the ground. face me

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

moist turtleneck posted:

if elon was a poster I think i found his account

Elon's bad but not that bad

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

moist turtleneck posted:

if elon was a poster I think i found his account

wow, way to doxx that guy

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

my posting life is over, I guess I gotta go figure out how to break twitter again.

elon musk ftwult8r losers.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

moist turtleneck posted:

if elon was a poster I think i found his account

Forums fuckery. Please nuke this poster for great justice.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


we let that sink in

Commissar Of Doom
Apr 21, 2009
concerning...

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Filthy Hans posted:

ur mom's available by the pallet at Sam's Club

*grabs forklift certification*

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I prefer the pull IN technique of posting, personally

Commissar Of Doom
Apr 21, 2009
i can't be elon

my ribcage would not be big enough to host the san diego comic con if hollowed out.

Adoomsdaygap
Apr 20, 2013

moist turtleneck posted:

if elon was a poster I think i found his account

Looking in to it

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Elon, being so loving annoying no one wants to play with you doesn’t mean you’ve “won” dungeons and dragons.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Dr. VooDoo posted:

Elon, being so loving annoying no one wants to play with you doesn’t mean you’ve “won” dungeons and dragons.

Elon's definitely putting off the same energy as "my dad works for nintendo noob" with this

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

moist turtleneck posted:

if elon was a poster I think i found his account

I'd hate to be that guy

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
reminded of a GQ article on Shia LaBeouf where he (or more likely his publicist but then again Shia is an actual insane person) told some fake story about hanging out with Steven Spielberg

quote:

“One time Steven told me to come to his house ready to go skeet shooting,” says LaBeouf. “I get there and stick my head in to ask if he’s ready—and this is classic Spielberg—he says, ‘Nope, Shia. I’m trapped!’ ” LaBeouf then starts playing both parts—concerned protégé and faraway mentor:
“You’re trapped? Steven, what are you talking about?”
“I’m trapped back here. Follow my voice.”
“Where are you?”
“Over here… Here… Here!”
LaBeouf kept following the calls until he got to the director’s office. And there was the master himself: shoes off, socks on, dressed in shooting gear, but sitting behind a computer, stuck on the fifteenth level of a first-person shooter called BioShock.
“This is like months to get to this level, and he can’t get past this one little mysterious spider god, and he’s losing his mind. He’s like, ‘I can’t do it, Shia! I can’t do it.’ ”

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

LegoMan posted:

I'd hate to be that guy

same

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Dr. Killjoy posted:

reminded of a GQ article on Shia LaBeouf where he (or more likely his publicist but then again Shia is an actual insane person) told some fake story about hanging out with Steven Spielberg

Clickhole did the best fake interview on Tobey McGuire

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Forums fuckery. Please nuke this poster for great justice.

right away elon musk sir

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

uh oh

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


man gently caress all you guys

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Shrecknet posted:

man gently caress all you guys

angered?

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Filthy Hans posted:

ur mom's available by the pallet at Sam's Club

But not for a dollar!!! :mad:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
a lot of goons are showing their whole drat rear end on this one

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

a lot of goons are showing their whole drat rear end on this one

you wanna call me a loser, fat, basement-dweller, that's fine

but don't you dare call me Elon.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Shrecknet posted:

you wanna call me a loser, fat, basement-dweller, that's fine

but don't you dare call me Elon.

stfu elon

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Shrecknet posted:

you wanna call me a loser, fat, basement-dweller, that's fine

but don't you dare call me Elon.

go back and read the other posts quoting it, think about the level of specificity all those posters are using

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Lol

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Shrecknet posted:

you wanna call me a loser, fat, basement-dweller, that's fine

but don't you dare call me Elon.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

this is a very good bit

very good

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
hey i just met you
and ive got a feelin
based on their posting
that poster’s elon

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Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/mcnasty/status/1672062709423292416?s=46&t=c-J7OWymHbNvQekTSNjY-w

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