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how many guilty counts at trial in december for trump?
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complete and total exoneration 94 21.12%
6.9 48 10.79%
420 63 14.16%
Goku 240 53.93%
Total: 445 votes
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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

AxGrap posted:

Spaced God is a weather scientist bc everyone kept asking how's the weather up there

i think he looks down on this kind of humor

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Vim Fuego posted:

Immaterial Girl

:eyepop:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Louisgod posted:

imo biden's handlers should eschew the cpap machine and just see how things play out. if he stops breathing, he stops breathing. oh well.

I mean... Do you remember what kamala is like?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Louisgod posted:

imo biden's handlers should eschew the cpap machine and just see how things play out. if he stops breathing, he stops breathing. oh well.

Reverse that and have him wear it 24/7, Immortan Joe!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
lol all the suck Repubs having to bend to the king. when you come for the king don’t miss.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the airforce is trying to kill reporters

https://twitter.com/svdate/status/1674163275183845379

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

a real time saver

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

if you're feet are on Earth but your heads in the clouds and you're arms are near the Moon and your Dick is touching Uranus, than I'm sorry to say, You Are NOT at Home Base yet.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Spaced God posted:

This is the new thing to do with road rage, don't shoot the driver shoot someone they love. In Florida a few months ago two guys got into a road rage thing and they each took turns shooting each other's kids

when I was a kid people would be like "I'm glad I live in the suburbs because in the city you'll get shot!" and now in the 2020s I literally just thought to myself thank god I live in the city where I'm not gonna get shot by some road rage idiot because everyone has to drive everywhere

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

2DCAT posted:

I mean... Do you remember what kamala is like?

you can't tell me having kamala become temp prez wouldn't be extremely funny, every speech would be "today we're gathered here to honor the day, a day we honor by gathering together, today"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



also presidential motorcades are bullshit, if you wanted so bad to be in the White House, well lucky you now you get to stay there dumbass

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
[Foo Fighters “Best of You”ishly]:

smarxist posted:

i wanna take a poo poo in every golf hole

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lpzie posted:

lemme put it to you this way.. when E.T. was on Earth, what did he want to do? PHONE HOME. a home can be a planet.

enjoy this 26-minute episode of the 1950s sci-fi radio anthology series X Minus One


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-_kDyuCUsk

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

the concept of taking a poo poo in a golf hole had simply never crossed my mind before, and I'm smitten with it

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





smarxist posted:

i wanna take a poo poo in every golf hole

dripping LIV scum

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

mdemone posted:

the concept of taking a poo poo in a golf hole had simply never crossed my mind before, and I'm smitten with it

one man 18 cups

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

sinnesloeschen posted:

lmao this will only make his supporters like him more

because they are, universally, pedophiles

Oh?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Kamala sneaking into bidens bed room and messing with the bedside power outlet

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
ah great my sister is taking our mother to the ER, fuuuuuuuck

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Ben Nerevarine posted:

[Foo Fighters “Best of You”ishly]:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/thirdchildart/status/1672401480580747264

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

UFOTacoMan posted:



grandpa got his grand kid shot trying to be a tough guy
the shooter sucks too but you start pulling weapons don't be surprised if other people have them and become unhinged

these pieces of poo poo need to start getting death row

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1674166173863215109

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



another instance where normal people see how transphobes treat their kids and are like "what the gently caress" but somehow it's never in the mainstream news that way


https://twitter.com/beyond_process/status/1674168235434950658

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1674168339059310593

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



hey isn't Philly the place where things burn down all of a sudden sometimes


https://twitter.com/reportbywilson/status/1674135672729501696

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




oh no

I was having a pretty good day and now this

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


things are about to get a lot worse

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Demon Of The Fall posted:

ah great my sister is taking our mother to the ER, fuuuuuuuck

:smith:

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

AxGrap posted:

When spaced god wears shorts, I call them talls.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/GBBranstetter/status/1674170902852825091

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Nonsense posted:

things are about to get a lot worse

it's really hard for me to keep up the motivation to try staying healthy and in shape and so on

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



AxGrap posted:

When spaced god wears shorts, I call them talls.

lmfao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




jason kelce rules

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



im so glad i am a forums side-character but only for being incredibly tall and insanely depressed

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

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