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who popped the pistol that whisked that young man away from his last kiss with his woman, steel reserve straight through the can, straight through the nerve
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Shat in the jacuzzi This one's a doozy Brace for impact Burrito I last snacked
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Jun 28, 2023 01:25
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Got dicks on the brain Doc asks if there's pain My health has not improved Dicks in my head removed
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Jun 28, 2023 06:39
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Dicks on the brain They call it a mindfuck It’s kind of a drain Having dicks you can’t suck
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Jun 28, 2023 15:47
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hot as sticky as sweaty as poo poo back from another walk in the sweat pit eternity until the orange guy washes white dont print in the papers i was having a cry
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Jun 29, 2023 03:10
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cool aaahhhh hot bath i do not remember the path but the faucet spilled its hot wrath so i stripped starting with my hat
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Jun 29, 2023 03:13
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Down here in Texas it gets a bit warmer Southern inflections and junkies at the corner Suv shitboxes fly down the feeder road Going to Whataburger and flattening horny toads
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Jun 29, 2023 03:49
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Exercise is "fun", said a liar gently caress you, my rear end is on fire Hope in the end it's worth Giving my cheeks some girth
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Ding ding ding goes microsoft teams I really do not care what they have to say It's never insightful, just tedious poo poo I cannot face that soul crushing boredom today
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Jun 29, 2023 11:18
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I'm a thread killer Discussion chiller Last posted: Songbearer The thread ends there-a
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I defy your death dealing It's so unappealing Just like your face But not like this place
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In the dark sky a full moon Watchin' out for the weregoon He's not really that scary But smelly and quite hairy
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Jun 29, 2023 13:33
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Dropping my pants I have a wide stance A penis and balls Appeared under the stall
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Jun 29, 2023 14:23
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Flat face, round waist Make you do a double take High eyes, low thighs Longer midriff than other guys
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Between the stall, I'm sat between From the hole emerged a peen Fluorescent glimmering sheen Almost barfed, it came out green
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Although I love my cat She is a little twat and gets in my way Work progress? Cat says nay
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Dicks to the left Dicks to the right I’m just trying to poop Before a long flight
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Cricket on the radio Sun shining outside But I stare at computer screens From summer I will hide
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Jun 29, 2023 16:04
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Frolicking in the meadow Picnic basket full of potatoes Man, can I have one? They're baked and full of fun
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Went to the internet store Got me a brand new box Should quadruple my internet speeds So I can watch more, uh, boobs
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Jun 29, 2023 22:26
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goatface posted:Cricket on the radio My plants require lots of light But my gaming has conflicts I cannot see my drat TV These hobbies do not mix!
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Jun 29, 2023 22:29
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mashed mashed mashed potato cooked with butter, seasoned with oregano down on the plate and gone in two seconds flat munch munch munch there i ate before i sat
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Jun 29, 2023 22:39
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im balkin on the baked potato cuz i aint a fan of dry shells and no flavo but i might just give it one more chance but i fear im not like you baked potato fans
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Jun 29, 2023 22:42
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french fries, french motherfucking fries get em in the fryer 'fore freedom dies drippin with grease and salted to the nines fresh out from the fryer and you know theyll taste divine
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Jun 29, 2023 22:45
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potato meet grater potato meet stove this is the stuff of how hashbrowns're known hot oil in till the crispy thins produce an aroma that draws u in
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Potatoes, growing from the ground They're super high in starches Which french fry is your favorite Wendy's? Golden arches?
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Leet Hackerz got my IPv4 Now I'm curled up crying on the floor They're shitposting on my SA account I don't think I can take anymore
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Made my hand crunchay Fist dis scoop curlay Want five hard scoops Stuff this cone poops
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It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday
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It's just another day closer to the grave We're too exhausted now to go party or rave Drink and drugs just to relax, stare at the TV Is this what your child-self dreamt that you would be?
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Brainworms burrow through my grey matter Racist rhetoric is what I chatter My kids are silent but it don't matter Tomorrow with shotgun my brains will splatter
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They want their education They don't need no thought control This generations gonna riot And take back what you stole
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Let's party like the French and go flip some cars Set them on fire and go looting All cops are bastards, hand me those cobblestones Hope the gendarmes don't start shooting
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Jun 30, 2023 18:44
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Imagine being a boomer and laughing at their humor I would sooner Get a brain tumour
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Jun 30, 2023 22:35
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im bustin my nut, captain, that much is clear fat white mucus is in season this year so anchors high for the cum highway jackin is my game and imma play it all day
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Jul 3, 2023 05:47
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right hand right foot right down the middle left hand's scissors cut 'till it's little with this clue we'll get right to the bottom cuz this case has been up and down and through the bottle
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Jul 3, 2023 05:50
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pee pee piss don't make me say it again no pee pisser will ever be my friend
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Jul 3, 2023 05:52
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arise, arise! (Ah, this thread will suffice!) and I do realize that [boredom] is merely a device As it is certain to come, so it is apparent to me Writing these are fun, come and make my eyes bleed
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Aug 31, 2023 23:44
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Post four line versus in this thread a thread I thought for sure is dead lovely posts run through my head I'll drop a doodie right before bed
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Trump arrested many times When we were all on breaks Indicted for like 70+ crimes And Rudy keeps stepping on rakes
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