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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Lol get rekt

Actually both my wife and our friend told me it was the best chik parm they’ve ever had

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Actually both my wife and our friend told me it was the best chik parm they’ve ever had

you had smugworth and hot cocoa over?

birthday bash much?

oh wait, your wife not the friend's wife. guess that rules them out.

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jul 1, 2023

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
This friday kinda sucks. Fr fr no cap.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

El Jebus posted:

This friday kinda sucks. Fr fr no cap.

:wrong:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bad Purchase posted:

you had smugworth and hot cocoa over?

birthday bash much?

oh wait, your wife not the friend's wife. guess that rules them out.

I had smugworth over once and he ate all my olives

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I had smugworth over once and he ate all my olives

RUDE

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Had a nice leisurely day at work, even though we were a little understaffed, and then had a couple beers after closing. My boss insisted I try Coors Banquet, claiming it to be equal to Yuengling, which turns out to be as silly a claim as it sounds.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Slugworth posted:

My boss insisted I try Coors Banquet, claiming it to be equal to Yuengling, which turns out to be as silly a claim as it sounds.

You’re right. Coors Banquet is way better than Yuengling.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
My boss also is moving elsewhere from my company so as of today I have no bosses and no masters and can do what I want at work muahahaha...

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer


Suck my dick you fuckmen

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Sorry

Suck my dick gently caress people

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

bagmonkey posted:

Sorry

Suck my dick gently caress people

very rude sir

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I will not like to suck dick, kindly.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bagmonkey posted:

Sorry

Suck my dick gently caress people

Broom incoming

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I was going to cook a pizza but our power went out. Pretty SUS

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


this isn't some kind of dick sucking factory

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer


Cheers

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
rode my bike around it was fun and also makes me thirsty so perhaps a drink on zis friday>?>

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i was all set to post a corn megathread, and then someone went and posted an onion megathread today

that's too many food megathreads, especially with the olive and egg threads still vibrant and flourishing

i think the corn megathread will need to wait so its tender shoot is not crowded out by the more mature threads

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Bad Purchase posted:

i was all set to post a corn megathread, and then someone went and posted an onion megathread today

that's too many food megathreads, especially with the olive and egg threads still vibrant and flourishing

i think the corn megathread will need to wait so its tender shoot is not crowded out by the more mature threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGm2Q4jUV8Y

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TMOMTtAMBI

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG9yrCREmoQ

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Bad Purchase posted:

i was all set to post a corn megathread, and then someone went and posted an onion megathread today

that's too many food megathreads, especially with the olive and egg threads still vibrant and flourishing

i think the corn megathread will need to wait so its tender shoot is not crowded out by the more mature threads

be careful someone might post the corn thread before you with impeccable timihg

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

Broom incoming

Snugs I will probe faster than you can deep fry a corn dog

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Anyone else hanging out on their tropical rear end front porch sippin a non island drink? Sick sweaty vibes rn

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I prefer you two being able to post

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




bagmonkey posted:

Anyone else hanging out on their tropical rear end front porch sippin a non island drink? Sick sweaty vibes rn

not at the moment, but took a ~45 min walk after my lunk session about an hour ago since i was already sweaty

some calm beachy vibes, but as you said, very moist

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Bad Purchase posted:

not at the moment, but took a ~45 min walk after my lunk session about an hour ago since i was already sweaty

some calm beachy vibes, but as you said, very moist



So who hosed up the iOS app and made life loving suck for iPhone users? Link the thread and I will post Crapple in it until probed

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Please please please do not comment on my nussynexus

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
FYI The 5000 Page Thread is officially the holiday Friday thread until Wednesday you can lock this thread mods thanks

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Hot Cocoa On The Clout’s Bday after party is in 5kpt, post impossible rock climbs and delicious low ABV beers thansk

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dear Crapple users, :flip: :flipoff:.

Sincerely, :q:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




numberoneposter posted:

Dear crapple users, :flip: :flipoff:.

Sincerely, :riker:

i feel your anger toward me, and i forgive you for it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!



-posted from my droid

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jul 1, 2023

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:



-posted from my droid

Does the motel charge more for the rooms upstairs

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
It’s 1:19 AM Saturday where normal humans live, what’s up with this mods

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





bagmonkey posted:

It’s 1:19 AM Saturday where normal humans live, what’s up with this mods

get on my level. it's 10:22 PM on Friday on the only coast that matters

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:

get on my level. it's 10:22 PM on Friday on the only coast that matters

Ah bunk rear end weed coast, gotcha, shall we pay $2300 for a studio together m’lord?

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