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Another day safety managing at oceangate submarines. Everyone keeps asking if they can tell the boss the submarine is unsafe. Buddy, they wont even let me tell him.
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Welp, I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that one.
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Oops! All Buried (at sea)!
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"What kind of moron would do it like THAT?" *Camera pans to reveal pulling truck* "Ooooohhhhhh. Yeah, that checks out."
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Been a while since we had a proper truckfuckling
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that bird is super into his dance, she's gonna end up turning down every male she sees because nobody stacks up to ol' red legs Harry_Potato posted:Please do not arouse the wildlife please do not arouse the grouse 
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Jun 30, 2023 22:26
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can't believe we had to make a "NO HORNING UP THE WILDLIFE" sign but here we are
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Jun 30, 2023 22:32
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Jun 30, 2023 22:45
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If you go to monster jam, they're not far off! Rad as hell.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:52
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Telltolin posted:that bird is super into his dance, she's gonna end up turning down every male she sees because nobody stacks up to ol' red legs Yep, seems like them red chaps REALLY got her eye. This is what the rooster looks like and in birds vivid colours like the red "brow" are usually about mating. 
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Jun 30, 2023 23:20
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Chap man is like those bumpy brown Australian bear bottles but for birds.
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Didn't used to be their truck, but finders keepers
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Martha Reeves & the Vandellas running around the Ford Motors plant without any PPE for a music video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR9pvGtyiHg
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Jul 1, 2023 01:00
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Captain Hygiene posted:Videos are up 
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Jul 1, 2023 01:32
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deong posted:If you go to monster jam, they're not far off! Rad as hell. Yeah, if y'all haven't checked out monster trucks since you were a kid I recommend taking a look. That first flip is something I've seen. I feel bad for all of the ophthalmology surgeons this weekend that are going to have to explain to some kid that they only have one eye now.
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Jul 1, 2023 02:14
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When my dad was a kid his brother threw a sparkler into the air and it stuck into my dads skull when it came down. He forever has a bald spot and a slight dip in his scalp there. This is one of the milder stories from their childhood. People in Portland have been freaking out that “even sparklers are banned” but honestly they almost seem more dangerous than other fireworks in some ways.
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Jul 1, 2023 02:30
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Sparklers should be banned because they're disproportionately dumb and boring compared to the bodily dangers they pose. At least the explodey kinds are gonna do something cool while they hurt you
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Sparklers are actually very good, because when I was little kid I had trouble telling my right from my left until I burned myself with a sparkler. Then I just had to remember that the left arm was the one with the big-rear end scar. Easy.
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I’d believe it, a sparkler is held at arms length for a minute or two even when used as intended. A firework is far away from you and only dangerous for an instant unless you hosed up badly
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A sparkler was the only thing to give me a decent injury when growing up and playing with fireworks. Visiting my grandparents at their house and somehow the idea of running while holding a sparkler in each hand seemed like a good idea. While doing that, I tripped and landed on one, and had this fun scar for quite awhile. Never injured myself worse even when moving up to Dumb Teenager levels of pyrotechnics.
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Jul 1, 2023 03:16
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Nenonen posted:Yep, seems like them red chaps REALLY got her eye. This is what the rooster looks like and in birds vivid colours like the red "brow" are usually about mating. Wrong hemisphere. The guy's from Revelstoke, BC, so that's a dusky grouse, not a black grouse. The males get yellow eyebrows in their breeding plumage.
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Jul 1, 2023 03:44
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We had ostriches growing up and they used to do this ridiculous mating dance towards us nearly nonstop so it's good we can tag them back
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Hilario Baldness posted:We had ostriches growing up and they used to do this ridiculous mating dance towards us nearly nonstop so it's good we can tag them back Those birds wanted your dick. Or wanted to give you some bird dick, whatever.
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Hilario Baldness posted:We had ostriches growing up and they used to do this ridiculous mating dance towards us nearly nonstop so it's good we can tag them back  also, never forget Bigpeeler Gets It In The rear end From An Ostrich
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Last 4th of July party I was at, I ended up standing with a lighter and random kids kept coming up with sparklers I didn't give to them, so I did the nice thing and lit them and they ran off. No one yelled at me, so I'm assuming they were fine.
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I found a hoard of sparklers in the kitchen cabinet one time, and had the bright idea to band them all together with a zip tie so I could light them all at once. This was like half a dozen boxes of them. I took the bundle outside to light, bent the legs outward so it would stand upright on the parking lot pavement. I pulled a sparkler out and up from the center to act as a wick, then lit it up. Man, it was quite the display. After it was spent, I kicked the now-glowing red-hot steel rod leftover into a snowbank, and watched a giant cloud of steam rise up from it. Yeah, probably would have gotten nice and burnt had I held the lit bundle in my hand.
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If you wrap a bunch of sparklers in duct tape, they do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAurWfQ637U&t=29s
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raggedphoto posted:People in Portland have been freaking out that “even sparklers are banned” but honestly they almost seem more dangerous than other fireworks in some ways. people from portland can't even pump their own gas so frankly it's completely fair to not trust them with incendiary devices
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didnt they just repeal that
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:didnt they just repeal that They did! Can’t wait to watch live re-enactments of the gasoline fight from Zoolander when Oregonians finally get their mitts on the pumps.
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