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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


We need this but with elon and theres like a collapsing building in the background

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Twitter appears to be dying on mobile

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

the AI scraper bot swarm waited until Elon was sleeping off his Friday drug binge to destroy the greatest bastion of free speech smh

uncertainty
Aug 8, 2011


For me mobile works but on pc I get the rate limit exceeded.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

uncertainty posted:

For me mobile works but on pc I get the rate limit exceeded.

Looking into it

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

kazil posted:

the AI scraper bot swarm waited until Elon was sleeping off his Friday drug binge to destroy the greatest bastion of free speech smh

Concerning

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Lol. It’s dead

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol the dozen twitter staff now have to work over the holiday weekend

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




kazil posted:

lol the dozen twitter staff now have to work over the holiday weekend

!!

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

if you open up devtools on chromium and go to console you can troubleshoot it yourself. you can just see it rapidly trying to make the same request for the emoji button over and over for some reason.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Perfect time for Twitter to die during the Fourth of July weekend!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Endorph posted:

if you open up devtools on chromium and go to console you can troubleshoot it yourself. you can just see it rapidly trying to make the same request for the emoji button over and over for some reason.

:elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon:

If you work at Twitter and are reading this post, and Elon attempts to fire you, just decline and go back to work. If he tries to get physical just call the cops. Don't sign an NDA or any paperwork with him.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Endorph posted:

if you open up devtools on chromium and go to console you can troubleshoot it yourself. you can just see it rapidly trying to make the same request for the emoji button over and over for some reason.

Elon has programmed Twitters AI to constantly post the cry laugh emoji 🤣

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



:elon:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Concerning

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
Looking into it

Gros Tarla
Dec 30, 2008

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Where this gets even dumber is a scraper can be set to use a login, so this is no actual stopping of large scape scraping.

And he obviously fired the network people who understand network analysis tools, rate limiting, threat profiles, data flow and all the automated toolsets to lock out bad actors etc etc so his stupid lock out of all non auth requests won't do poo poo
.

It's simply a way to boost account creation, thus making the platform more valuable to investors and advertisers. The scraping thing is just an excuse.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Furthermore, if he tries to lecture you, or Assert His Dominance, just point at the door and tell him to get out immediately. Help each other do this until it's clear he's not welcome.

e: If he complains about this and calls a meeting, please direct him to me for further questions.

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Jul 1, 2023

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Is he dead yet

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


The fight hasn't happened yet, so no

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
Did they just crank down the rate limit to try to stop scraping (or people who have extracted the API key from the official app) and break things for even moderately active users?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

waffle iron posted:

Did they just crank down the rate limit to try to stop scraping (or people who have extracted the API key from the official app) and break things for even moderately active users?
no, people are getting this on their first login of the day/week/w/e

like i said, its an issue with the site just constantly making broken requests

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Elon certainly seems like he would adjust settings without knowing what they actually do, but we will probably never know.

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Ding ding ding. I'd like to imagine Elon coming across this in the crossword and it driving him up the wall but I think realistically if he did sit down to do one he'd struggle with anything more than 4 letters and then declare them childish.

Skunny Wundy
Jul 9, 2012

Mr. Musk sir may I please have some more rates

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

what the gently caress are user-seconds?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I can't believe Yaccarino would break Elon's twitter like this

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



emSparkly posted:

At one point Elon is gonna realize

I have bad news....

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

what the gently caress are user-seconds?

It's what the second guy at the Epstein parties gets

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
twitters working fine i just had to spam the reload button like 40 times

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Imagine trying to fix something as complex as twitter without proper knowledge or documentation and with musk screeching führious over your shoulder because he can't get his hourly twit fix.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

what the gently caress are user-seconds?

When people like his stolen meme instead of the person he stole them from

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Poil posted:

Imagine trying to fix something as complex as twitter without proper knowledge or documentation and with musk screeching führious over your shoulder because he can't get his hourly twit fix.
That's all entirely IT routine. The unique part is the boss is a very rich public clown instead of a very rich private clown.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Holy poo poo Trump tweeted on 29/06 and no one even noticed lol

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Lmao site is down.

Also I wonder if your "user second" tally up if you have it open in a separate window but aren't actively scrolling

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Herstory Begins Now posted:

twitters working fine i just had to spam the reload button like 40 times

lol what does twitter have to do for people to stop using it

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Somewhere in the twitter code, an overworked coder wrote «if (requests < 100) then block()» when it should have been (requests > 100)

Goffer
Apr 4, 2007
"..."
Test, poster from 2 min ago:

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1675157455662194690?t=w4CNTAsOpydtf7ZnHN-Few&s=09

I was going to say it's working for me but something just went wrong and noes it's broke.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Tiny Timbs posted:

lol what does twitter have to do for people to stop using it

Nothing but its full annihilation will do it, it seems.

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John Mirra
Dec 18, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

what the gently caress are user-seconds?

A metric Elong made up to to pretend that people are using Twitter because his other fake metric, "user-minutes", isn't performing to his expectations.

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