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He's gonna have to make up another KPI to make himself feel good because the user-seconds thing is gonna tank hard with this "feature"
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Lid posted:No he's the opposite, he's part of that cult of billionaires obsessed with eugenics and pure breeding. It's why he has so many children that all hate him. And why he has step-sisters in womb right now. They think they are perfect specimens of genetics, which is why all Adonis' go bald at age 20.
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Jul 1, 2023 19:58
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theghostpt posted:He's gonna have to make up another KPI to make himself feel good because the user-seconds thing is gonna tank hard with this "feature" Percentage of quota used per account is averaging out to 99%! An all-time high!
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Jul 1, 2023 19:58
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theghostpt posted:He's gonna have to make up another KPI to make himself feel good because the user-seconds thing is gonna tank hard with this "feature" User-seconds > server calls bing bong
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Jul 1, 2023 19:59
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JC, Twitter’s going... The platform’s going black! JC! No more hyperlinks, tweets of any kind. We'll start again, live in forums... If you receive this, if you survive... Then find us. FIND US!
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Jul 1, 2023 20:00
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lol it's literally "turning a big dial that says 'Tweet limit' on it and constantly looking back at the users for approval"
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Jul 1, 2023 20:00
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MrQwerty posted:User-seconds > server calls bing bong Will never break the user seconds record with seconds now being rationed
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Jul 1, 2023 20:01
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Adding postview paywall to the Elon Lowtax bingo board. I'm starting to believe the conspiracy theories that the billionaires are actively trying to destroy social media because they were getting tired of the poors getting such a loud voice.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:05
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Trying to think of some of my favorite Musk embarrassing moments. There are too many. I think so far my absolute favorite for sure is when he went up against Dril and got dunked on really hard.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:07
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I said come in! posted:Trying to think of some of my favorite Musk embarrassing moments. There are too many. I think so far my absolute favorite for sure is when he went up against Dril and got dunked on really hard.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:09
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Pookah posted:And here I am , never had an account and I'm busily scraping SO MUCH data from all these embedded tweets, and Elon can't stop me. I have a Firefox extension that acts like a RSS feed of Twitter accounts I still wanted to follow without actually using my account, but then I never read the feed because even at the time I only barely used Twitter, so it's just been sitting there scraping unread tweets until today where it seems like it's finally unable to get any new ones. I like to think I did my part in making Musky sad
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Jul 1, 2023 20:09
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Lid posted:No he's the opposite, he's part of that cult of billionaires obsessed with eugenics and pure breeding. It's why he has so many children that all hate him. you dont need to be childless or a virgin to be an incell. musk wants his peepee to feel good, but Grimes wont give him the time of day, nor will any other women even though he's rich. he's kinda like a cousin or a different evolution branch to Notch.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:10
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I deleted my Twitter account the day he took over. How many mins of scrolling does it take to hit the new limits?
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Jul 1, 2023 20:11
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Vib Rib posted:Challenged Zuckerberg to a fist fight then had his mom call it off Apparently going ahead in the Coliseum
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Jul 1, 2023 20:11
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I said come in! posted:Trying to think of some of my favorite Musk embarrassing moments. There are too many. I think so far my absolute favorite for sure is when he went up against Dril and got dunked on really hard. has to be when he paid Dave Chappelle to let him on stage during a show and got booed so hard it broke his brain
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Jul 1, 2023 20:13
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davecrazy posted:I deleted my Twitter account the day he took over. How many mins of scrolling does it take to hit the new limits? Like 10 minutes or so.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:13
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kazil posted:has to be when he paid Dave Chappelle to let him on stage during a show and got booed so hard it broke his brain Ooh god I forgot about that one. That was incredible.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:13
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I said come in! posted:Trying to think of some of my favorite Musk embarrassing moments. There are too many. I think so far my absolute favorite for sure is when he went up against Dril and got dunked on really hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrTXBFcvoMQ
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Jul 1, 2023 20:14
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kinda disappointed that I won't be able to browse japanese twitter when everybody wakes up in a few hours to see the reaction
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Jul 1, 2023 20:15
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Not believing this is on purpose, they probably broke something and are covering it up with 'yeah it was on purpose'. If I hit retry a few times things do load, sometimes, other times everything is just broken. They just slapped a 'You're rate limited' banner on the bottom while they're trying to fix whatever's wrong.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:16
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Sterf posted:Not believing this is on purpose, they probably broke something and are covering it up with 'yeah it was on purpose'. and the error message still says 'wait a few minutes then try again' and not 'you are rate limited for the day'
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Jul 1, 2023 20:17
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im just not going to use twitter anymore, you all actually saved my life.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:18
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Rate limit is defintiely cover for a massive fire in the server room
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Jul 1, 2023 20:19
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What does a limit of 600 viewable posts even mean. Do replies count? If you click on a thread is every post counted against you? Do your own posts on your own profile? Just seems like bullshit he's spontaneously throwing out to distract from the website being on fire in a way he can't fix. Also lists just seem hosed. I can get individual tweets to eventually show up but I can't get any lists to load.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:19
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Gonna extremely limit views on my site that depends on ad revenue, I am a business genius...kneel before me
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Jul 1, 2023 20:21
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I think Elon would really like Animal Crossing because it would give him the feeling of living around people who actually love and appreciate him as a person. It would be a real escapist fantasy for him.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:22
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emSparkly posted:I think Elon would really like Animal Crossing because it would give him the feeling of living around people who actually love and appreciate him as a person. It would be a real escapist fantasy for him. It also involves paying rent so it too fictional for him.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:23
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Stink Billyums posted:kinda disappointed that I won't be able to browse japanese twitter when everybody wakes up in a few hours to see the reaction If japanese twitter does a mass exodus that’ll be the last straw, those are load bearing anime girls
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Jul 1, 2023 20:23
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emSparkly posted:I think Elon would really like Animal Crossing because it would give him the feeling of living around people who actually love and appreciate him as a person. It would be a real escapist fantasy for him. he’d get upset when he can’t play as Tom Nook
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Jul 1, 2023 20:23
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emSparkly posted:I think Elon would really like Animal Crossing because it would give him the feeling of living around people who actually love and appreciate him as a person. It would be a real escapist fantasy for him. Make him play Gamecube Animal Crossing, where the animals insult your intelligence.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:24
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Youth Decay posted:Adding postview paywall to the Elon Lowtax bingo board. They're not that smart They are all idiot narcissists that no one tells no, therefore they are very popular and smart obviously 
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Jul 1, 2023 20:24
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All this because Grimes dumped him. Lol.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:25
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He would complain constantly that the social contract was not balanced.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:26
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morgan stanley my people yearn for freedom
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Jul 1, 2023 20:27
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Head Bee Guy posted:Rate limit is defintiely cover for a massive fire in the server room "you might be able to load 600 tweets today  "
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Jul 1, 2023 20:28
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What a lovely day to uninstall Twitter and start posting rehab
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Jul 1, 2023 20:28
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i wonder how the saudis who funded his purchase of twitter feel about this
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Jul 1, 2023 20:28
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Okay TweetDeck appears to be able to bypass the tweet daily limit lmao. Reading Elons latest tweet, the blue checkmark responses to him are all negative. Everyone is against him on this one.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:28
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https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1675210214314737664?s=46&t=zT_I03vxpg3zsfxl4cf83A Lol
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Endorph posted:i wonder how the saudis who funded his purchase of twitter feel about this God willing this will end with him getting a visit from the Tiger Squad.
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