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Wiseguy or rapper or the like mixes up the foods you name when you mean money. His or her entourage never correct him and so they keep saying things like "Look at all these grapefruits!" and "I'm putting real big sirloin out on that snitch" and "All I'm saying Johnny is that he better have my oatmeal or things won't end well for him.". Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Jun 21, 2023 |
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Bright Bart posted:Wiseguy or rapper or the like mixes up the foods you name when you mean money. Or just one specific food. Like sheets of nori. "Yeah gonna make it rain with these nori sheets!" "there's an entire payroll in that armored car, we're talking a hundred k easy!" "that's a lot of nori!" "I got nori in rolls, like maki, I'm the mack" "Dude stop trying to make 'nori' a thing" "You're just jealous of my nori" |
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Finger Prince posted:"I got nori in rolls, like maki, I'm the mack" Haha. lol at this one. One I like the most from the 3 I pitched is oatmeal. Because then you could have a situation where their daughter is going out with a boy and they argue with their spouse over it with 'Common Norra, that kid is just after our oatmeal". |
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focus group notes for the Titanic reboot
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FF7's final boss except it's a delicious looking cake. |
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Jun 22, 2023 08:49
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A house full of people named fred. people keep knocking on the front door that are "looking someone named fred" but the person answering isnt the right fred so the house is full of people hollering for a "fred" |
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Jun 22, 2023 10:12
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not dead yet posted:A house full of people named fred. people keep knocking on the front door that are "looking someone named fred" but the person answering isnt the right fred so the house is full of people hollering for a "fred" Your implication is funnier but mine is that the person who knocks & asks is met with 'fred. fred. fred? fre-ed, freeeed, FREDDD' and thinks the guy who answered the door is really mad. The visitors could be cops executing a search warrant but would just leave like this dude really hates fred there's no way fred's here. |
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Marketers realise that irony has outlived its usefulness and the new hot trend is ultrasincerity. |
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Those intimate videos where celebrities bake something for the audience in their home become such a large part of being a famous person that kitchen skills are basically a necessity for any real sucess in sports or music. "You want me to sign your artist to our label? Look, he's a nice kid. But he can't make a simple apple pie to save his life. A soufflé? Forget it!" Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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the sequel to it follows the book |
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Prurient Squid posted:FF7's final boss except it's a delicious looking cake. One Winged Angel Food |
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google THIS posted:One Winged Angel Food
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I just flew in from Dallas _______________________________________________boy are my arms tired_______________
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A dystopic flower garden ruled by the tiny iron fists of the KG Bees. |
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Evader Holyshit, the world's fastest boxer. Dodging and weaving like he ain't even there. Fists like the north star. |
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All of this, the guns, the bombs, the revolution had something to do with a man named: Meowth. |
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Flipping gently caress, and also loving flip, are funny things to say. |
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For days the goons trembled before the door... none dared to utter a word. |
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A very enthusiastic german boy answering everything you tell him with ja? ja?, oh ja!? |
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A new couple decides to "take things real slow" after a few dates do they only text each other small talk once every six months. |
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There are two brothers. Both are called Hans and one is good and the other is evil. something, something... don't let it fall into the wrong Hans. This could be related to the prior post about the German boy who goes ja ja ja. |
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Inspired by the thread Grillin' Dad come Grillin' Chad Hey glad you could make it! Oh, late? Don't worry about it. It's a free country. Anyways connect to the BlueTooth speaker we're all taking turns throwing on songs. And grab whichever beer you want from the fridges. Pool's clean too if you want to take a dip. Grillin' Mad Oh you want a chicken burger? When you see I'm making the steaks? Which I had to grab from the freezer because nobody brought their own like I asked? Sure sure sure. This is apparently a full-service restaurant after all. Nice of you to have brought your own hot sauce. Guess mine's not good enough. And I guess hefting it over here left no room for the steak I asked you to bring. Just... do better. Grillin' Bad So everyone does steak medium-rare but I feel like if being cooked somewhat is okay then being cooked a lot is even better right? There aren't any sides because all you'll need with these suckers is a big dollop of ketchup. No you can't grill your own after I'm done. I'll tell you why. Because you have to cook the meth. |
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Two little German kids. Both are called Hans. One always tells the truth, the other runs a meth lab. Both of them answer all questions with a ja. |
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Two little German kids and they answer to everything said to them with si si si. |
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Prurient Squid posted:There are two brothers. Both are called Hans and one is good and the other is evil. something, something... don't let it fall into the wrong Hans. how about a dutch child with a lust for murder? |
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Karate Bastard posted:Evader Holyshit, the world's fastest boxer. Dodging and weaving like he ain't even there. Fists like the north star. The Rumble in the Jungle The Thrilla in Manilla The Dispute in Beirut The spar in the bar The Pasting in Hastings |
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Jaguars! posted:The Rumble in the Jungle Cockamamie in Pennsylvan-ey Brouhaha in Pensacola |
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Wertjoe posted:I was thinking the other day about how when harmful things happen you slowly grow an immunity. When you're a kid you fall down on your face like, all the time. Then you get old and better at life so you stop falling down . I haven't straight fallen over in years. Anyways I think this is why old people fall over then die. I still think about this, actually. That's why every morning I roll out of bed and right onto the floor. Have to stay strong. |
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A snowboarding video game where you choose two characters. One to be the boarder and one to be the board. |
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Cool Boards! |
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Danny DeVito playing Leonardo DaVinci. |
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canyoneer posted:Cockamamie in Pennsylvan-ey Nice, I was looking for one for Brouhaha The spat at Gujarat The Affray in Mandalay |
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fight fight fight on the isle of wight
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The Battle in Seattle |
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Jaguars! posted:The Rumble in the Jungle the fracas in utah |
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The fray in the bay of biscay The Bleding in Reading Nice work team If I can think up some more good ones I might take this one for a spin. |
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The tiff in Cardiff The side-eye in Gundagai e: The dust-up in Dunlop crusty fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jul 2, 2023 |
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The fracas in Caracas The fisticuffs at the Scarborough Bluffs The ol' one-two in Timbuktu |
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The Brawl in Gaul The Murda in Bermuda The Bukakke in Milwaukee I am a patient they. |
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