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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Lord Harbor
Apr 17, 2005
Bruce Campbell: You've stolen my heart, but you'll never take my freedom
Nap Ghost

Turning a big dial that says "Tweet limit" on it and constantly looking at the internet for approval.

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

funniest tweet he's ever made

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023

Polygynous posted:

funniest tweet he's ever made

:elon:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
jesus christ

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
This will accelerate the development of x, the everything app, by several orders of magnitude

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Who wins

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1675229933604335617?s=20

NYT: Musk/Zuck Cage Fight Appears Likely To Happen

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

DeeplyConcerned posted:

This will accelerate the development of x, the everything app, by several orders of magnitude

I'm ready to sacrifice my brain for it sir

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Data's evil brother for sure.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Data's evil brother for sure.

Ewww don't degrade Lore like that.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Limiting people to 600 posts per day will probably do wonders for the mental health of people who view more than 600 twitter posts a day, tbqh. Elon does it again!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007



:elon:

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

This is hilarious because it solves nothing for 99% of users and still ultimately blocks ad displaying.

God he's such a rube.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Who wins

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1675229933604335617?s=20

NYT: Musk/Zuck Cage Fight Appears Likely To Happen

That Musk picture looks like a wax figure.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Like he's carefully fine-tuning the limits on his well-oiled machine, watching metrics on a big board in a C&C room

None of this is actually real, he's just typing words

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

DeeplyConcerned posted:

This will accelerate the development of x, the everything app, by several orders of magnitude

I thought we were moving to wayland.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Who wins

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1675229933604335617?s=20

NYT: Musk/Zuck Cage Fight Appears Likely To Happen

That looks like a post-fight photo of Musk.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Data Graham posted:

“Idea” lmaooooo

How do these people qualify as life forms

Cat turd contains lots of bacteria, which qualify as life forms

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Rhonne posted:

That Musk picture looks like a wax figure.

My "plastic surgery is bad" post has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my face.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Rate limiting will revolutionize the twitter experience

wielder
Feb 16, 2008

"You had best not do that, Avatar!"
It's Twitter telling you to go outside and do other stuff. Or play more games, read more ebooks, whatever.

FurtherReading
Sep 4, 2007

Can someone ask Elon's Mom to intervene here like she did with the cage fight?

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
It gives me hope for the future. The worst possible thing would be the rich being highly competent sociopaths willing to do anything to ensure their own supremacy, but in reality they are incredibly stupid and apathetic narcissists who can not be bothered to do the slightest bit to maintain the system that protects them. I know this because none of the other people that sunk billions into twitter have had Musk killed by now, which is what I would do if this moron was threatening billions of my dollars.

whiskas
May 30, 2005
Parr of me feels bad for whatever engineers are dealing with this poo poo on a Saturday, probably because they have an H1B ball and chain tied to their ankle.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Willo567 posted:

Wonder how the new ceo is reacting to all this. Can't imagine she's happy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff


quote:

The glass cliff is a hypothesized phenomenon of women being likelier than men to achieve leadership roles, such as executives in the corporate world and political election candidates, during periods of crisis or downturn, when the risk of failure is highest.

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.


Why does bluesky have a racism slider

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Solus posted:



Why does bluesky have a racism slider

I mean it’s just Jack redoing twitter, folks shouldn’t forget he’s also a shithead

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Twitter: free speech but not free viewing

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rhonne posted:

I gotta ask, would data scraping actually cause the problems Musk is saying it is, or is he using it as an excuse to cover up something he broke himself?

Data scrapping is a problem in that Elon was late to the AI race (more like he threw a tantrum and left the race).

So now all that juicy, valuable data that twitter has can be scrapped to train AIs, making other people rich, and Elon is not getting paid for it. That's a huge problem for someone as petty as him

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Closing the petting zoo, people just come in here and pet them!!! Walking by and see them?! Some take pictures and print them. NO. MORE. ZOO.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Doesn’t limiting the amount of posts you see per day just encourage people to block as many accounts as they can so they don’t “waste” views on them? I thought Elon wanted people to stop doing that?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


trucutru posted:

Data scrapping is a problem in that Elon was late to the AI race (more like he threw a tantrum and left the race).

So now all that juicy, valuable data that twitter has can be scrapped to train AIs, making other people rich, and Elon is not getting paid for it. That's a huge problem for someone as petty as him

good

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
i will never get tired of this joke

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1675283097208643587?s=20

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Was the joke cut off in that picture because otherwise lol

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




priznat posted:

Was the joke cut off in that picture because otherwise lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Hell yeah MILF messenger time to sign up

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


priznat posted:

Was the joke cut off in that picture because otherwise lol

:lol: yes, yes it was

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

I'm still laughing!

E: Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!

Plan R fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Jul 2, 2023

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

priznat posted:

Was the joke cut off in that picture because otherwise lol

They didn't want your wife to see it.

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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Youth Decay posted:

Hold up, isn't Tesla's quarterly meeting tomorrow?

I usually assume stupidity rather than malice but the man is absolutely petty enough to try to kill reporting on how much of a failure his other businesses are

No that’s just a coincidence born from the fact that todays fiscal new year for most places

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