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Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
it really is funny how rian johnson left the knights of ren out of the throne room in Ep VIII so they could be used in Ep IX

I think they compete with Kelly Marie Tran for least amount of screentime

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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

General Dog posted:

I think it's okay to have TV for reactionaries.
Cop shows are already like a third of all television produced.



Wolfsheim posted:

it really is funny how rian johnson left the knights of ren out of the throne room in Ep VIII so they could be used in Ep IX

I think they compete with Kelly Marie Tran for least amount of screentime
This is because the knights of Ren were going to be a bigger part of the original Ep IX Duel of the Fates, it was only post-TLJ that Disney threw everything they had in the trash and basically started over

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Chewie was probably gonna do that sick Krr’stan fatality on one lol.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Duel of the Fates is not a perfect script, but I feel like it would’ve been a vast improvement on what we actually got.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Jul 2, 2023

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Assepoester posted:

Cop shows are already like a third of all television produced.

This is because the knights of Ren were going to be a bigger part of the original Ep IX Duel of the Fates, it was only post-TLJ that Disney threw everything they had in the trash and basically started over



One can see how Rey and Kylo taking on the Knights of Ren on a swamp/desert/tree planet would have been better than them taking on faceless red mooks in the Red Snoke Room

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Those faceless red mooks are the Knights of Ren and nothing I saw on screen implied anything otherwise.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

The Knights of Ren as primary antagonists would have saved the ST

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

feedmyleg posted:

Those guys in the casino are the Knights of Ren and nothing I saw on screen implied anything otherwise.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Basically the whole trilogy is based on setting stuff up for a sequel that never happens because the actual sequel throws it all out or outright forgets about it to set up new poo poo that never happens.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

caveat TLJ literally directly continues from TFA to its detriment

edit: like it would have been 100x better if it time skipped 3 years with finn having a cyborg spine and rey having been trained by luke who is now just with the crew hanging out and kylo got snoke swole but JJ had to end on such a specific cliffhanger that nerds would be annoyed if they skipped the resolution to that lucasfilm basically obligated to continue from that spot

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I mean, not really? Imagine how many copies the tie-in video game, comic or show could have made that bridged that gap.

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Basically the whole trilogy is based on setting stuff up for a sequel that never happens because the actual sequel throws it all out or outright forgets about it to set up new poo poo that never happens.

It also doesn't really feel like they ever had a concrete outline for the trilogy planned and just made things up as they went along (not to mention the two competing directors that seemed hellbent on sabotaging each other's plot points)

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
For all I know, i more like they had an outline, but than they had another and finally a third one

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
Idk, considering the efficient game of exquisite corpse up to IX's pre-production cycle (Rian going to JJ to add/change things for uniformity / Trevorrow asking the same from Rian [which is why the alternate Phasma death scene exists]) it looked more like whatever plan was in place was thrown out the window because of death and deadlines.

Not like the deadline thing didn't plague it from the beginning. Brad Bird & Michael Arndt were making Episode VII from George's outline before they dipped because the deadline was too tight.

Star Wars movies really need that 3-year cycle. Anything less and, uh, you know...

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
They didn't have an outline. Rey taking the name Skywalker and Kylo being redeemed were floated from the start but that was about it.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

MrMojok posted:

One can see how Rey and Kylo taking on the Knights of Ren on a swamp/desert/tree planet would have been better than them taking on faceless red mooks in the Red Snoke Room

Oh yeah I still lol that that weird opening for Rise of Skywalker of Ren running around a forest flailing at random dudes lol, IIRC they filmed Hux being there too but it wasn't in the final movie.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
I still don’t understand how we got Phasma being defeated, humiliated and left for dead twice without ever getting a payoff in the third film.

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

Angry Salami posted:

I still don’t understand how we got Phasma being defeated, humiliated and left for dead twice without ever getting a payoff in the third film.

Well, as Palpatine showed, you finally die after getting exploded twice, so she'd used up her quota by the second film

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Angry Salami posted:

I still don’t understand how we got Phasma being defeated, humiliated and left for dead twice without ever getting a payoff in the third film.

Star Wars adheres to the Rule of Two

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

General Dog posted:

Star Wars adheres to the Rule of Two

lol

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
It's time..for the Star Wars to end.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

the sequels will continue until morale improves

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Each new sequel will right the wrongs of the last sequel.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Probably the ideal sequel is maz kanata performing a waiting for godot esque unhinged free associative rant. 2 hours 46 minutes

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

No Mods No Masters posted:

Probably the ideal sequel is maz kanata performing a waiting for godot esque unhinged free associative rant. 2 hours 46 minutes

x3

make it a trilogy

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Jerkface posted:

caveat TLJ literally directly continues from TFA to its detriment

edit: like it would have been 100x better if it time skipped 3 years with finn having a cyborg spine and rey having been trained by luke who is now just with the crew hanging out and kylo got snoke swole but JJ had to end on such a specific cliffhanger that nerds would be annoyed if they skipped the resolution to that lucasfilm basically obligated to continue from that spot

They could have skipped to a moment when Rey has been training with Luke for some undetermined ammount of time and either do a flashback to their meeting (which would probably suck) or just reference it somehow. Or they could have just ignored it. Nerds would have been annoyed but they were annoyed anyway.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Basically they didn't have much of a real outline and also kept out throwing out what plans they did have for ill-considered whims. Wildly overreacting to twitter discourse and having no faith in their own material.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Actually it would have been really interesting to have TLJ open with Finn waking from his medical bacta coma to the brand new status quo some arbitrary time in the future (years?). Ground the entire film from his pov as the main hero character and show the rest of the changes the audience learns as he does.

Would have been cool and a better treatment than Boyega got.

Captain Jesus posted:

They could have skipped to a moment when Rey has been training with Luke for some undetermined ammount of time and either do a flashback to their meeting (which would probably suck) or just reference it somehow. Or they could have just ignored it. Nerds would have been annoyed but they were annoyed anyway.

Yea i mean obviously they could have just ignored it or whatever and done a flashback or mentioned it in passing and yea nerds would be upset no matter what because they had a few years to stew on a cliffhanger. Howwver i think lucasfilm basically would force the movie to address it. TFA ended on such a stupid loving cliffhanger that it basically had to be resolved! Even though we know it did not need a direct continuation, but thats because we are not soulless corporate hacks.

Jerkface fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Jul 3, 2023

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Jerkface posted:

Actually it would have been really interesting to have TLJ open with Finn waking from his medical bacta coma to the brand new status quo some arbitrary time in the future (years?). Ground the entire film from his pov as the main hero character and show the rest of the changes the audience learns as he does.

Would have been cool and a better treatment than Boyega got.

Yea i mean obviously they could have just ignored it or whatever and done a flashback or mentioned it in passing and yea nerds would be upset no matter what because they had a few years to stew on a cliffhanger. Howwver i think lucasfilm basically would force the movie to address it. TFA ended on such a stupid loving cliffhanger that it basically had to be resolved! Even though we know it did not need a direct continuation, but thats because we are not soulless corporate hacks.

I agree with this but I don't think the end of TFA is a cliffhanger - namely the meeting between Luke and Rei. It works more like a MCU post-credit scene and there was no reason for TLJ to pick up exactly at that moment. Audience expects Luke to train Rey which is what happens in the end anyway. The twist is that Luke is unwilling to do it but they still could have started TLJ with Rey hanging out on the island for some time with Luke ignoring her and refusing to train her.

In the end it's interesting that TFA and TLJ effectively ended up functioning as a two part movie.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

I agree with the idea of it being kind of like an MCU after credits scene except for star wars its the literal ending scene that cuts to the iconic credits music with the iris out and all the prerelease buzz was about the "epic final shot that will rock audiences" because its the first star wars to end on a helicopter shot or some poo poo.

So i get the sentiment but it doesn't work like that at all. They would have been better to have ended it with Rey and the falcon going to hyperspace to find Luke or with Luke actually doing more than grimacing.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Jerkface posted:

Actually it would have been really interesting to have TLJ open with Finn waking from his medical bacta coma to the brand new status quo some arbitrary time in the future (years?). Ground the entire film from his pov as the main hero character and show the rest of the changes the audience learns as he does.

Finn waking up covered in medical equipment like Darth Vader is already one of the more interesting scenes in the film, just in a what the visual communicate sense.

Shame it's ditched immediately and doesn't go anywhere.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Jerkface posted:

Actually it would have been really interesting to have TLJ open with Finn waking from his medical bacta coma to the brand new status quo some arbitrary time in the future (years?). Ground the entire film from his pov as the main hero character and show the rest of the changes the audience learns as he does.

Still wish it had been this:

General Dog posted:

So did Finn end up in a coma just so he can be our surrogate asking a bunch of questions after the time jump to the beginning of ep 8?

I wouldn't be surprised if he wakes up 5 years later and Rey and Luke are ruling the galaxy with an iron fist, and the only hope for the galaxy is for him to help washout loser Kylo Ren rediscover his mojo and take down the Jedi despots.

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

The Empress's New Groove with Rey and Kylo as Yzma and Kronk to Finn and Poe's Kuzco and Pacha?

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Jerkface posted:

I agree with the idea of it being kind of like an MCU after credits scene except for star wars its the literal ending scene that cuts to the iconic credits music with the iris out and all the prerelease buzz was about the "epic final shot that will rock audiences" because its the first star wars to end on a helicopter shot or some poo poo.

So i get the sentiment but it doesn't work like that at all. They would have been better to have ended it with Rey and the falcon going to hyperspace to find Luke or with Luke actually doing more than grimacing.

What do you mean it doesn't work like that at all? That it's impossible not to pick up TLJ immediatelly where TFA ended because it's Star Wars? TLJ was all about doing things differently and in the OT and PT Lucas continued the story between films at whatever point he decided. The Clone Wars get skipped entirely between AOTC and ROTS. There's not cliffhanger to be resolved at the end of TFA. Rey meets Luke and there's nothing that either character needs to do immediatelly.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
had a funny moment when i realised that anakin slaughtering the tusken in episode 2 is drawing a parallel with padme reconciling with the gungans in episode 1, and that her limp reassurances to him is making a point that she didn't actually learn anything from the trade federation's invasion. lmao

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Captain Jesus posted:

What do you mean it doesn't work like that at all? That it's impossible not to pick up TLJ immediatelly where TFA ended because it's Star Wars? TLJ was all about doing things differently and in the OT and PT Lucas continued the story between films at whatever point he decided. The Clone Wars get skipped entirely between AOTC and ROTS. There's not cliffhanger to be resolved at the end of TFA. Rey meets Luke and there's nothing that either character needs to do immediatelly.

No i am saying it doesnt work in practice like an MCU post credits scene. I agree they could have easily skipped the reunion if not for I am sure the entire executive suite wanting it resolved.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The post-credit stinger should have been Luke tossing the lightsaber away.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Grendels Dad posted:

The post-credit stinger should have been Luke tossing the lightsaber away.

Should've been Luke turning around wearing half a vader mask and igniting a red lightsaber.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

teagone posted:

Should've been Luke turning around wearing half a vader mask and igniting a red lightsaber.

"I didn't hide, I was locked away!


Now DIE, MUAHAHA!"

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
It should have been Luke grabbing an empty bottle, letting people speculate what he was gonna milk

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