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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

What�s a tip toe tank tread?

# ? Jun 30, 2023 18:19

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# ? May 24, 2024 19:57

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

not much, what's a tip toe tank tread with you?

# ? Jun 30, 2023 18:20

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

Velocity Raptor posted:

That's a lot of pedalling for the speed he's going. Who would want this as a form of locomotion?

this is just a goofy project, nobody thinks it's a better way to do anything

# ? Jun 30, 2023 18:22

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

I'd argue it's still a less stupid form of transport than a Segway

# ? Jun 30, 2023 18:32

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

Bad Munki posted:

Also, tip toe tank tread is some great alliteration.

# ? Jun 30, 2023 18:45

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

r u ready to WALK posted:

I'd argue it's still a less stupid form of transport than a Segway

I had a door-to-door pest control salesman come up to my front door, be incredibly obnoxious and unrelenting about trying to get me to sign up, then when I shut the door in his face because he wouldn't stop, he got on a hoverboard, rolled down the driveway, and got intercepted by a passing cop who pulled up and asked for his permits for going door-to-door.

extremely weird experience

# ? Jun 30, 2023 19:04

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Captain Invictus posted:

I had a door-to-door pest control salesman come up to my front door, be incredibly obnoxious and unrelenting about trying to get me to sign up, then when I shut the door in his face because he wouldn't stop, he got on a hoverboard, rolled down the driveway, and got intercepted by a passing cop who pulled up and asked for his permits for going door-to-door.

extremely weird experience

Did the cop chase him down on a hoverboard with sirens?

# ? Jun 30, 2023 22:19

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

no the cop was just cruising through the neighborhood and nearly hit him because the dingus rode his stupid hoverboard right into the road to go across to my neighbors without looking. so the cop stopped and made him pull out his permits lol

# ? Jun 30, 2023 22:29

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

https://i.imgur.com/7RwaQKZ.mp4

# ? Jun 30, 2023 23:13

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Velocity Raptor posted:

That's a lot of pedalling for the speed he's going. Who would want this as a form of locomotion?

Someone with a pet armadillo?

I dunno.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 01:58

spookygonk: Apr 3, 2005; Does not give a damn

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/oZhnb6A.gifv

I laughed myself into a Covid wheezing fit on this one.

That was a seriously loud "Holy poo poo" from me. Think I need a beer after that.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 17:31

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0Qu19Vy.mp4

Well, it really tied the room together.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 17:44

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/YTo6FZO.mp4

# ? Jul 2, 2023 01:08

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

they play david bowie more often than you think in grocery stores and it's great.

# ? Jul 2, 2023 05:58

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

LifeSunDeath posted:

they play david bowie more often than you think in grocery stores and it's great.

I hear Just Dance 3/4 of the time and Under Pressure the 1/4.

# ? Jul 2, 2023 06:16

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

dialhforhero posted:

Just Dance

Let's Dance

dialhforhero posted:

Under Pressure

Ice Ice Baby

# ? Jul 2, 2023 06:19

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

dialhforhero posted:

I hear Just Dance 3/4 of the time and Under Pressure the 1/4.

also golden years

# ? Jul 2, 2023 06:23

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

If the grocery store is playing Free Fallin' I will walk around singing Free Ballin'

# ? Jul 2, 2023 08:26

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

Non Compos Mentis posted:

If the grocery store is playing Free Fallin' I will walk around singing Free Ballin'

this is illegal if you are not actually freeballin' at the time

# ? Jul 2, 2023 08:42

Bodnoirbabe: Apr 30, 2007

Kheldarn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YTo6FZO.mp4

Oh dang my husband drinks that brand and flavor of kombucha. Nice.

# ? Jul 2, 2023 08:48

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

It's good, not Mother Kombucha good however

# ? Jul 2, 2023 15:07

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

https://i.imgur.com/paqIqM8.mp4

# ? Jul 3, 2023 00:48

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/ta6gFeF.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/075D6w2.mp4

dumb. posted:

https://i.imgur.com/paqIqM8.mp4

# ? Jul 3, 2023 01:21

DaveKap: Feb 5, 2006; Pickle: Inspected.

Does anyone know how to make it so that the controls for mp4s are defaulted to showing in Chrome so I don't have to right click each time? I had something that did it and it stopped working and... I don't remember what the thing even was.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 02:41

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

DaveKap posted:

Does anyone know how to make it so that the controls for mp4s are defaulted to showing in Chrome so I don't have to right click each time? I had something that did it and it stopped working and... I don't remember what the thing even was.

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 2/27/2020, 11:56:31 PM
// ==/UserScript==

const fixVideos = setTimeout(function(){
  var videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
  for(var i = 0; i < videos.length; i++){
    videos[i].removeAttribute('loop');
    videos[i].controls = true;
    videos[i].pause();
    videos[i].currentTime = 0;
    videos[i].volume = 1;
    videos[i].muted = false;
  }
}, 500);

# ? Jul 3, 2023 02:48

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

I know this is unusual on this forum, but I'm not a coder and don't know what to do with that.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 03:35

DaveKap: Feb 5, 2006; Pickle: Inspected.

Much obliged!

# ? Jul 3, 2023 03:36

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

rydiafan posted:

I know this is unusual on this forum, but I'm not a coder and don't know what to do with that.

That�s what they said

# ? Jul 3, 2023 03:37

Mindless: Dec 7, 2001; WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to; Pillbug

Read it in front of a mirror three times but don't gently caress up or you'll either go deaf or stop time for yourself.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 03:41

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

rydiafan posted:

I know this is unusual on this forum, but I'm not a coder and don't know what to do with that.

throw it into the violentmonkey chrome extension

# ? Jul 3, 2023 03:42

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

rydiafan posted:

I know this is unusual on this forum, but I'm not a coder and don't know what to do with that.

Print it out using a Canon inkjet printer, then cut it up into little pieces, place on a baking pan and roast it at 350�F for 20 minutes, then sprinkle it on shrimp for a special tempura seasoning.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 03:48

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

There is a better version of that script now.

What you need to do is install Violentmonkey Tampermonkey or some such (not Greasemonkey as that became malware) and then copy / paste the code into a new script there. You don't really have to do anything else with it. You can play with some variable like video size or the default volume setting to customise it to how you want.

JavaScript code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos better - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     0.2
// @author      Wheany, BlankSystemDaemon
// @description Sets embedded video size caps, auto-enables controls, embeds webms, sets volume to 20%, and prevents videos from looping. Last edited: 6/19/2023, 15:00:42 UTC
// ==/UserScript==


function processVideos() {
	[...document.getElementsByTagName('video')].forEach((v) => {
		v.removeAttribute('loop');
		v.pause();
		Object.assign(v, {
			currentTime: 0,
            		controls: true,
			volume: 0.2,
			muted: false
		});
		Object.assign(v.style, {
			maxWidth: '100%',
			maxHeight: '500px'
		});
	})
}

// required for dynamic webapp pages that modify the page with javascript
const observer = new MutationObserver(processVideos);
observer.observe(document.body, {
	childList: true,
	subtree: true
});

// handles simple pages like SA forums where the page structure doesn't change dynamically after being loaded
if(document.readyState === "interactive") {
	processVideos();
} else {
	document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', processVideos);
}

# ? Jul 3, 2023 04:30

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

Deteriorata posted:

Print it out using a Canon inkjet printer, then cut it up into little pieces, place on a baking pan and roast it at 350°F for 20 minutes, then sprinkle it on small pastry for a special tempura seasoning.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 20:17

Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Deteriorata posted:

Print it out using a Canon inkjet printer, then cut it up into little pieces, place on a baking pan and roast it at 350�F for 20 minutes, then sprinkle it on shrimp for a special tempura seasoning.

I see, I see. And where do I carry the printer afterwards?

# ? Jul 4, 2023 01:43