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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I would say 1,488 Pennie’s

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YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
In Canada we got rid of the penny so prices are always rounded to the nearest nickel. Now it's just $14.90

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Sentient Data posted:

"Fourteen and change"

Yeah but then you just sound like a libertarian.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I used to go to a gas station where every time I bought a faygo, Gatorade, and malt liquor it would ring up for $6.66

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ziv Zulander posted:

I used to go to a gas station where every time I bought a faygo, Gatorade, and malt liquor it would ring up for $6.66

You were quite the beverage imp

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Neddy Seagoon posted:

People born in 1988 understand you. We can't have usernames with a cool double-digit number cause of loving nazis coopting it. :argh:

Forums user and Roman history stan Sulla 88 really got hosed over by the crypto fash aesthetic.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Used to be chik fil a large spicy sandwich combo came out to 6.66, it ruled

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
They're the one who decided what to buy so I'd just say "Your total is foureen eighty eight YOU loving FASCIST"

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
In Oregon bottle deposit is 10 cents, so you can imagine every college kid's reaction who gets a two-for-four-bucks deal and it rings up $4.20

relevant image I took:



On my second-to-last day there this guy tried to buy a soda with a hundred dollar bill, and when I told him I don't have enough money to break that, he accused me of "trying to give him a lesson in socialism."

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Old people once told me there was no pepper jsck cheese because "biden got it all". Like, to eat?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Sentient Data posted:

"Fourteen and change"

"Adolf Hitler and change"?

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



credburn posted:

In Oregon bottle deposit is 10 cents, so you can imagine every college kid's reaction who gets a two-for-four-bucks deal and it rings up $4.20

relevant image I took:



On my second-to-last day there this guy tried to buy a soda with a hundred dollar bill, and when I told him I don't have enough money to break that, he accused me of "trying to give him a lesson in socialism."

socialism is when no $100 bills

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Inceltown posted:

Forums user and Roman history stan Sulla 88 really got hosed over by the crypto fash aesthetic.

idk if he still posts and I've never interacted with him but there is a guy on these forums with the username Klaus88 and I am reminded of his plight once every six months or so

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

Lol when I worked at Starbucks any total I rung up I'd just say number of dollars then number of cents, except 14.88 which I would hugely overenunciate to avoid saying.

"That'll be fourteen eighty seven."
"That'll be fourteen...dollars...and... Eighty... Eight cents"

"That'll be fourteen hitlery-heil."

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Used to be chik fil a large spicy sandwich combo came out to 6.66, it ruled

that username/post combo tho

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Yeah but then you just sound like a libertarian.

:drat:

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


A guy working oil rigs down by me has a phone number ending in 1488. I always wonder if he knows. Change your number, Chad

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Used to be chik fil a large spicy sandwich combo came out to 6.66, it ruled

i just recently moved out to the south from CA and when something I got rang up to $6.66 I jokingly said Hail Satan and I had to basically run out of the store with my booze and slim jims.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

World War Mammories posted:

idk if he still posts and I've never interacted with him but there is a guy on these forums with the username Klaus88 and I am reminded of his plight once every six months or so
I've seen an interaction or two with kitfox88 here basically going "Why should I change it? He's the one that sucks."

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

FFT posted:

I've seen an interaction or two with kitfox88 here basically going "Why should [i]I[i] change it? [i]He's[/] the one that sucks."

Nice try!

:snypa:

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

The funny thing is 88 (and 8 in general) is a lucky number in china so there's always a brief moment of "are they a nazi or are they just Chinese" for me lol

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

FFT posted:

I've seen an interaction or two with kitfox88 here basically going "Why should I change it? He's the one that sucks."

narutofan88 will not be forgiven

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Neddy Seagoon posted:

People born in 1988 understand you. We can't have usernames with a cool double-digit number cause of loving nazis coopting it. :argh:

I was born in 1984. It turns out my birth year was a warning not an instruction manual.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
i'm also old

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Old people once told me there was no pepper jsck cheese because "biden got it all". Like, to eat?

you didn't hear about the national pepper jack reserve? no one gets any until its at maximum

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
the national pepperjack reserve heist will be comparable to that time someone stole from the canadian strategic maple syrup reserve

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
You joke but the United States actually has a cheese reserve.

There are a number of food items with long shelf lives the US keeps stored for “strategic” reasons (nuclear war).

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Mmmmm, strategic cheese

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I was born in 88 and played saxophone in school so of course I decided in middle school that my new Hotmail account should be saxyboy88 at hotmail

:eng99:

Some fun peddler's mall finds from yesterday to wash that taste out:


Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Old people once told me there was no pepper jsck cheese because "biden got it all". Like, to eat?

I work in ewaste and I’ve had multiple chud idiots tell me “you’ve probably got hunter bidens laptop”.

Yes, hilarious!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Beve Stuscemi posted:

I work in ewaste and I’ve had multiple chud idiots tell me “you’ve probably got hunter bidens laptop”.

Yes, hilarious!

I mean unless hunters laptop has on it where the secrete cheese stock pile is at, who cares if you have his laptop or not.

(but like does it tho?)

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
They just want to see the dick pics

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Beve Stuscemi posted:

I work in ewaste and I’ve had multiple chud idiots tell me “you’ve probably got hunter bidens laptop”.

Yes, hilarious!

tangentially related but the bar I work at has a single women's toilet upstairs and three unisex toilets downstairs and I frequently have to stop (middle-aged and drunk) men from marching into the womens', pointing out the stairs down to the other toilets, and I've had at least three separate instances of them going "bUT whAt If i'M TraNS hahaha" and I stink-eye them

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Old people once told me there was no pepper jsck cheese because "biden got it all". Like, to eat?

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:


Oh poo poo, you mean because it isn't a real place, the picture isn't funny enough for the thread, bro?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Barometer posted:

Oh poo poo, you mean because it isn't a real place, the picture isn't funny enough for the thread, bro?

No, I just mean don't get your hopes up for something so awesome, bro.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Can't keep my eyes off that non-Euclidean cheese.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Zesty posted:

Can't keep my eyes off that non-Euclidean cheese.

Is it made backwards? Because then it would be Edam.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Beve Stuscemi posted:

I work in ewaste and I’ve had multiple chud idiots tell me “you’ve probably got hunter bidens laptop”.

Yes, hilarious!
I was playing a 2000s-era Trivial Pursuit just now and one of the questions was “what does C.H.U.D. stand for?”. It was hard to explain why I knew that but harder to figure out why it was a question in Trivial Pursuit.

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dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Because C.H.U.D. is an awesome movie??

Edit:

What was the right answer?

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

or

Chemical Hazardous Urban Disposal

Both are technically correct

dog nougat has a new favorite as of 18:39 on Jul 3, 2023

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