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Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.
Gentlemen, I give you... the Tumbler:







seller posted:

With summer approaching, are you looking for a fun rig for the mountains? Maybe your interested in a side by side but they are just so expensive? Maybe you just want something wild you can beat on without really caring? Look no further!! Full roll cage, offroad lights, 4wd (maybe all wheel im not sure), this monstrosity is ready for all your wikd adventures! Needs an ignition cylinder swap done, and supposedly has a bad fuel pump but i couldn't say for sure. Asking 2k obo, title in hand and ready to go. Located outside glenrock, wy.

Sagebrush posted:

Shouldn't it be RX-10.5?

:golfclap:

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StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Ethics_Gradient posted:

Gentlemen, I give you... the Tumbler:









:golfclap:

I'm driving by there tomorrow, I will not be taking a look at it.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Ethics_Gradient posted:

Gentlemen, I give you... the Tumbler:









:golfclap:

I kinda like it. There's and artistry to that front end.
Looks like it used to be a Honda CR-V?

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

Ethics_Gradient posted:

Gentlemen, I give you... the Tumbler:









:golfclap:

You have to post the ad. I'm in Denver...

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




The front overhang and low ride height might make mountains and rocks a bit tough. Silly build.

Just noticed the "snorkel" :allears:

Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.

deong posted:

You have to post the ad. I'm in Denver...

I meant to originally, but lost the tab :(

The other poster is right, it's listed as a CRV if that helps you.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

1991 sprit turbo needs to be restored .car had alot of aftermarket parts needs the engine put back together .passenger side floor is getting weak .great little car for someone to make a daily driver easy on gas .and is a head turner trade for motorcycle or sell .it's my buddy's car but I'm giveing full promision to sell or trade the vechial









Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
There are several amazing motorcycle engines that would work well in this car

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
I would 100% buy a Swift GT just to add the Firefly turbo double decker spoiler. I used to run just the top or bottom spoiler on my 323 GTX, but now I'd run them both for style

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Nifty, but ain't dealing with that rust.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Cage posted:

Bet you guys are jealous you missed out on this cheap price.

Back in march:


Now:


Wonder what work he did to it besides the newly photoshopped wheels.
I'm sorry to inform you guys, but this car has gained $300 in value since it was last posted two years ago.



It also lost two model years and removed 20k miles!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Cage posted:

I'm sorry to inform you guys, but this car has gained $300 in value since it was last posted two years ago.



It also lost two model years and removed 20k miles!

I'm so confused.

What am I looking at here?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Cage posted:

I'm sorry to inform you guys, but this car has gained $300 in value since it was last posted two years ago.



It also lost two model years and removed 20k miles!

"this is a prototype"
"actual car will be red"

Is... is he wanting someone to pay him to *build* it? Like, it doesn't actually exist yet, other than ~maybe~ he has a G5?

"collector car"
LOLNO. Not ever.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
I dunno.

Its a 60-70 year old guy on facebook that likes photoshopping his car.



He loves pontiacs and hes also selling an 02 trans am for 23k.

https://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/d/buffalo-gorgeous-2002-pontiac-trans-am/7629775030.html

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Can't even be arsed to find proper silhouettes for his "kills".

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Sometimes people repost silly ads as a joke

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Nitrox posted:

Sometimes people repost silly ads as a joke
Nah he's been at it since 2019 at the very least.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Cage posted:

Nah he's been at it since 2019 at the very least.

I told the Missus the same thing when I was trying to keep my project car, "Oh yeah, I have it at the market price and no one is biting; I just want to get what I know the car is worth."

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Darchangel posted:

Nifty, but ain't dealing with that rust.

Same, really

I couldn't help but notice all the green tape nubs everywhere, and the overspray on the headlights

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Here's an ad for a boring vehicle, but I think it paints a picture

Also I'm guessing the interior is nonstandard it took a big hit at the front or rolled over?

quote:

2006 mercury mountaineer....163000 miles [ed: 262323 km]....us vehicle....selling for parts or repair....fully loaded with heated leather power seats....3rd row seating with push of power button....sunroof does not work.....body is great but it needs driver side manifold.....not sure what else it needs....I have a ford ranger which needed more work than I thought and I spent more money than I thought....1000 or best offer.....very rare vehicle







Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Tan upper not all that unusual, I think, but I'd guess the driver's seat was replaced due to wear.
$1K is pretty cheap, suspiciously so.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Man I wish I had space for a third project car

quote:

1938 I believe REO flying cloud 4 door sedan, being sold as is, not in the DMV system has been stored in a barn for years. The story is the motor was rebuilt years ago. This is a project car, it does not run and no you cannot drive it home.  Yes I can provide you with a bill of sale. $2200 firm



And yes, just in case you're wondering, this is the same REO that the band REO Speedwagon is named after :allears: and of which "dad rock" is the first search result on Spotify, trumping the band itself for #1 spot :negative:

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
In case anyone is wondering, this is what an REO Speedwagon looks like.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Q_res posted:

In case anyone is wondering, this is what an REO Speedwagon looks like.



Looks like it would be good for riding out storms.

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



No this is what REO Speedwagon looks like

Mustache Ride fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jul 3, 2023

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

Q_res posted:

In case anyone is wondering, this is what an REO Speedwagon looks like.



did its transmission come with the Bachman-Turner overdrive from the factory or is that an aftermarket option?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

If it was stored dry and the floors are in reasonable shape, that’s a hell of a deal. It’s rough, but it looks complete.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

bennyfactor posted:

did its transmission come with the Bachman-Turner overdrive from the factory or is that an aftermarket option?

It was only available at some Bad Company outside Boston, a long Journey out in the Styx.

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

Deteriorata posted:

It was only available at some Bad Company outside Boston, a long Journey out in the Styx.

You sure it wasn't located in Chicago, near the Earth, Wind, and Fire station?

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

MrYenko posted:

If it was stored dry and the floors are in reasonable shape, that’s a hell of a deal. It’s rough, but it looks complete.

Apparently he's open to selling the front clip for a song :negative:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Q_res posted:

In case anyone is wondering, this is what an REO Speedwagon looks like.



Also REO stands for Ransom E. Olds. Yes, that Olds.

bennyfactor posted:

did its transmission come with the Bachman-Turner overdrive from the factory or is that an aftermarket option?

wallaka posted:

You sure it wasn't located in Chicago, near the Earth, Wind, and Fire station?

Deteriorata posted:

It was only available at some Bad Company outside Boston, a long Journey out in the Styx.

:dadjoke:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Ryobi's 40v line getting real strange.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
Ninety thousand dollars

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

You could buy one new, ship it to Mexico get custom fiberglass body work done, paint it and ship it back for half that

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

You would think all the poo poo on the front of it would stifle airflow and cause it to overheat, especially in Florida.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Hadlock posted:

You could buy one new, ship it to Mexico get custom fiberglass body work done, paint it and ship it back for half that

Wrong as always but at least you're consistent.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Sagebrush posted:

Ninety thousand dollars

You wish trucks were that cheap


Why won't you tell me the price of that truck Ford dealer?


Why won't you tell me a price Ford?


Actual content that I had to be talked out of buying from the same classifieds

$3500 is such a reasonable price, how many opportunities am I going to get one of these...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Ok, what the gently caress is that supposed to be?
I've seen punisher skull jeep front ends posted here in AI before.
Is that like an Iron man front end ford or something?
(I don't really know my marvel/superhero lore).

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opengl
Sep 16, 2010

wesleywillis posted:

Ok, what the gently caress is that supposed to be?
I've seen punisher skull jeep front ends posted here in AI before.
Is that like an Iron man front end ford or something?
(I don't really know my marvel/superhero lore).

When angry eyes just aren't angry enough, throw dozens of sharp angles at it to make it look even angrier.

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