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anime was right posted:this would be fine except we are experiencing more frequent and more rapidly unfolding crises and honestly twitter was really good for finding out if you were about to literally die in a fire *nods slowly, scribbles on pad* and why do you think that is?
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Jul 4, 2023 00:15
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anime was right posted:this would be fine except we are experiencing more frequent and more rapidly unfolding crises and honestly twitter was really good for finding out if you were about to literally die in a fire *looks outside, sees fire* welp, time to die. drat you twitter!
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Jul 4, 2023 00:25
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anime was right posted:this would be fine except we are experiencing more frequent and more rapidly unfolding crises and honestly twitter was really good for finding out if you were about to literally die in a fire just look outside lol turn your computer off
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Jul 4, 2023 00:26
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:just look outside lol turn your computer off bro there's been smoke out there for a month now I can't see poo poo
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Jul 4, 2023 00:27
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without twitter you wont even know they're happening. win/win
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Jul 4, 2023 00:27
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here ya go, glad I could be of assistance. now you can watch the big scary fires without twitter https://cwfis.cfs.nrcan.gc.ca/home
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Jul 4, 2023 00:30
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yeah well how are you gonna find out when google turns to poo poo too smart guy?
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Jul 4, 2023 00:34
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this mf is trying to sell ads to fuckin subscribers
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Jul 4, 2023 00:37
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Is he still rate limiting poo poo?
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Jul 4, 2023 00:39
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the thing is you can absolutely build a sustainable model around fleecing people for poo poo theyd look at for free but Musk is deeply stupid. I dont care what nonsense his publicist is paid to copy and paste into press releases.
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Jul 4, 2023 00:40
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sharknado slashfic posted:Thankfully he doesn't seem to know about Tweetdeck which is the only reason I continue using twitter. This may be my fault.
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Jul 4, 2023 00:46
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apatheticman posted:Is he still rate limiting poo poo? No you can poo poo all you want
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Jul 4, 2023 00:48
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Elon paid 44b to read users private messages. I am sure some other countries chipped in.
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Jul 4, 2023 00:51
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Sickening posted:Elon paid 44b to read users private messages. I am sure some other countries chipped in. Concerning
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Jul 4, 2023 00:55
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Sickening posted:Elon paid 44b to read users private messages. I am sure some other countries chipped in. He was definitely searching all of them for mentions of himself within hour 1.
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Jul 4, 2023 00:58
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Zeroisanumber posted:He was definitely searching all of them for mentions of himself within hour 1. who wouldnt
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Jul 4, 2023 00:59
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rodbeard posted:No you can poo poo all you want oh thank god
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Jul 4, 2023 01:01
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:who wouldnt if i had 44 billon dollars to spend i wouldn't give a single gently caress
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Jul 4, 2023 01:03
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Cup Runneth Over posted:yeah well how are you gonna find out when google turns to poo poo too smart guy? shieeeeeeet.
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Jul 4, 2023 01:07
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Nitr0 posted:I think its hilarious that people are now freaking out about twitters login requirements. bawfuls has issued a correction as of 01:13 on Jul 4, 2023 |
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Jul 4, 2023 01:11
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https://twitter.com/headfallsoff/status/1676018753945870337?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ
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Jul 4, 2023 01:11
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://twitter.com/headfallsoff/status/1676018753945870337?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ wow, i bet this was a good joke. idk because i can't see it but i bet it's great
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Jul 4, 2023 01:13
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I've been saying, meta ftw
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Jul 4, 2023 01:15
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:wow, i bet this was a good joke. idk because i can't see it but i bet it's great skill issue
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Jul 4, 2023 01:18
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:skill issue if you say so, friend. it doesn't bother me none, i'm just enjoying the natural bounty of somethingawful.com, my website of choice
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Jul 4, 2023 01:19
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does the new CEO do anything? Not a single tweet about any of the recent events at the company. She has to be regretting this decision.
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Jul 4, 2023 01:34
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she knew what she signed up for
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Jul 4, 2023 01:35
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Niwrad posted:does the new CEO do anything? Not a single tweet about any of the recent events at the company. She has to be regretting this decision. CEOs that are hired this way are specifically there to absorb criticism and then get fired
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Jul 4, 2023 01:37
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:CEOs that are hired this way are specifically there to absorb criticism and then get fired actually elon is taking the blame even now and shielding her from criticism
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Jul 4, 2023 01:38
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:actually elon is taking the blame even now and shielding her from criticism yeah but that's because he's not very smart
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Jul 4, 2023 01:39
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he maybe forgot that he hired a new CEO or he is literally too addicted to Twitter to stop doing this poo poo
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Jul 4, 2023 01:40
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:wow, i bet this was a good joke. idk because i can't see it but i bet it's great Works on my machine Anyway it's a twitter rando quoting the Threads announcement and insisting that we cannot let it be this one
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Jul 4, 2023 01:41
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:CEOs that are hired this way are specifically there to absorb criticism and then get fired Hopefully she demanded her big bonus for being the human shield upfront before she started and the check/wire cleared.
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Jul 4, 2023 01:42
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bawfuls posted:all the old methods of mass media information distribution like newspapers, radio, and television have been hollowed out by capital for decades, leaving them unequipped to fill the void of Twitter. good jokes. the void of Twitter lol
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Jul 4, 2023 01:44
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Horseshoe theory posted:Hopefully she demanded her big bonus for being the human shield upfront before she started and the check/wire cleared. While we can't discount the possibility she's a complete fool, if she isn't, she should have a golden parachute built into her contract
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Jul 4, 2023 01:45
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:he maybe forgot that he hired a new CEO or he is literally too addicted to Twitter to stop doing this poo poo No no no. You see "Musk said he will transition to the role of chief technology officer" so he's doing his job right now, breaking things and posting through it.
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Jul 4, 2023 01:46
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:actually elon is taking the blame even now and shielding her from criticism elon musk protecting women ftw
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Jul 4, 2023 01:46
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Nitr0 posted:I think its hilarious that people are now freaking out about twitters login requirements. when everyone in hawaii got an emergency broadcast that a ballistic missile was inbound and to take shelter immediately THIS IS NOT A DRILL the way I and many other people first learned that it wasnt real was from twitter. it turns out that all the systems that used to be around for disseminating emergency information to the public have been dismantled or left to rot because they cost money and twitter was doing it for free anyway.
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Jul 4, 2023 01:48
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Stereotype posted:when everyone in hawaii got an emergency broadcast that a ballistic missile was inbound and to take shelter immediately THIS IS NOT A DRILL the way I and many other people first learned that it wasnt real was from twitter. exactly, Elon detected profit that was being left on the table
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Jul 4, 2023 01:50
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Elon would never hire someone just to take the fall for his bad decisions because 1) then people would be talking about someone other than him 2) all of his decisions are perfect why would anyone have anything bad to say about them
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