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Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Literally A Person posted:

All the men would clap and cheer and all the women would give him big blowjobs for being such a man

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TheFatTubist
Feb 2, 2007

freeedr posted:

What did he think would happen, haha

"and they came up to me, with tears in their eyes, and said 'sir,'..."

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
a tate disciple

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



:patriot: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! :patriot:

https://i.imgur.com/arrJzAD.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/gFCoGp6.mp4

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Alright... Skull, bones, intestines, adipose tissue... WINGS?! I sure hope they got their money back from the anatomical model factory.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/58uMTTO.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
So what we've learned is that 150 is the sweet spot for getting past a bollard

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I was hoping for a speed where the bus kept going unaffected as the bollard carved a perfect bollard-shaped hole down the center of the bus.

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer
What game is that simulated in?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Zudgemud posted:

What game is that simulated in?

A search for "tyrannos gas station" made me find out it is BeamNG.drive.

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

I'm no road safety expert but putting a bollard there might make the road less safe instead of more safe. IMO.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

It took way too long for me to realize it was a computer simulation, I was about to ask who could afford crashing this many buses :ohdear:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

r u ready to WALK posted:

It took way too long for me to realize it was a computer simulation, I was about to ask who could afford crashing this many buses :ohdear:

Yeah, I think I got to about 25 mph before it clicked. To be fair, up to that point, things look pretty convincing.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/S1h7uto.mp4

Am I right fellas

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/ZxAzdaQ.mp4

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Hey, quit hogging the bench!

Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

The gym is not an appropriate space to squeeze your hog.

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

Go Croke, never broke

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Ballbot5000 posted:

Do Croke, never go broke a bit

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


Dan did not need to take his shirt off for this, but did so for science

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
Fortunately he looks much better in slow motion.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I'm really perplexed by that gif. It's like they couldn't find a guy fat and hairy enough so they just had Carl fill in.

edit to clarify: the guy in the gif looks like a very average fellow, and I expect a gif like that to either feature a very fit dude or someone exploitably obese.

credburn has a new favorite as of 15:08 on Jul 6, 2023

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

That's Dan from the Slow Mo Guys. He's always the one who does the gun shooting in their videos.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time

credburn posted:

I'm really perplexed by that gif. It's like they couldn't find a guy fat and hairy enough so they just had Carl fill in.

edit to clarify: the guy in the gif looks like a very average fellow, and I expect a gif like that to either feature a very fit dude or someone exploitably obese.

I still think it's cool just to watch his shoulder absorb the impact sans freakshow-aspect

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

credburn posted:

I'm really perplexed by that gif. It's like they couldn't find a guy fat and hairy enough so they just had Carl fill in.

edit to clarify: the guy in the gif looks like a very average fellow, and I expect a gif like that to either feature a very fit dude or someone exploitably obese.

There are a lot of assumptions you're making about the context of this short clip. The video is all in good fun and the Slow Mo Guys rule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJGJHkJolI

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ror0uAp.mp4

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Flakey posted:

There are a lot of assumptions you're making about the context of this short clip. The video is all in good fun and the Slow Mo Guys rule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJGJHkJolI

I mean, it's a slow motion gif of flesh rippling with no credit or context -- with that framing, it's bizarre it's not gross!

edit: also I could have swore the Slow Mo Guys were cancelled because of COVID poo poo or being lovely about women, but... nothing I'm reading suggests this? Why have I had this assumption for like the last six months? What am I thinking of?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

credburn posted:

I mean, it's a slow motion gif of flesh rippling with no credit or context -- with that framing, it's bizarre it's not gross!

edit: also I could have swore the Slow Mo Guys were cancelled because of COVID poo poo or being lovely about women, but... nothing I'm reading suggests this? Why have I had this assumption for like the last six months? What am I thinking of?

They did slow down a lot during lockdown because Gav was in Texas and Dan was in the UK. Didn't get cancelled though.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



credburn posted:

edit: also I could have swore the Slow Mo Guys were cancelled because of COVID poo poo or being lovely about women, but... nothing I'm reading suggests this? Why have I had this assumption for like the last six months? What am I thinking of?
You might be thinking of the Try Guys because Wife Guy ended up cheating on his wife.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



stop putting "guys" in the name of your youtube channel. theres enough guys on the internet

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Jabberlock posted:

stop putting "guys" in the name of your youtube channel. theres enough guys on the internet

"The Slo Mo Bros" was right there

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

I should call her

IUG
Jul 14, 2007



Time works the same way.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

pik_d posted:

They did slow down a lot during lockdown because Gav was in Texas and Dan was in the UK

no actually the cameras do it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/HxewzAu.mp4

https://youtu.be/VKgyH9k1CSM

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Jul 7, 2023

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Erebus posted:

no actually the cameras do it
:lmao:

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Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Flakey posted:

There are a lot of assumptions you're making about the context of this short clip. The video is all in good fun and the Slow Mo Guys rule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJGJHkJolI

I used to love their videos, but eventually stopped because I got sick of the "BWOoo" slo-mo sound that they use constantly.

There's another channel on youtube that does high speed camera stuff, but with ballistics and explosions.

Here are a couple gifs from a video they published a month ago filming det cord.

Det cord through a ballistic gel prism.


Shock tube and det cord wrapped around a ballistic dummy. The shock tube is what you see first, igniting the det cord, which travels about twice as fast.


Also, light CW for anyone who is interested in viewing their channel, they use ballistic dummies in their more recent videos that have simulated bones, organs and blood, to show the impact (literally and figuratively) of the bullets or explosions. None of it is real, but it is simulated gore, and may be something some people want to avoid.

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