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The restaurant manager is very convinced that we'll be set if we can get a certain beer bar in town to buy a keg. This place mostly stocks hazies, pastry stouts, and smoothie sours. We don't really have those in our catalog.
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Me: huh what, why am I not hearing sound thru my headset wtf *looks slightly to the right* oh it may help if I put it on lol
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Jul 5, 2023 17:53
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love having a company wide meeting to learn nothing at all. good job management, you're the real heros |
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Jul 5, 2023 18:04
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Ominous Jazz posted:Oh boy for the millionth time in my life I get to here people explain why I'm "one of the good ones". I hate every american I meet, from USA to USZ Never been to England? They'll say that about other UK-descended people. Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
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Jul 5, 2023 18:13
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Ominous Jazz posted:Oh boy my coworkers are talking about sorry. people are dumb as hell. just today I was informed by a coworker that we are living in a simulation. Additionally, at different points of the morning: "grr jewish people" "Immigrants" Biden Socialism is bad Millennials don't want to work Chemtrails Expanded consciousness and psychic woo-woo New world order like dude, you don't need conspiracy theories to explain why stuff's hosed up. it's you. attn: old people if I look like you then please don't volunteer any of your opinions on race or anything else really
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rear end-penny posted:love having a company wide meeting to learn nothing at all. good job management, you're the real heros URGENT!!! ALL-HANDS MEETING! 4:30 PM THIS FRIDAY TOPIC: we shidded and farded. camed our pants |
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Jul 5, 2023 18:14
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I kind of wish I could get everyone in a meeting so we could figure out a fuckin production schedule instead of constantly being told what to make with like a week of notice. Especially now that I have two liquid yeast pitches in the walk in that expire in September.
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Jul 5, 2023 18:26
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xcheopis posted:Never been to England? They'll say that about other UK-descended people. English "people" are not allowed to speak about their colonial subjects |
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Jul 5, 2023 18:27
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I fuckin hope we live in a simulation, otherwise it means people are really like the rest of your post, lmao I can't wait to die |
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Jul 5, 2023 18:32
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Escape From Noise posted:I kind of wish I could get everyone in a meeting so we could figure out a fuckin production schedule instead of constantly being told what to make with like a week of notice. Especially now that I have two liquid yeast pitches in the walk in that expire in September. spray the yeast all over the restaurant manager imo |
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Jul 5, 2023 18:33
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rear end-penny posted:spray the yeast all over the restaurant manager imo Waste of good yeast imho
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well do it after it spoils when management fails to give you the greenlight for a beer to make with it. then say something really weird like "senpai gives me big cummies" actually that might be very normal in Japan, I leave the one liner to your best judgement |
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Jul 5, 2023 18:59
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you would say that when you spray expired liquid yeast on the guy |
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Jul 5, 2023 19:54
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I am a good boy I would NOT say that |
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Jul 5, 2023 20:00
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Great news everyone the vending machine gave me TWO bags of chips for the price of one |
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Jul 5, 2023 20:44
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Sarah Cenia posted:sorry. people are dumb as hell. This sounds like hell. |
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[quote="Sarah Cenia" post="532988621" attn: old people if I look like you then please don't volunteer any of your opinions on race or anything else really [/quote] I have that happen on various temp assignments from people in their 20s. Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
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cruft posted:This sounds like hell. i hear this and lots lots more every day from my doofus coworkers and also from the public did you know that the moon is hollow and rang like a bell when the astronauts landed on it? did you know that bigfoot is an interdimensional time traveler? did you know there's a giant magic crystal under the coast and that redirects the really bad hurricanes away? that's just the warm up to all the medical conspiracies, government conspiracies, casual racism, transphobia, ugh all kinds of dumb stuff. these people are headstrong and convinced they're the good guys and also allies to the oppressed. it's wild. man that's an understatement. ignoring that, there's a litany of crazy poo poo i've seen just day to day plus all of the REALLY crazy poo poo add to that a long-rear end drive each way to make up for other people's slack in an underpaying thankless job where i get to do cool poo poo like hand dig graves for dead kids or maybe soon to be anyway and assist in burying young people who seemed cool and grandparents who lived full lives and random strangers who, sorry, but some of your family members are real assholes down to their core even considering their grieving state and, well, some strangers who seemed like jerks and gently caress em, they're dead and we're not goddamn I need a new job it's not always terrible day in day out. i've met some people and done some things and been glad to. have. glad to have? I do dread going to work every single day though, ugh sorry to go on a rant, things have been pretty wack lately and it's impossible to avoid it infusing my posts and I don't wanna doom post too much xcheopis posted:I have that happen on various temp assignments from people in their 20s. not surprising but sad. yeah, it's spread across all ages but in my experience older people have a higher chance of being lovely about it. but I work with mostly middle aged doofuses so it's all over I guess Sarah Cenia fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jul 6, 2023
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I have to say I am glad that where I work, the bosses don't really tolerate that stuff. I've had run ins with a couple repeat offenders going off on transphobic screeds and one malding incident over the Little Mermaid remake. It had been an ongoing thing with those couple guys and one point it got so egregious and the conversation started spreading out to a couple other people who were obviously not into it so I shot an email to my supervisor, and in the next couple minutes the big boss swooced around the corner to take them away for a quick "shut the hell up" talk. I haven't heard a peep from them since. My bosses are all conservatives but they're professionals first.
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Jul 6, 2023 05:50
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God loving forbid anyone in this office actually have a real conversation like grownups. |
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Jul 6, 2023 21:32
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DaChurl posted:God loving forbid anyone in this office actually have a real conversation like grownups. gently caress, your office too? There's a pissing match ongoing at work and I'm glad I'm remote because I have been making myself ill for two and a half weeks about it.
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rear end-penny posted:love having a company wide meeting to learn nothing at all. good job management, you're the real heros this was my day today but at least i got lunch out of it |
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New job, fully remote, it's okay. It's weird because freaking nobody talks to me. But whatever. I finally found another fully remote employee, who also thinks this is weird, and now we're poo poo posting on Teams and designing cute stickers to give out at our next training. This makes me feel like I won, somehow. |
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Jul 7, 2023 02:53
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a lot of what i've been doing at work recently is rewriting systems that worked with the old API for a specific console and converting them to work with the new api for that console. it's kinda silly because the new one is just the more verbose version of the old one and we don't want to change how we're interacting with the APIs at all so it's just taking 80 lines of code that worked fine and rewriting them to be 300 lines of code that do exactly the same thing but anyway i started work on a system this week that was bound to be obnoxious and i finished it today and it Literally Just Worked out of the box which, like, yeah, it should, but also i do not trust it at all lol
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We have had 4 employee satisfaction questionnaires in the past 12 months. In response to our responses, our CEO decided what would really improve morale is to hire a corporate motivational speaker to lecture us on living a complaint-free lifestyle and entice us with a Complaint-Free Month Challenge! We have been assured that learning not to complain will make us so much happier. Oh, and we have to pay for our own copy of the book that this motivational speaker is shilling. Why am I skeptical about this? Is there something wrong with me? |
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Jul 8, 2023 00:13
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Jul 8, 2023 00:32
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Only if we want to read it, which we were encouraged to do. We do have to stay late to attend the motivational lecture. |
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Buttchocks posted:Only if we want to read it, which we were encouraged to do. We do have to stay late to attend the motivational lecture. Are you in the US? Because I believe that qualifies as overtime. Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
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Buttchocks posted:Only if we want to read it, which we were encouraged to do. We do have to stay late to attend the motivational lecture. how good are your prospects lol
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I think everyone should work in food/restaraunt at least once, whether it be kitchen, front of house, dish pit,,,, that way you can realize how big of a oval office you are when you come in 20 til close ☺️
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Gaylor Moon posted:I think everyone should work in food/restaraunt at least once, whether it be kitchen, front of house, dish pit,,,, that way you can realize how big of a oval office you are when you come in 20 til close ☺️  have done so. this rule goes for dispensaries too. don't make us spit in you are we'd
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Gaylor Moon posted:I think everyone should work in food/restaraunt at least once, whether it be kitchen, front of house, dish pit,,,, that way you can realize how big of a oval office you are when you come in 20 til close ☺️ agreed 10,000% a year of grocery store work should be mandated upon turning 18 imo
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Grocery store, gas station, fast food restaurant
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more falafel please posted:but anyway i started work on a system this week that was bound to be obnoxious and i finished it today and it Literally Just Worked out of the box which, like, yeah, it should, but also i do not trust it at all lol This is a weird feeling. As you gain experience, it happens more frequently, but it never stops feeling catastrophic. |
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Gaylor Moon posted:I think everyone should work in food/restaraunt at least once, whether it be kitchen, front of house, dish pit,,,, that way you can realize how big of a oval office you are when you come in 20 til close ☺️ there's a special place in hell for these people |
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Sarah Cenia posted:agreed 10,000% Oh! grocery bagger/checker was my first one! Theeeen migrated to the pizzafranchise across the street
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I did one tour of duty in McDonald's and another in Taco Bell. I've seen things man. The ketchup that stained our hands will never wash off. Food service is hell.
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