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croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 54 days!

thats really cool, and funny.

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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
If you wanted proof that tesla-stans' belief that every Tesla driver is helping train the "neural network" while driving is utter and complete bullshit, here you go:

Tesla Is Hiring Test Drivers To Try And Take 'Full Self Driving' Out Of Beta

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New Glassdoor job postings from Tesla, as spotted by Electrek, show that the company is looking for “Vehicle Operators” for three-month temporary gigs. The job is focused on data collection, helping to teach Tesla’s software how to drive a car

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Not a Children posted:

lmao literally just advertising crime

"there has to be a better way!"

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





There is only one milking machine for me and Jordan Peterson had the hot recommendation

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




shyduck posted:

gas siphoners, collapsible weapons, secret fire starters, MyPillows,

dont forget the car door unlocker wand

Maybe they’re advertising directly to Mike Lindell. All the things needed to find a new car to live in

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Time to siphon the sugar-gas out of my tank that the neiborhood kids put in there every night. Twitter blue is making me money basically you losers.

I don’t even get gas in my mouth anymore.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

ekuNNN posted:





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can someone post that dril tweet

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

elmo really milshake ducked his corncub on that one my binches

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Linda Yaccarino came in and broke Twitter

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

you can’t teach software ahhhh. ahhhh!!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1676652875823325210?s=20

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014


is that a fact?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

this would be cool if work for oil, Break fluid, and anti freeze. It probably doesn't tho.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

withak posted:

Were they pumping farm diesel into the radiator of an abandoned car at 0:10?

looks like transmission fluid to me

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

this would be cool if work for oil, Break fluid, and anti freeze. It probably doesn't tho.


why would you ever need to siphon any of those things lol

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Not a Children posted:

lmao literally just advertising crime

There's nothing new about a siphon pump, though. I've used one (not the one in the ad), it's handy when you need to fill a big work machine's or truck's tank from a can and it's too wieldy to precisely pour straight into the tank. Sure you could use it for crime, but there are also tons of legit purposes.



I haven't clicked the ad video because I don't want to give Mr. Twitler income, but presumably it's just a more gadget-ty, more expensive and more prone to break than any of a million other kinds of siphon pumps.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

is that a fact?

sounds like they’re mad and writing fud

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


gonna pump my gas into this gardening tub

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


shyduck posted:

gas siphoners, collapsible weapons, secret fire starters, MyPillows,

🎵 we didn’t pay for twitter 🎵

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

just been informed i will be the new IK

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Goongrats

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
I want Elon to start dating again, want to see him live his best life

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

World War Mammories posted:

🎵 we didn’t pay for twitter 🎵

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxJUToUM8ro

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

That would not last long with most of those liquids

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

sounding with one end of that device and pumping piss on people with the other

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text editor
Jan 8, 2007
Harbor Freight sells one for $7.50

and a shittier one with a blood pressure bulb pump for $6

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



I love Twitter ads so much now.

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War
https://twitter.com/krystalwolfy/status/1676492586163355649

hopefully people can see this video

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

FirstnameLastname posted:

why would you ever need to siphon any of those things lol

when you’re replacing your antifreeze/coolant you should get what’s in the reservoir tank since it’s not guaranteed to go out through the drain plug

Engorged Pedipalps
Apr 21, 2023

WhyteRyce posted:

when you’re replacing your antifreeze/coolant you should get what’s in the reservoir tank since it’s not guaranteed to go out through the drain plug

Also if you have a gasoline lawnmower one of these will save you from having to tip the loving thing over twice a year to dump old gas when the season ends

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
if you have any gasoline yard appliances, you should not

Engorged Pedipalps
Apr 21, 2023

the milk machine posted:

if you have any gasoline yard appliances, you should not

This too

aledesma
Jul 22, 2012


triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




every generic ad on twitter is now this garbage

there was the "69 year old granny made a bra!" ad that was floating around and then it was a lovely crossbody bag

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Engorged Pedipalps posted:

Also if you have a gasoline lawnmower one of these will save you from having to tip the loving thing over twice a year to dump old gas when the season ends

Just run the tank low and put in some fresh gas the next season. Use stabilizer too, if you care. (the mower won't)

I keep my mower's carb fuel bowl empty between mows so deposits won't form, just shut off the fuel feed line and it'll run til it's empty and dies. Right now it like 3 extra minutes of holding the throttle open at the end of the mow, and should be less and less as I figure out how many more passes I can get with the fuel totally shut off.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

It’s genuinely hilarious to watch media use the terms “verified and unverified users” which is total bs instead of “paying and non-paying users”

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I am going to syphon all the data out of twitter

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

rodbeard posted:

I am going to syphon all the data out of twitter

Chad scraper vs. the virgin API user

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