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Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
Y'all ever notice how the Tleilaxu be creating the Kwisatz Haderach like this, but the Bene Gesserit be creating the Kwisatz Haderach like this?

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BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Bubblyblubber posted:

Y'all ever notice how the Tleilaxu be creating the Kwisatz Haderach like this, but the Bene Gesserit be creating the Kwisatz Haderach like this?
hosed up if true.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

quote:

Dune: The Sisterhood is a prequel set 10,000 years prior to the events of the Dune movies. It does not yet have a release date.

Oh no.

Not like this. Not like this.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Phanatic posted:

Oh no.

Not like this. Not like this.
We knew this was coming, as it was basically the price Legendary and HBO had to agree to, in order to get the rights to Dune.

Just don't watch it.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Phanatic posted:

Oh no.

Not like this. Not like this.

if it helps, afaik that show is in development hell and probably won't go anywhere

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'll be super surprised if that thing ever sees daylight.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Phanatic posted:

Oh no.

Not like this. Not like this.

Travelling Sisterhood of Space Witches

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I didn't realize it was actually based on a Failson book.

Kevin J Anderson can't keep getting away with being involved in important poo poo can he

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Phanatic posted:

Oh no.

Not like this. Not like this.

No IP is safe from the Great Enshittening of the 21st century.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

People.

What if that show has all the vagina pulsing we could ask for??

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Mad Hamish posted:

I just remembered how in either Heretics or Chapterhouse there's a reference to the Tleilaxu tricking everyone else into eating slig meat so as to corrupt their spirits or deny them entry to Heaven or something extremely stupid and it occurs to me now that this is vaguely similar to CHUDs thinking that shooting Muslims or Jews with bacon grease-covered bullets sends them to Hell.

God the Tleilaxu are loving dumb.
Also there's that extremely random part where Miles literally notices two tleilaxu doing the "I'll stand on your shoulders and then we'll wear a big trenchcoat to look like one tall guy" thing

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

uber_stoat posted:

i'll be super surprised if that thing ever sees daylight.

but enough about my stillsuit-covered beefswell

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Imagine being Frank's editor and discovering that "beefswelling" was not, in fact, some kind of typo

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Tree Bucket posted:

Imagine being Frank's editor and discovering that "beefswelling" was not, in fact, some kind of typo

Not really convinced Herbert had an editor tbh

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Beefswolen fat pink mast cumming on the edge of a cliff; these are the things i do for love

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Why can't they just base It on whatever got me to the moment when the point where the harkonnen yells I WILL KILL HIM!!!!!! AND then kean Luke bpicklard yells let me finish this harkonnen anime like Dawes in the expanse

And then Paul jom gabbars him

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

StashAugustine posted:

Not really convinced Herbert had an editor tbh

They probably resigned after asking Herbs to tighten up a paragraph and then being asked "ever sift sand through a screen?"

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
I can hear your shitposts, old man.

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
Those shitposts could be imitated!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
They have tried to take the poo poo of my posts!

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
Observe, Feyd, poo poo within posts.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Does the Emperor know you suborned a post of the poo poo school?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Riot Bimbo posted:

if it helps, afaik that show is in development hell and probably won't go anywhere

It has strong 'making an extra cake just for Homer to ruin' vibes of keeping the failson occupied.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Ghost Leviathan posted:

It has strong 'making an extra cake just for Homer to ruin' vibes of keeping the failson occupied.

You mean it's not Paulo's birthday?!

Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate

Mad Hamish posted:

You mean it's not Paulo's birthday?!

Every day is his birthday since he took the Ultraspice!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Tree Bucket posted:

They have tried to take the poo poo of my posts!

You want absolution? Go find me some pies.

SnakesRevenge
Dec 29, 2008

Remember the basics of CQC, Snake!
Post without shittin

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Your poo poo is transparent

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mad Hamish posted:

I just remembered how in either Heretics or Chapterhouse there's a reference to the Tleilaxu tricking everyone else into eating slig meat so as to corrupt their spirits or deny them entry to Heaven or something extremely stupid and it occurs to me now that this is vaguely similar to CHUDs thinking that shooting Muslims or Jews with bacon grease-covered bullets sends them to Hell.

God the Tleilaxu are loving dumb.

Did the tub women not clue you in beforehand

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Mad Hamish posted:

You mean it's not Paulo's birthday?!

What, no bless yous for Paolo?

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Shageletic posted:

Did the tub women not clue you in beforehand

Oh, they did, but there's just so many other stupid, stupid things about the Tleilaxu.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



thanking my local tleilaxu for inventing tubgirl

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

2 Girls, 1 Ghola

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

2 jabbars 1 gom

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
2 masters 1 coat

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

2 movies 1 book

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
2 wives 1 concubine

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Flakey posted:

2 wives 1 concubine

:drat:

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



2 alive children, 1 dead child

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Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Two blind eyes, one Golden Path.

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